The scene is Butters room. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman are sleeping Butters bed and Butters and Kyle are sleeping on the floor. Kyle walks into Butters room sleepily, he walks over Stan's empty sleeping bag not realizing Stan isn't in it. Kyle just came from the bathroom, trying to throw up the disgusting moldy food festering in his stomach. He felt horrible, as he lays down his face is has a uncomfortable look on it. The screen now panes in on Kyle…
" Dudes look at this." exclaimed Stan running up to his friends out of breathe
" What is it?" said Kyle, a little afraid of the disgusting looking doll in his arms
" Its this old doll that's going to be worth like four million dollars in a week."
" What!" his three friends said in unison
" Yeah, its an antique and at the end of this week its value is gonna skyrocket." said Stan
" Really." said Kenny
" Oh man, this is awesome!" said Cartman
" Hey its Stan's money, not yours fat ass." said Kyle
" So, he's gonna share it with us, riiight Stan, were your best friends riight!" said Cartman trying to sound innocent
" Hey Stan, don't those things have to stay in mint condition for you to get the money?" asked Kenny
" Yeah dude, if they get one scratch their worthless." explained Stan
" Well then what the hell are you doing bringing it out here?"
" Oh sh!t dude your right, I got to get Chuckie home and in a safe palce."
" Chuckie?" asked Kyle
" Yeah that's his name."
Stan ran home with the grotesque looking doll in his arms, as he ran the doll appeared to move its head and wink at Kyle.
" DUDE!" yelled Kyle
" What Jew boy." said Cartman
" That doll just winked at me."
" Yeah Kyle, don't you know, creepy dolls are really turned on by Jews."
" Shut up fat ass, that doll really freaks me out."
" Oh come on Kyle, its creepy sure but hey, Stan will get four mill for taking care of that ugly piece of sh!t." said Kenny
" Yeah lets go check in on our little cash crop shall we." suggested Cartman
" For the last time, it's not your money it's Stan's!" snapped Kyle
The scene is Stan's house, the boys just arrived and are ringing the door bell.
" Stan, its us." Kyle yelled
Stan opens the door.
" Oh hey guys." said Stan, " Come in."
" Sooo, how is the little money maker?" ask Cartman
" Eric!" snapped Kenny
" Whaaaat?"
" Chuckie's okay, I put him in my room in a safe place." said Stan
" You put him on a toy box didn't you?" asked Cartman
" I wish you wouldn't call him by name Stan." said Kyle
" Why?" asked Stan
" Kyle thinks the doll is alive and that it winked at him." Cartman said bluntly
" What?"
" I don't think its alive, it just, creeps me out." said Kyle
" Well don't worry dude, he does look kinda creepy when you think about it."
" Yeah he looks but ugly." said Kenny
" He can look like Carrot Top or Charles Manson for I care, as long as he gets us four million dollars." said Cartman
" FOR THE LAST TIME ITS STAN"S NOT OURS!" yelled Kyle
" Relax dude, I'm gonna spend it with you guys." said Stan
" Thanks dude." said Kenny
" Hoooray." said Cartman pretending to be grateful
" So can we see the little sh!t face."
" Yeah sure." agreed Stan
The boys walk upstairs to Stan's room. The weird looking doll was propped up on his toy chest.
" Hmm, that's weird." said Stan
" What?" asked Kyle
" Oh nothing, its just I could of swore I put him down on his back."
" Weird huh Kyle? Wooo weee oooo." mocked Cartman
" Knock it off Cartman." said Kyle
" Hey Stan what's this cord for?" asked Kenny
" Oh he's one of those pull the string and say stuff doll. Here look I'll show you." explained Stan
Stan pulled the cord from the back of the doll and let it pull back in.
" Hi I'm Chuckie, I'm your new best friend." said the doll in a childlike voice
" Ugh!" said Kyle as he heard the grotesque doll speak
" Oh look, Kyle's jealous, he's worried he'll be replaced." said Cartman
" I am not!"
" Aww, don't worry Kyle, the fact that your real gives you an advantage." mocked Kenny
Cartman and Kenny laugh at Kyle.
" Shut it you two." said Kyle
" I don't know Ken, the fact that Chuckie only talks when you want him too is a big sale." said Cartman
" Come on guys, Kyle is way more fun then a doll." said Stan
" Thank you Stan." said Kyle
" Although Chuckie will get me four million dollars, hmm, hard decision." joked Stan
" Stan!"
" I'm just kidding Kyle, lighten up." said Stan as he put his arm around his best friend
" Lets see what else he'll say." suggested Kenny
" Okay."
Stan pulled the cord.
" We're best friends forever." said the doll
" Oh man, this thing is so gay. What was it made in the 70's by hippies." mocked Cartman
" 60's." corrected Stan
Stan pulled the cord again.
" We'll play together forever and ever." said the doll
" Man, if a pervert heard this they might get sexually aroused." said Kenny
" Your crotch feeling a little crowed Kenny." laughed Cartman
" Shut up." Kenny said playfully shoving his friend
" Stan I got groceries, and snacks!" yelled his mom from downstairs
" Alright guys someone yelled food, lets go help and eat." suggested Stan
" Yes, my snack senses are tingling." said Cartman
" Yeah we can hear them." joked Kenny
The three exit Stan's room but Kyle lags behind.
" The guys were right, what was I afraid of?" Kyle said to himself
He pulled the doll's cord.
" I'm gonna kill Kyle." said the doll in a more mature voice
" What did you say?" said Kyle shocked
He pulled the cord again.
" I love everyone." replied the doll
Kyle pulled back, the way it looked at him scared him. He felt his nerves rattle.
" Dude come on!" Stan yelled
" Coming." said Kyle
As he ran out the door he could of swore the doll grinned at him.
The scene is downstairs at Stan's house, the boys have put away the groceries and cleaned out the snacks.
" Dude, tell your mom to not get fat free chips next time." Cartman said bluntly
" Whatever dude, hey Kyle you want to spend the night, my mom said it's okay." said Stan
" Um, well." Kyle began
" Oh look he's still afraid of the gaywad doll of yours Stan." said Cartman
" I'm not, yeah I'd love to spend the night Stan."
" What about meeee!" Kenny said trying to sound helpless
" I wouldn't let him spend the night Stan, last time he spent the night at my house and half my food was gone." warned Cartman
The boys stare at Kenny.
" I get hungry okay!" explained Kenny
" Ha ha hah ah." the boys laughed in unison
The scene is Stan's room, its late and its raining. Stan and Kyle are laying down in bed but Kyle feels uneasy with the doll there.
Kyle feels something brush up against him.
" What," he turns and bed to see its just Stan tossing in his sleep," oh its just Stan."
Kyle turns to see the doll staring at him.
" Ugh."
Kyle gets out of bed and grabs a blanket, walks over to the doll and throws it over the creepy doll.
" Better."
Kyle gets back into the bed and closes his eyes. As he is about to fall asleep, he hears something move, he opens his eyes to see the doll at the foot of the bed.
" SH!T Dude," Kyle makes himself silent, " Stan, Stannnn." Kyle whispers as he shakes his friend
" What Kyle?' Stan yawns
" Look." Kyle whimpers
Stan looks at the doll.
" Why did you move Chuckie dude."
" I didn't, eh moved on his own."
" Yeah, ha ha very funny Kyle, go back to sleep."
Kyle got up and grabbed the doll and put him in Stan's closet. Kyle laid down back on the bed, but he couldn't shake the feeling he was being watched.