The scene is Stan's house. Kenny and Cartman are walking through the door and Kyle is coming downstairs.
" Hey dudes." said Stan, " Nice of you to get up Kyle."
" Your just getting up?" asked Kenny surprised
" Yeah, I couldn't get any sleep." said Kyle
" Yeah I noticed," said Stan rubbing his arm, " dude you kick hard."
" Sorry, what time is it?"
" Time for you to get a watch." said Cartman
" Well I don't have one so what time is it?"
" Its 1 p.m." said Kenny
" Whoa! Why didn't you get me up Stan?"
" Tried, three times, got kicked in three different spots, each still sore." said Stan
" Sorry."
Why couldn't you sleep dude?"
" Were you afraid of Chuckie?" asked Cartman
" Well…He's real creepy, no matter where I put him, he always seems to just get up and move somewhere else." explained Kyle
" Ha hah ah ha!" the boys (excluding Kyle) laughed
" Dude its just a doll." said Stan
" But, its so creepy, you've seen it." said Kyle
" I admit, its not exactly one of the things I want to see when I get up, buts its only for a few more days dude."
" Yeah, seriously dude you need to get over it." said Kenny
" I have an idea, we lock Kyle in a room with the doll and make him come to terms with his fear." suggested Cartman
" Screw you fat ass." retaliated Kyle
" Hey that might work." said Kenny
" Kenny!"
" No seriously, you need to face your fear sooner or later. Might as well be now."
" Ugh, what do you think Stan?"
" Up to you dude." responded Stan
" Oh damn it. Fine lets do it."
The boys take Kyle up stairs and lock him in Stan's closet.
" Lets turn off the lights." suggested Cartman
" I heard that!" said Kyle from the other side of the door
" Come on guys."
" Lets not and say we did." said Stan
" Oh you guys are pussies."
The scene is inside Stan's closet. Kyle is looking at the doll as it gets up off the floor and walks to him, Kyle is scared stiff.
" You are alive, guys, guys." whispers Kyle, but it is too low for the other boys to hear
" Alright listen you little fuc, I need one you boys body so I can become real flesh again, so shut up!" said Chuckie with a threatening voice
" AAAAAHHHHH!" screamed Kyle
Kyle continues to scream and bang on the door.
" Dude, maybe we should let him out." says Kenny beginning to sound nervous
" Nah, just a few more minutes." said Cartman
" STAN, KENNY, CARTMAN, HELLLPPP! LET MEEEE OUUUUTTTT!" screamed Kyle banging and clawing at the door
" Dude let him out!" pleaded Stan
" Oh come on guys!" pleaded Cartman
The boys glare at Cartman.
" Oh you guys are such little pussies."
Cartman lets go of the door as Kyle barges through it.
" Huff, huff, huff." Kyle tries to catch his breath from the traumatic experience
" Kyle, Kyle its okay." says Stan in a calming soothing voice
" No its not. That doll wants to kill us." said Kyle
" Oh great Kyle has gone insane, Kenny call the loony bin time to commit Kyle." said Cartman
" That doll said that he wants to use one of us so he can transfer his soul into our body and become flesh again."
" Okay…Kyle, you were trapped in the closet…" began Stan
" In more ways then one…" interrupted Cartman
Stan glares at Cartman.
" What?" ask Cartman
" Look dude, you just got scared and started hallucinating." explained Stan
" No look I'm telling you guys, he said his name was Charles Lee Ray and that some gypsy or something tricked him into getting his soul trapped in a doll and that the only way he can return to normal is switch the souls with someone else's." said Kyle exhausted
" Kyle do you know how ridiculous that sounds." said Kenny
" It's the truth!"
" Okay Kyle I think you didn't get a good nights sleep and your suffering from it." said Stan
" FINE, I'll prove it to you guys!" said Kyle as he grabbed the possessed doll
" Kyle what are you doing!" says Cartman
" Proving to you guys I'm not insane."
" Kyle in all fairness Eric already thought you were insane before this." said Kenny
" Yeah Kyle, put the doll down, I don't want to have to hurt you." said Cartman
" You'd love to hurt me fat ass." replied Kyle
" Yeah that's true."
