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Axel's Pyromania Inducer

Lexaeus and Zexion were back at their plotting. It had taken from 7 to 9, but since all the other members of the Organization were working on their exhibits anyway (except for Demyx), they had finished Lexaeus' new exhibit. They could now plot in peace because Demyx was practicing his musical demonstration, which meant the entire Organization was wearing the heart earmuffs Marluxia had bought everyone for Valentine's Day.

Marluxia: They were on sale! I couldn't resist!

Me: Shut up...

So Lexaeus and Zexion had finally finishedtheir plan. They snuck into the infirmary, where Vexen was still sore trying to pull a kunai out of his butt. They were ever so slow, but then Vexen looked up and saw them because Zexion decided to play the Mission Impossible Theme Song...

"Um... What are you doing here?"

"Uh... We're trying to sneak away a potion that will make Larxene give birth earlier so we can steal it so that we can use its powers to kill Larxene because she wouldn't go with Zexion to Spring Fling?"

At this point Zexion smacked Lexaeus so hard that his hair turned red because of it. Lexaeus' hair was originally green.

Lexaeus gaped. "Ooowwww..."

Vexen started laughing, a few babies died becaue of it, and then, because he was laughing so hard, the kunai popped out. "Go ahead then."

"What?"

"I said go ahead. It'll be funny."

"Oh, OK then..." Zexion grabbed the potion marked: Give to Larxene after Roofie, turned off the MI theme song, and walked off with Lexaeus. Vexen got up to go with them after putting a frozen Band-Aid on his butt.

Axel was working on his pyromania inducer. He turned it on, hearing himself saying over the tape, "Got it memorized?" Suddenly, something burst into flame. Marluxia ran out of his room beating out a fire on the bottom of his robe.

Zexion, Lexaeus, and Vexen ran our from the infirmary to see what was going on. Vexen sighed. "I'll try to freeze him..." He did, but only managed to bind him to the floor at the torso. "Oh, well."

Marluxia whimpered. "Please don't go there, plea- AHHHHH!"

Axel laughed for a bit, snapped his fingers, and clinched. "Memorized."

Larxene came out of the room holding a lighter laughing maniacally, not noticing Roxas standing behind her carrying a vat of burning oil. But it was OK, since the U.S. government ran in and grabbed the oil, and then went to go invade some more Middle-Eastern countries.

Then Roxas pulled out one of Axel's chakras. "Hey! Where'd he get that?" Axel summoned it, but not before he lit Larxene on fire.

Axel turned off the pyromania inducer in his exhibit and looked up. Xigbar was laughing up on his sniper display.

Xaldin turned off the South Park in his room and ran out. "I'll try to pin him down so Vexen can actually freeze him." Xaldin threw a spear. It landed there. Yes, there.

Everyone, say it with me!

Marluxia screamed in a girly, high-pitched voice.