Its 7am and the boys are still sleeping, but a small speck of sunshine makes its way past the curtains and on to Cartman's face.
"(Yawns) Man, my back is killing me." said Cartman stretching
His movement begins to wake the other boys, they one by one slowly begin to wake up.
" (yawns)" as Kenny woke up
" (yawns)" as Stan woke up
Kyle wakes up, still sleeping on Stan and the two look at each other, an awkward silence follows.
" AAAHHH!" the two scream as they pull back from each other
" Ha hah ah hah ha!" Kenny laughed
" Oh Man ha hah ah hah that was ha awesome ha ah hah!" laughed Cartman
" You assholes, you made us get like that didn't you?" asked Kyle furious
" Nope, you wanted to be embraced in Stan's arms, not our fault you can't control your gay sexual urges."
" I'm gonna kick your fat ass you lying son of a bitch!"
" Dude, you rolled over in your sleep, your head landed on Stan, no biggie." Kenny explained
" Sure ruin the fun Ken." said Cartman
" What ever, as long you two keep your trap shut about this!" said Stan anxious
" Stan you got nothing to be ashamed of, you can't deny what the heart wants, even if it is the Jew boy."
" Shut up you fat fu!k." yelled Kyle
Butters moved around in his sleep.
" Quiet you two, Butters might wake up." said Cartman
" So." said Kenny
" So…Wait, you guys get out the bed its morning!"
" Why?"
" You guys agreed that you would be gone by morning, now shoo, get your asses out of here."
" Dude its morning, does it matter if we get out our not were all up." said Stan
" Its 7 o'clock, I'm going back to bed."
" Cartman." said Kyle
Cartman literally kicked the boys out of the bed. With the boys on the floor Cartman went back to sleep.
" That fat bastard!" said Kyle
" Damn he kicks hard." said Stan
" Lets just go back to sleep."
The boys too fell back to sleep. An two hours past and Kenny woke up. It was close enough to when it would be reasonable to leave for home.
" Hey guys, get up. I think we've stayed long enough for us to leave don't you think." said Kenny
" Dude, don't say that, what of Butters hears you?" warned Stan
Kenny looked over to Butters who was still sound asleep. He hadn't heard what Kenny said.
" Nah dude, he's still asleep." said Kenny
" (Yawns) What time is it?" asked Kyle sleepily
" Its about 9:02 a.m. we've slept for about two hours now."
" We shouldn't leave until we have had breakfast dude." said Stan
" Okay, I'm fine with that." Kenny didn't mind a free meal
" Okay then wake up Cartman." said Kyle
" Okay"
Kenny walked over to the bed and got on.
" Psst Eric, wake up." Kenny whispered as he tapped him, "Eric! Wake up!"
Cartman didn't move.
" Okay fine." said Kenny
He backed up a little then pounced on Cartman.
" Ugh…Kenny get off you bastard." said Cartman
" He's up." said Kenny laughing
" Get off of me you stupid ass hole."
" No."
" Dog pile on Cartman." said Stan
" Get off me you sons of bitches!" yelled Cartman
Butters woke up.
" Hey Butters." said Kenny
" Hello fellas, gee what are you all doing having a tickle fight?" asked Butters
" Uh, no." said Stan
" Oh well come on lets all go brush out teeth and then maybe I can ask my mom to make us French toast. Dum dee do dum." Butters hummed as he walked to the bathroom
" How can he manages to stay so happy?" asked Kyle
" I don't know." replied Stan
" God damn it he really pisses me off that little dumb ass, I want to kick his ass." said Cartman
" Why what he do?" asked Kenny
" He's always so damn happy, its so fu!kin annoying."
" So you hate him… because he's happy?" asked Kenny
" Exactly!"
" Ooookay, you can always find something to hate about someone, can't you Cartman?" said Kenny
" Damn straight."
" You're an ass hole Cartman." said Kyle
" What, I hate him, I FU!KIN HATE HIM!"
" Well what ever, lets go get dome French toast." suggested Kenny
" Okay, I'm down with that."
The boys get up and leave for downstairs, just then Cartman remembers something.
" You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up." said Cartman
He get back on the bed and reaches under the pillow, he pulls out the picture he took very early in the morning.
" This will come in handy ha ha." laughed Cartman with a evil look on his face
Cartman ran downstairs; Butters' mom was already making French toast.
" Stan, Kyle, can I speak with you two for a minute." said Cartman
Stan and Kyle walked into the living room with Cartman.
" What Cartman?" asked Stan
Cartman brought up the picture of them together.
" Give me that fat ass!" yelled Kyle
" Is everything alright over there?" asked Butters mom
" Fine." lied Stan, " What do you want Cartman?"
" It'll cost you." said Cartman
" What?" said Kyle anxious
" You know what."
Stan and Kyle look at each other and both realize what he wants.
The scene is the kitchen of Butters house; Mrs. Stotch is serving the boys French toast.
" Can I have some more please?" asked Cartman with his fake generous sounding voice
" Now Eric, I think you've had enough. You've had four servings." said Mrs. Stotch as she served Stan and Kyle their second serving
Mrs. Stotch walks over to the stove.
" Uh hum!" coughed Cartman
Stan and Kyle angrily stab their French toast and put it on Cartman's plate.
" I hate you Cartman!" said Kyle
" I know." said Cartman
Stan and Kyle look over at Kenny.
" What? I'm not the one black mailing you." said Kenny, " I love this stuff!" Kenny said as he stuffed it all in his mouth
" Damn Kenny slow down." said Stan
" Yeah and put a shirt on." said Cartman
" No!" replied Kenny
The boys finished their breakfast and get their stuff and head for the door.
" Well are you fellas going already?" asked Butters
" Ah, yes Butters, thanks for nothing you little…(Kenny elbows him in the ribs), I mean, wow thanks Butters for the most super fun time we have ever had in our whole lives." said Cartman sounding obviously fake
" Well see ya fellas in school bye." said Butters as the boys exit the door
" Man that was the worst night I ever had."
" So boring!" said Kenny
" Okay Cartman…" said Kyle
" Okay what?" asked Cartman
" Give us the picture, we gave you our food so give us that picture."
Cartman brings out the picture.
" I don't know I could have some more fun with this." mocked Cartman
" CARTMAN!" both boys yelled
" Ha hah aha ha hah ah."
Kenny grabs the picture and hands it over to Kyle.
"AY!" Cartman
" Thanks Kenny." said Stan
Kyle immediately ripped up the picture.
" There, no more of that." said Kyle with a satisfied look on his face
" Your no fun." said Cartman
" Well I'd love to stay and chat but I need to go home and eat." said Stan
" Me too." said Kyle
The boys all left but Cartman stopped Kenny.
" What?" asked Kenny
" Look." Cartman said as he brought out the picture of Stan and Kyle
" Where did you?"
" I took two pictures."
" Eric!"
" What I said I give them that picture not this one."
" Whatever I'm staying out of this. See ya."
Cartman and Kenny left for their homes. All the boys returned home with the memories of their nightmares still in their heads, except for Cartmans. The boys wouldn't forget that night.