" I'll just have to show you he's alive."
Kyle, with Chuckie in his arm ran downstairs. He brought Chuckie to the fireplace and put on a fire as the boys arrive on the scene.
" Kyle come on dude lets just talk this over." said Stan
" Kyle I'm serious, I am getting so pissed off." said Cartman
" I'm serious too." Kyle holds the doll over the flame enough for the hair to catch fire
" KYLE!" Stan, Kenny, and Cartman say in unison
" AAAAHHHH!" screamed the doll as it sprang to life banging its head on stuff trying to put the fire out," You little sh!t, I'm gonna fu!kin kill you, ugh!"
The three boys looked shock as the doll struggles to put the flame out.
" Holy sh!t dude." says Stan as he watches the doll put the flame out
" So Kyle wasn't crazy." said Kenny
" That still hasn't been proven." said Cartman
" Alright boys now that you know, who wants to go in the doll while the rest suffer horrible deaths." said Chuckie
The boys scream and run into the downstairs closet.
" Come on boys I'm not gonna hurt ya." said Chuckie
" You just said you want to kill us." replied Cartman
" Only three of you."
" Were not coming out." said Kenny
" Cartman, your moms on the phone, she's dead, you need to come out an go to her."
" Ha, like I'm supposed to believe that." said Cartman
" Fine I'll go to your house and kill her right now."
" Touch her and I'll kick you in the nuts."
" Dolls don't have nuts, good luck with that."
" Damn it, well I got nothing."
" Look guys we can totally take him." said Stan
" Uh Stan talking doll, hello."
" Look its just a doll, how strong can it be?"
Chuckie bangs something against the door nearly breaking it.
" To answer your question that strong." said Cartman pointing to the door
The boys wait awhile and try to hear what Chuckie is up to.
" You think he's gone?" asked Kenny
" I don't know, lets send Kyle to go check." said Cartman
" Why me?" asked Kyle
" Its your fault were in this mess, if you had just shut up about it, he would of just killed you and be done with it."
" He was gonna come after all of us Cartman." said Stan
" We don't know that."
" He just said so." said Kenny
" Oh screw you guys I'm going home…after someone goes out there to check."
" Okay lets all go out at once okay." said Stan
" Why?" said Kenny
" He can't come after all of us at once, maybe we can surprise him, with me."
" Were with you Stan." said Kyle
" Okay one, two, THREE!"
Stan and Kyle burst out of the closet, after looking around and realizing they were the only ones to jump out. They glare at Cartman and Kenny.
" WHAT! Kyle doesn't speak for the rest of us." said Cartman
" Yeah!" said Kenny
" Well whatever, just come on he's not here." said Stan
" Where do you think he went."
" We need to stop him, anyone got any ideas?"
Cartman and Kenny raise their hands.
" Anyone got an idea without killing Kyle?" asked Stan
Cartman puts his hand down. Kenny raises his.
" Nothing perverted!" yelled Stan
Kenny puts his hand down.
" Okay we got nothing." said Stan
" Well, I guess we know what we have to do, we have to kill…Chuckie." said Kyle
" Yeah, screw that doll." said Kenny
" If we come at him at all sides, there's no way he can kill us, injure us maybe but kill, no." said Stan
" Okay!" the boys said in unison
The boys search the kitchen for weapons they can use against the possessed doll.
" I found a knife." said Stan
" I found a butcher knife." said Kenny
" I found a hammer." said Cartman
" I found this old axe." said Kyle
The boys look at Stan.
" My dad wanted to try this medieval thing." explained Stan
The boys go upstairs and search the rooms for Chuckie.
" Nothing." said Stan
" Nothing." said Kyle
" Nothing." said Kenny
" Nothing." said Cartman
" Nothing." said Chuckie
The boys look behind them to see Chuckie as he leaps at Kyle.
" AAAHHH!" Kyle screamed
" Take this you little bastard." Chuckie said as he beat up Kyle
" Ooof, cough, hack." Kyle muttered as he was savagely beat by the doll
" Get off him you ass hole." Stan said as he charged the doll and stabbed him
" AAH!" yelled Chuckie as blood gushed out his arm
Chuckie immediately changed his attention form Kyle to Stan and charged him into his room, the door shut and was locked.
