Kosmic: When I thought it couldn't get any worse, I was wrong. Changing Chop Sticks Reversing Mirror! (Clay's hat gets very big) This way everyone can share. How wrong could it be you ask? Well do not ask who knows what I could think up next.
Ultimately Wrong
Dojo lands near by a forest because of a new Shen gong wu had been active. Omi and his friends jump off and looks around. Large thuds were heard coming to their direction. Cyclops runs out of the forest followed by Jack Spicer.
"Cyclops attack them while look for the Shen gong wu!" Jack yells as cyclops does as he was told. "We have our own big creature on our side! Yang yo-yo!" Omi shouts out creating a portal to the yin yang world. A black creature comes out quickly and attacks Cyclops.
The black creature grabs hold of Cyclops cloth and pushes its self up, but Cyclops pushes the creature off. The black creature was pushed off but it tore off Cyclops cloths in the process.
The black creature jumps at Cyclops knocking him over. Cyclops rolls over crushing the black creature. The black creature slashes at Cyclops making a small bruise on him. Cyclops makes a blast at the black creature and misses.
Both Cyclops and the black creature fought until something happened. Cyclops was thrusting something big and red in between the black creature legs and waist.
"No Cyclops!" Jack yelled out in a cry. "No! I thought you loved me!" Jack kept crying loudly making the Xiaolin monks turn to see what is going on.
"Good lord of Dashi!" Omi yelled and covers his eyes. "It is so wrong!" Omi continued to yell. Rai takes Clays hat then throws up in it. "This is even worse then a goat doing a cow." Clay states and turns green. Kimiko screamed very loudly and covers her eyes. "So wrong, so wrong, so wrong!" Kimiko screams still covering her eyes.
Jack fell to his knees and cries into his hands. "No one loves me! I have lost my only true love!" Jack cries out loud. "You left me for that thing!" Everyone heard and turned to see Tubbimura.
"It seems we have our first Shen gong wu my love." Pandabubba said who was next to Tubbimura. "Indeed!" Tubbimura shouts then laughs. Pandabubba put his hand down Tubbimura pants. "Come on my love lets celebrate our victory." Pandabubba said as Tubbimura agrees and walks off with him and kisses Pandabubba.
Raimundo still holding Clays hat throws up some more in it and keeps throwing for like a couple minutes. "Oh god bad image bad image!" Kimiko yells and holds her head and covers her ears. Kimiko shudders trying to get the sound of the thrusting sound coming from Cyclops and the Chi creature out of her mind. Clay takes his hat away from Rai and pucks in it himself. Omi walks over to a tree and bangs his head on a tree for a while.
"No!" The monks heard from Jack who is running up to Cyclops. Jack hugs and strokes Cyclops leg. "Come on my love please let me do it with you." Jack says and takes off his cloths.
At that moment, Dojo super sizes and orders to the monks to get on him. They do as order and Dojo flew back to the temple where Master Fung was waiting for them. Once back the monks were silent and looked very ill. Master Fung did not want to ask what had happened.
Dojo slithers up Master Fungs body then wraps himself around his neck. "It was horrible Master Fung!" Dojo cried trying to get the images out of his mind. "Their their Dojo you and the others are back now." Master Fung said to Dojo then kisses Dojo lips.
The monks looked disturbed at what they saw. Master Fung looks at Omi. "Omi I have found your parents." Master Fung said putting a smile on Omi. "Master Fung this is not the time." Dojo said putting a frown to Omi. "Omi will find out sooner or later so the time is now." Master Fung said as Dojo nods.
"Omi I wanted to wait till I knew you were ready. Dojo and I are your parents." Master Fung said putting a shock look on Omi. "I still have the egg you came out of Omi." Dojo said making Omi faint.
Clay picks Omi up. Clay no longer looks ill and looks at Omi who is in his arms. Clay leans down and kisses Omi lips. "Omi I love you and all ways will." Clay said making both Kimiko and Rai take a step away from him. "I finally able to say my true feelings to you my lovely partner." Clay said putting a smile on Dojo and Master Fung but an ill face on Kim and Rai.
Kim looks at Raimundo with an awkward face. "This is so wrong!" Kimiko screams then clings on Raimundo. Rai takes out the golden tiger Claws he had on him then uses it then jumps in the vortex. Rai and Kim have never been seen after.
Kosmic: If I can find anything more wrong then this I will post it up. (Throws up in Clays hat) Ok I am going to end this now. Read if you dare and review if you think you can make it.