Disclaimer: See first two chapters. Geez, people.
A/N: In case some of you people live under rocks, in the episode I refer to Al Gore keeps saying 'cereal' instead of 'serious.' OK? ...
Xaldin's Cartman Impersonation
"Oh... dear god... Larxene is pregnant!" Xigbar fell onto the ground and started beating the floor laughing. "Oh god... which slice of bread in the sandwich is the daddy? I do hope it's Marluxia! That would be precious!" Then one of his guns went off and he shot Xaldin in the foot.
"Ow! God! Are you cereal!" Xaldin chucked a spear at Xigbar, which pinned him to the ground. Zexion reemerged from the infirmary and slapped his head.
"Xaldin... Have you been watching South Park again? Because I told you not to watch the Al Gore episode... You really are a fool. Remember what happened when you saw the Scott Tenorman episode? You tried to turn the Superior into chili! Remember why he took away your Iron Chef kit? Soon, you'll be doing your Cartman impersonation again-"
"But moooooooooooom! I wanna go to the pooooooonies!" Xaldin started doing his Cartman impersonation.
"Oh, do it again! Do it again! Hey, do your Peter Griffin laugh!" Lexaeus looked up from the burning wreck of his exhibit and start laughing hearing Xaldin's Peter Griffin Laugh.
"Nyahahahahahahahah."
Zexion slapped himself in the forehead in exasperation and continued dragging his exhibit into the Hall of Empty Melodies.
Axel and Roxas started doing their imitation of Zexion... It involved a mad scientist routine and a bunch of red hand-marks on Roxas' face.
In the meantime, Larxene and Marluxia were looking at each other in a weird way. Larxene started first... "So... Um... How was it?"
Marluxia raised an eyebrow. "Uh... uhm... yeah... uh..."
Larxene looked him up and down and stared at the blue dot. "What? Do you have something you need to tell me?"
Marluxia walked away and started setting up his garden exhibit, showing the affects of numerous girly flower attacks when used against unsuspecting fans. The main attraction was a clip of a fangirl chasing Marluxia, only to be cut down by daffodils, after which the fangirl said, "Daffodils? How the hell can you hurt someone with daffodils?" Marluxia then shrugged and cut her head off with his scythe.
The echo echoed through Proof of Existence. "Noooootttt coooolllll!"
Larxene slapped Marluxia with her kunais and demanded again, "What is it?"
Marluxia turned toward her, sighed, and whimpered really quickly, "I'm impotent."
Larxene shrieked in a girly, highpitched voice, Marluxia shrieked in a girly, highpitched voice. You know the drill.