Kosmic: Again I do not think anyone is being mean to me. It is ok flame if you wish. I laugh at all my reviews in this. The pairing in this chapter is the worst wrong couple I could think up at the time. Please if you are younger then 13 try not to read. Now take out your weapons and kill me before I do something even worse.

Tubbimura & Pandabubba

Pandabubba Pov

I put up a help wanted sign sense I need it if I ever want to get those shen gong wu from those kids. I sat up and looked at the sign in sheet. The first person name is Tubbimura. According to what this Tubbimura put down that he is a ninja.

I sat back in my seat and waved to my guard to open the door for Tubbimura. This big fat lovely ninja guy came in. He looked very handsome to me. I could have sworn he is blushing if it wasn't for that mask.

"Tubbimura tell me why should I hire you?" I asked him as he looked at the light from the ceiling. "I am very good at my job. I might make a mistake once in a while but for each failure. I will help you for free a bit longer. I also will do whatever asked as long as it is reasonable." Tubbimura said to me as I got up from my seat.

"Have you ever felt in love with anyone?" I asked as his face turned a bit red. I could tell this time he likes me. "Well… I… no not really." He said to me as I walk up to him. "Would you kill someone if I told you to?" I asked him as he nodded to me. "I would as long as I get paid." He said as I stood in front of him.

"Do you know what shen gong wu are?" I asked him as he nods. "Yes I do! Those stupid xiaolin dragon go after them as well." He responded back to me as I leaned forward to him. "Then it looks as if we are on a fine wire now. You are perfect." I said as he blushed red even more.

Tubbimura Pov

I am with one of the most powerful crime bosses ever. He is making me sweat like crazy. He is so strong, muscular, and smart. It is as if I have fallen for you Pandabubba. His eyes are looking into mine. I could faint but that is what he might be trying. It must be a test of some sort.

He has such lovely eyes and such a lovely body. I would love to hug him and give him a kiss on his lovely lips. "Is there anything you may ask of me Pandabubba?" I asked as he smiled and sat on the table.

"Yes there is some more I would love to talk to you about. Will you be my boyfriend and will you love me, Tubbimura?" He asked me butting me into shock. Those great wonderful words came from his lovely lips. "Yes I would love to be your lover Pandabubba." I said and I pulled down my face guard revealing my lips to him.

I leaned forward to him as he leans forward to me. As our lips touched, I felt static between us as we are meant to be with each other. "Let me show you to my room Tubbimura." Pandabubba said as I agreed with him.

We walked for a while until we came to a very large beautiful bedroom. It was wonderful to be with Pandabubba. It is way much better then Jack, my ex-boyfriend. I watched Pandabubba move onto his bed and waved to me to join him. I did enjoy him in bed. The next thing I knew we were getting naked together.

Kosmic: I think I will end this nightmare here. I have Clays hate for people who want to throw up in it. I know many of you have burning eyes. I know this the worst I could ever do in my life. I will try to out do this. You all might also want to kill me too. This may be short but there is a very good reason why. Please I hate to ask but please review.