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Xigbar's Eyepatch

"YOU'RE WHAT?" Larxene screamed at Marluxia. Xigbar and Axel were rolling around on the floor, laughing themselves to death, until they rolled into each other and Axel accidentally ripped off Xigbar's eyepatch.

The entire Organization let out a collective, "Ewwwww..." Xigbar put his eyepatch back on and they resumed the tiring work of laughing their guts out, until Axel went off to go finish his exhibit on the wonders of pyromania and lighting things on fire (mostly other Nobodies). Little did the Organization know, but the exhibit also contained a device that induced pyromania in people who heard it. This way he was sure to win.

The Organization, who, through their powers of awesomeness, managed to get hold of the rough draft of this fic, started trying to kill Axel, who scrambled away and started picking them off with his chakras until Xigbar shot him in the... uh...

So the author mindwiped the Organization and took this fic out of the Library that Never Was.

Anyway... Larxene left more kunai lines on Marluxia's face, which now had a nice design of a puppy on it, and stormed off to find Vexen and get an abortion.

Meanwhile, Zexion and Lexaeus were plotting something...

"Ahem... Aren't we always plotting something? I mean, it's in my freakin' name! Really..." Zexion starting whining.

"Sorry Zexion... But some people who read these things are complete tards. So shut up and go back to plotting. Besides. It gives me filler..."

"Whatever... Anyway Lexaeus, pst pst pst pst..." Zexion leaned over and whispered in Lexaeus' ear, telling him of the dastardly plot.

Lexaeus looked at Zexion strangely. "Why did you say 'pst pst' ten times? And why the hell did you lick my ear?" Zexion looked around and his eye twitched a bit.

"Um... nevermind that. Anyway, we need to make sure that the baby is born somehow. Then we can use it's powers to kill Larxene because she wouldn't go with me to Spring Fling! Hahahahahaha!"

Lexaeus wondered if he was the only sane one in castle, aside from being a bit klutzy. "Um... OK... After you helped me fix my exhibit so I can win the contest." Zexion, pacing, muttered about of course he did and that it had only taken a bit of wood glue and nylon stockings...

Just then a loud sound came from the Hall of Empty Melodies, so Zexy and Lucious went to check it out. They saw Xigbar setting up a display that looked pretty much like a sniper rifle, which he was testing on the other exhibits.

Lexaeus started sobbing over the wreck of his burnt exhibit. "This'll take more than Larxene's lingerie..." Zexion muttered, ducking the kunais Larxene threw at him in mid-thought.

Lexaeus threw his tomahawk at Xigbar, which was unfortunate for Xigbar since this wasn't the stress tomahawk. Xigbar fell off of his perch like duck and slammed against the ground, taking off his eyepatch in the process.

"Eeeeewwwww..." Marluxia ran into the room to fix his eyepatch, after which he turned frantically to see if his garden was OK. It wasn't.

At this point, everyone who has read any previous chapters will let out a groan and think, "Here he goes again..."

Marluxia screamed in a girly, high-pitched voice.