Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter, I don't own Pikachu, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
It was a Saturday. Harry & Ron were in da Gryffindor common room, watching Saturday morning cartoons. Right now, they were watching commercials, and Ron was imitating a monkey. Then Hermione walked in the room, with a giant lollypop stuck to her hair. " Come on, we need to go to Wal-Mart!" explained Hermione. "Why?" asked Harry. "Because I need to buy a pet llama for company!" Hermione exclaimed. "To Wal-Mart!" Shouted Ron. Harry, Ron & Hermione climbed out the window, and jumped into Harry's Ferrari (Which Harry got for his 14th b-day, even though Harry didn't have a license) and drove off. Two hours later they arrived.
Harry, Ron and Hermione went into the pet shop. "Excuse me, I need a pet llama." Hermione said to the manager, seriously. "Look in the candy section." Said the man, who was actually the guy who dresses up in the barney suit. Hermione & Harry ran into the candy section, while Ron got attacked by a pikachu, who escaped from the random anime section. "I'll call you Jimmy." Hermione said, as she stroked a golden llama in an Elvis wing. "Cool! Lets pay for him at the register." Harry said. "Come on, Ron!" "Awww… do we have to go?" Ron sighed, holding the pikachu, who attacked him, but who was now his best friend. "Why don't you just buy the Pikachu?" Harry suggested. "Yeah! Good idea!" Ron agreed. "I'll call you Jimmy." "Name already taken!" Hermione called from out side, riding Jimmy. "Alright, Timmy." Ron said with enthusiasm. "Your name is Timmy." Then the 5 of them gathered in the Ferrari, and went back to Hogwarts.
Soon, Ron, Harry and Hermione were back in the common room, with Ron and Hermione's new pets, Timmy & Jimmy. "Can I have some hot chocolate?" asked Ron hopefully. "I'm one thirsty sailor." "Your not a sailor." Hermione said. "I'll get us all hot chocolate." Harry said in an awkward voice, and he left the common room. Harry went down to the great hall, and used Dumbledore's new Coffee/ Hot chocolate machine to poor 3 cups of hot chocolate for thethree kids, and one cup of coffee for Timmy and Jimmy to share. While Harry was walking upstairs, he bumped into Snape, and screamed. He was holding a knife, andthen said, "You're going DOWN POTTER!" Professor Snape squealed, and he ran after Harry on all fours, and Harry was running for his life. Just when Harry thought he was doomed, He saw Hermione, riding on Jimmy, and Timmy, riding on Ron, at the end off the cordor. "TIMMY! JIMMY! ATTACK!" Yelled Ron & Hermione at the top of their lungs. Jimmy head- butted Snape, and Timmy did a Thunderbolt attack on him. Snape gave a yowl of pain and whimpered away. Harry, Ron & Hermione High-fived each other. Then they noticed their hot chocolate had spilled all over Professor Snape, so they couldn't drink it! Harry groaned. "All that work for nothing!" Thought Harry. "Errr… Ya wanna go back to the common room and play Monopoly? " Asked Ron. "Every time!" Replied Hermione cheerfully.
That was Chapter 2! Hopefully it was very random! (Yay random!) Please review! But NO FLAMMES!