" STAN, STAN!" screamed Kyle as he banged on the door
Outside the sky grew dark and all the lights in the house went off.
" AAHH!" Kyle yelled as he raised the axe and hacked at Stan's door
Inside Kyle saw Stan on the floor and Chuckie over his body. Kyle Charged at the demented doll. The doll held his arms up to protect himself and started saying something only the voice was all slow. Whack, the dolls head was off, blood spew from the wound.
" It's over." said Kyle
" Good I'm going home." said Cartman
" I'm getting the hell out of this house." said Kenny
" Stan are you okay?" said Kyle as he walked to his best friend, " Stan?"
Kyle watched as the figure got up, it didn't look like Stan anymore, it looked like Chuckie! Only he looked human!
" What! Then where's Stan?" Kyle looked over to the doll he decapitated
" That was a close one." said Chuckie in a child like voice
Kyle saw the doll, it changed to, it looked like Stan.
" I…I…no!" said Kyle
" Good thing I switched us before you got here." said Chuckie with a evil grin
" NOOO cough, cough!" Kyle began but was punched in the stomach by Chuckie and thrown on the floor
" Come on Kyle, lets play." said Chuckie as he jumped on top of Kyle with the knife Stan had, " Lets play doctor, I think you need head surgery."
" NOOO! NOOOO! NOOOO! KENNY, CARTMAN, HELP!" Kyle screamed as Chuckie raised the knife and lowered it with all his might
" AAAAHHHH!"
Kyle wakes up.
" AAHH!" Kyle covers his mouth
He looks around, he's all alone.
" Stan, psst Stan." Kyle whispered
With no one around, he made a drastic decision; he didn't want to be alone. He was too scared. He walks over to the bed.
" Cartman are you up?" Kyle asks
Stan turns over.
" Stan? What are you doing?" ask Kyle
" Long story dude. What's wrong?" asked Stan
" I had a bad dream can I sleep here?"
Kenny wakes up and yawns.
" What's up guys?" asked Kenny
" Kyle wants to sleep in the bed." said Stan
" Can you ask Cartman dude, to you know scoot over?" asked Kyle
" Guys, I really don't want to wake him again." said Kenny
" Well I'll try, maybe he'll listen to me?" said Stan
" Dude, I'm his best friend and he doesn't even listen to me."
" Come on dude." pleaded Kyle
" Oh alright, but he's gonna be pissed." Kenny taps Cartman, " Eric, wake up."
" (Yawn) Is it morning?" Cartman says then looks over to Stan. Kenny, and Kyle
Cartman looks at the three, the screen panes over to the boys, then back to Cartman except now he looks pissed.
" No, no, no ,NO, NO, NO, NOOO, I refuse to let that Jew sleep in the same bed as me." yelled Cartman
" Then move somewhere else." said Kyle
" But I was here first!"
" Come on fat ass!"
" Why do you want to sleep here anyway?"
" I had a bad dream."
" Oh, I swear you guys are such pussies!"
" Cartman!"
" What happens if Butters wakes up and sees this?"
" He'll think were gay?" ask Kenny
" NO, he'll want to join us, this bed is not big enough for five people."
"Why would he want to join us?"
" Because Butters is a little pussy that is too desperate to be with people!"
" Cartman." said Kyle
" NO!"
" Cartman!"
" UGH! ONE NOISE, just ONE NOISE and you are all out of here. Got that!"
" Okay fine."
Cartman angrily scoots over and Kyle gets in.
" Good night Kyle, night Kenny, good night Cartman." said Stan
" Good night Eric, night Stan, good night Kyle." said Kenny
" Good night Sta…" began Kyle
" GOD DAMN IT GO TO SLEEP!" screamed Cartman
The boys immediately pretend to be asleep. All is quiet. Cartman feels uncomfortable, he has lost all mobility in the bed and is pressed up against the wall, and he thinks things can't get any worse.
Unfortunately the night wasn't over.