Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story except the Fair. And here's chappie two. R&R por favor.

Vexen's Butt Problem

Vexen started cracking up. "Ha! I slipped a roofie in your drinks! Hahaha!"

Marluxia summoned his scythe and swung at Vexen, who blocked with his shield.

"Wellll... I'd better get back to my exihibit!" Vexen began chiseling away at a huge block of ice that already depicted how to get vocal surgery to make your laugh so strange it scared people.

Demyx was still dragging his exhibit along the floor, and Axel popped over to check it out. "Hey, that's pretty good."

The exhibit was a diorama of deadly musical instruments and funny catchphrases. The headings of the columns were a picture of a sitar and the everwimpy quotes, "They picked the wrong guy for this one..." and "Dance water, dance!" The part that caught the eye of every Organization member except Larxene though, was the section on the perks of controlling Dancer Nobodies.

"That's cheating! My Nobodies suck! After they die people just grab their swords and kill other stuff!" Saïx grabbed his sword and got P/Oed/ Noone liked Saïx when he was P/Oed because he would go into Beserk Mode and smash the furniture.

"No! Not that table! I spent all morning polishing it- NOOOOOOO!" Luxord started sobbing because his favorite poker table had been smashed.

"Chill! I have Dancers, you get to beat people up! But... uh... not me!" Demyx, seeing the Beserk Saïx, grabbed his exhibit and teleported to the other side of the room. "Eek!" He grabbed his sitar menacingly, then got a sly grin on his face. "Saïx, this is Lola. Lola, go buy him a drink. Or two, or three..." The Dancer Nobody led Saïx off by the arm, and all other members of the Organization wiped sweat off their faces.

Larxene came back out of Marluxia's room, and chucked a kunai at Vexen, which somehow managed to stick itself in his posterior, after which Vexen started whimpering and ran to the infirmary, screaming about his mommy, which was strange since everyone knows Nobodies have no mommies. Zexion sighed and left his exhibit, which depicted the detailed process of scheming (which was his forte of course, as the Cloaked Schemer), to go help Vexen pull the kunai out of his butt.

Axel went into his room and the faint sound of someone quite possibly laughing themselves to death emerged from the room. Then the sound of someone snorting soda out of their nose came from Roxas, who walked out of Marluxia's room.

Larxene then pulled something out of her pajamas and asked Marluxia in a very meek, timid voice, very unlike her usual sadistic self, "Um... What does it mean when you see the blue dot?"

Marluxia looked at Roxas, Larxene, felt the lines on his face, and screamed in a girly, highpitched voice.