dsiclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter, or anything else, but I wish I did.
It was about one hour since Harry, Ron, Hermione, Timmy, and Jimmy had started playing monopoly. (It was wizard edition!) "I'm bored." Harry said. "Let's go outside and see Hagrid." "Okelly dokelly!" Ron said. Timmy & Jimmy stayed behind, while Harry, Ron and Hermione went out to see Hagrid. "Yo, H, wat da dilly?" Ron greeted Hagrid. "Hip, Hip, cheerio." Hagrid greeted with an English accent. "I'd murder for a cup 'o tea." He said. "Sorry Hagrid." Hermione said. Hagrid looked sad. Then he looked at Harry. "Well, Lad, how would ya like to see me new pet.?" Hagrid asked. Ron started making a surprised face that looked quite demented. "Here, I'll show ya." Hagrid said in his English accent. The four of them held hands, and shut their eyes. Then they went spinning into a portal. They started spinning faster. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Ron said joyfully. They were spinning for 5 hours. "Are we there yet?" Asked Harry, spinning. "Not yet." Replied Hagrid. " You three know how long it takes." The 4 of them kept on spinning. Then to all of their relives, they stopped spinning, and found them selves in a peaceful little field, with big rainbows, and pretty flowers, and little colorful ponies grazing on grass. The 4 of them stared, Bewildered. "Uhhh… Hagrid, exactly WHY are we in "My Little Pony Land"? Asked Ron. "Oh crumpets, there must have been a glitch in the system." Hagrid sighed. "I suppose we'll have to do it again." The three groaned.
Then before they could start spinning for 5 hours again, a pink pony trotted up to them. "Hello. I'm Prettytail. Welcome to Pony Land!" She greeted. Harry, Ron and Hermione gave blood-curdling screams. "Stay back, Lads! I'll save you!" Hagrid said heroically. Hagrid gave an angrey look at Prettytail. Prettytail looked hurt. "Don't make me angry…you don't like me when me angry…" Prettytail growled. (Can a horse growl?) "Come on Hagrid, we need to go!" Hermione persisted. "Why, your right lassie. Come. We shall hold hands and go back to Hogwarts. Right as Prettytail began to grow fangs, along with her eyes glowing red, The 4 friends began to spin. And spin. And spin. ….. They're STILL spinning. Yep. Still going. I could probably go on and on about how they're spinning, but after a while it would probably get boring, so I'm just gonna get to the part where they're back at Hogwarts. "We're back at Hogwarts!" cried Hermione. Ron curled in a ball and started sucking his thumb. "I hate ponies, I hate ponies…" Ron stammered over and over again. "Hey, we're back at Hogwarts!" Harry said, just noticing they just got back.
Yep, this story just gets weirder and weirder. Really. just for fun, here's a sneek preview at chapter 4:
"Where's Ron?" Asked Hermione. "Oh, he's gone to Disneyland with Hedwig." Hermione exsplained. Then Harry looked at her oddly. "Now stay here, while I go and try out for the part of one of Santa's singing elfs." She bragged.