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Harry was at potions class. Snape was trying to humiliate Harry. "Get up here Potter." He smirked. "Sing, "I'm a little tea pot"." He commanded. "I refuse!" Shouted Harry in an awkward voice. "Fine. 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 points off Gryffindor ." Professor Snape said . Gyfindorinains groaned. "MWHAHAHAHAHA! I'm being so EVIL!" Yelled Snape into the sky for no reason. Then he got struck by lightning. Harry, Ron, and Hermione started clapping. "Hurray!" Shouted Ron. "Encore, Encore!" Yelled Harry. Then Snape got hit again. Then it was time for the filming of the first real Hogwarts movie!" H,R, and H went out to the quittch field, where the movie was being filmed.
"I want to be a monkey!" Ron told the director. "I want to be a waffle!" Said Harry. "I want to be the dude who kills everybody!" Hermione chirped. "Now presenting our STAR!" Cried Billy-Bob-Joe Vandepdeepstratin, who was the director, as he opened the curtains to where the main star was standing. "HEDWIG!" Yelled Harry! Yes, there sitting on a giant tractor, was Hedwig, the star of the movie. Harry was jealous. Hedwig made one of those weird owl calls, and then melted Harry with heat vision. "Ow." Said Harry. Then Hedwig started beating up Billy-Bob-Joe, for no reason. "I'm bored." Complained Ron. "Lets have Hedwig fly us to Disneyland!" Hermione suggested. "But I'm afraid of Mickey Mouse!" whimpered Ron, remembering the time he had gone to Disneyland when he was 13, and started crying when Mickey Mouse hugged him. Then Hedwig had listened to Ron & Hermione's conversation, and Hedwig flew over to where they where standing, picked up Ron, and began flying him to Disneyland. "I don't wanna go!" Ron sobbed.
Meanwhile, Harry was trying out for parts for the movie. "I'm trying out for a dancing Eggo waffle." Harry announced in a waffle suit. "Let's see what you got, kid." Said Billy-Bob-Joe. Then the dude who brings the director doughnuts tuned on the familiar tune to the Nut Cracker Suite, and Harry started twirling around as an Eggo waffle. "Let me see more style!" Cried Billy-Bob-Joe. Then Harry began break dancing, which is hard to do if you're a waffle. "Perfect! You're waffle #1." Said Billy-Bob-Joe. Harry began to jump for joy. "I'm trying out for waffle #2." Malfoy announced, as Harry waddled over to Hermione was standing. "Horray for Harry!" Hermione exclaimed. "Where's Ron?" Asked Harry. "Oh, he's gone to Disneyland with Hedwig." Hermione explained. Then Harry looked at her oddly. "Now stay here as I try out for the part of one of Santa's singing elf's." Hermione bragged. "Who's this?" Asked Billy-Bob-Joe. "Hermione Granger, trying out for the part of one of Santa's elf's." Hermione said. "Sing." Instructed Billy-Bob-Joe. "Okay!" Said Hermione. Then she started singing, "Home on the range" in a very awful voice. "You got the part!" Said Billy-Bob-Joe. "Yes! Who the Girl? Go, Hermione, It's your birthday! Go Hermione," She started singing." "Where gonna start filming in 2 minutes. All actors grab a sombrero, and report to us immediately!" Said Billy-Bob-Joe. Harry & Hermione waddled over to the director. Then the director screamed like a girl. "MR. POTTER! THAT WAFFLE SUIT DOES SO NOT MATCH YOUR EYES! This movie IS OFF!" Screamed Billy-Bob-Joe. "But this waffle suit cost me 999 bucks!" Harry complained. "Deal with it!" Shouted the director, as he crawled away, muttering. "This waffle suit SO does match my eyes." Harry muttered angrily.
"Do you wanna follow Ron to Disneyland?" Asked Hermione. "Sure." Harry grumbled.
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