WARNING: Cartman's dream gets a little graphic near the middle and end! This is a warning!
Cartman laid there on his side of the bed, he had no room to move or stretch. He was angry, but that anger soon turned to sleep as he nodded off. On his face is a uncomfortable expression. The screen panes in on Cartman and…
Cartman is walking down a road. He doesn't know where is going, he just keeps walking. He looks around; the land looks desolate and barren. He looks at the sky, it is red and cloudy. He wonders why it is so cloudy, but then he realizes its actually smoke.
Cartman walks down the road, he looks to see a fire. The fire is big and huge, full of destruction and chaos, and yet is filled with beauty and passion. The flames consume the building, thus feeding itself. Cartman looks on not amused by its alluring grasp and moves on.
Cartman comes to a pond, except it looks more it was put next to an industrial waste plant. The pond is black with a green hue. Even though there isn't anything alive in it, there is still something moving in it. There is a black fungus growing out of the pond, it seeps into the ground, killing anything it touches. The already brown grass withers into a black shrub. The smell resonating from the pond is repulsive. It smells like sour milk mixed with sweat. Cartman covers his nose, smelling the disgusting odor makes him want to gag. He moves on.
Cartman comes to a crossroad. On the left is a field of flowers and birds singing; on the right side are mounds of dirt, fires, and destruction. Cartman picks to walk down the road filled with chaos, immediately after walking down the right road, the left side is hit with thousands missiles and bombs. The birds tweet their last breath as their field has the crap bombed out of it. Cartman turns around to see the once beautiful and peaceful field turn into a smoldering wasteland. He didn't care, he just kept on walking.
Cartman keeps on walking, he eventually reaches a bunch of kids. They are crying and holding huge things that are burnt.
" Waaaahhhh!" they cry
" Mommy, Daddy!" some say
" Waaaahhhh!"
A little kid begins to cry as he tries to attach what looks like a head to one of the burnt up corpses.
" Wah!" he puts the head on the corpse, it then falls off, "Wah!" he tries again, same results, " Wah"
Cartman watches as the little kids mourn the loss of their parents. The constant crying and sadness reminded Cartman of his mom, how she always waits on him hand and foot, how she always calls him poopykins and hun, the way she brought him food. He wonders where she is then continues his walk down the endless road.
Cartman walks down the lonely road of chaos. He hears bombs go off behind him, he doesn't care though. Cartman sees a field of endless flowers; they all look burnt and orange. The orange hue reminds him of Kenny. The thought of Kenny makes him wonder where he is. Cartman thinks about all the crap he puts Kenny through, how he makes Kenny do all the work, how Kenny does a lot of stuff for him like drive him to Mexico in a mini electric toy car, how he treats his best friend like crap. Cartman dwells on this for a few minutes then forgets what he was thinking about. He decides to move on.
A bomb drops and explodes a hundred miles to Cartman's left. He hears the thousands of screams from the people caught in the blast, from the look of things it looks like an incinerator bomb from the fact that all the people are on fire.
" Ha!" laughs Cartman as he continues
He continues, on the way he sees a bunch of wounded animals. He sees one dog, its legs have been sawed off, another is limping as its back legs are dragged by the strands of visible muscle that are keeping the back legs attached to the body, a cat is completely bald and covered in sores, its skin looks like its falling off, a bird tries to fly away but its wing is broken and its beak is holding on by a mere scrap of skin. Cartman looks on at the mutilated animals and is reminded of Stan.
Cartman remembers how Stan always has to be the sympathetic one, how he always has to do the right thing. He remembers how Stan has a gay dog, he remembers how he tried to save Kyle from kidney failure, and he thinks about the time Stan was worried about killing beavers when they crashed into that beaver damn awhile back. After reminiscing about Stan, he continues.
Cartman walks down a road that is littered with loads of body parts, their stench is disgusting, but Cartman isn't really that affected. He sees a Star of David on one of the dismembered heads. He begins to think about Kyle, how much he hates him, how much he thinks Kyle is a little fag for always having to do the right thing, for always ruining his plans, and for just being Kyle. He thinks about all the times he and Kyle go at each other and thinks that he is glad that he has someone to fight with. He realizes life is more fun with a rival. But he still hates him. Cartman continues his walk.
Cartman continues walking when all of a sudden bombs go off behind him; three bombs go off a few yards behind him. The fumes choke his throat but he doesn't let it show. Bodies fill the sky then crash down on the earth. Cartman continues, a man is blown in half, he screams.
" Mommmyy! Mommy!" screams the man blown in half as he pulls himself and his organs that are hanging out to a safer place only to drag himself on a land mine then blow up, pieces blow everywhere
Cartman sees the destruction, but doesn't care. The he looks up and sees a missile coming right at him. The missile comes closer, Cartman looks on not caring.
A image of a human being with its lower jaw ripped out and its tongue hanging out flashes on the screen.
Cartman continues to stare at the missile, as it gets closer.
A image of three midgets eating a dead corpse appears.
The missile is closer now.
A image of a tribe eating their own flashes on the screen.
The missile is about to hit Cartman when…
Cartman wakes up.
Cartman wakes up and rubs his eyes, his movement wakes Kenny.
" Dude, you have a bad dream?" ask Kenny sleepily
" No just the same sh!t that I always dream." replied Cartman
" Oh the one where you see mom have sex?"
" No."
" The one where you rule the world but end up screwing it up?"
" No not that one."
" The one where you keep walking down a path of destruction until a missile hits you and you wake up."
" Yeah that one."
" Oh."
Cartman looks over to Stan and Kyle.
" Psst, Kenny (Cartman snickers) look at Stan and Kyle." says Cartman
Kenny looks over to see Kyle to sleeping with his head on top of Stan's chest.
" Ha hah ah ha ah ha!" laughs Kenny as he tries to hold in his laughter
" Man I know I said those guys were gay, ha ah hah ah ha, but I never meant literally!" exclaimed Cartman
" Kyle ha hah must have just turned over in his sleep Eric, their not gay!" Kenny tried to say with a straight face
" Yeah but it still looks gay ha hah ah ha, man I wish I had a camera!"
" Right there." said Kenny pointing to Butter's camera on the shelf above the bed
" Hey, put Stan's arm around him ha hah ha!"
" Okay, but this is seriously is wrong dude ha hah ha. Stan and Kyle are our friends ha hah."
" Screw that, tonight your allegiance is to me."
Kenny put Stan's arm around Kyle and Cartman took the picture and hid it under his pillow.
" Man this is gonna come in handy." said Cartman excited
" Dude come on your not going to actually use that are you?" asked Kenny still giggling
" Maybe." said Cartman as he laid back down to sleep
Kenny laid back down immediately and went back to bed.