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Harry, Ron & Hermione had just got back from Disneyland. Ron still had a look of horror on his face. "Hey, Hedwig. Timmy. Jimmy." Greeted Harry, as the three entered the common room. Then Harry realized his scar was hurting. "Ow." Said Harry. "Harry, quick, your forehead's on fire!" Hermione shrieked. "I know, that's what it feels like." Harry sighed. "No Harry, It's literally ON FIRE!" Ron Screamed. Then Harry looked in a mirror, and realized his forehead really WAS on fire. "AAAHHHH!" Screamed Harry, as he ran around the room, screaming like a girl. Then he tripped, and fell in a fish tank. "That was lucky." Harry thought. Then he realized the water was on fire! Then Harry jumped out of the fish tank, now with his entire head on fire! "Well, this is a bit of a sticky wicket, isn't it?" Ron commented calmly. Then for some reason, the flame went out, and now all what were left of Harry's head were ashes, and his scar, which had fallen onto his neck. Then Jimmy bit off Harry's head. "BAD LLAMA!" Hermione scolded.
The next morning, Harry awoke in the hospital wing, and his head hurt. A lot. "Good morning, Sunshine!" Sang Malfoy, who was beside Harry's bed, in a pink, fluffy, dress. Then Harry screamed. "DRACO MALFOY, YOU ARE SOOO SICK!" Harry shrieked. Then Malfoy started singing the Barney theme song, like he really meant it. Harry's screams got louder, and louder, and he started banding his burnt head on his night table. Then Malfoy grew pretty pink wings, and flew out the window, with little sparkles in his trail. Then Harry noticed a bag of wood chips beside his bed. Harry knew that Dumbledore must of left it for him. He was mighty hungry, so he grabbed the bag, and started eating. Even thought he knew it was bad for his indigestive system. Then Hermione waked into the room, wearing a paper pirate hat. "Were gonna be pirates!" She yowled. "Yeppie!" Harry shouted.
Then Harry followed Hermione out the window, to their pirate ship. "Yo-ho!" Ron greeted Harry. "Yo-Ho." Harry greeted back. "Are ya ready, kids?" Asked Hermione. "Aye, Aye, captain!" Ron and Harry said together. "I can't HEAR YOU!" Said Hermione. "Aye, Aye, captain!" They repeated. "OOOOOHHHHH…." The three of them said. "I'm bored." Ron interrupted. "You guys are ALWAYS bored." Hermione commented. "Let's do the twist!" Harry shouted. "Yeah!" Ron and Hermione agreed. "PICKLE!" Ron shouted out. Then there was a silence. "GHOSTBUSTERS!" Harry also shouted out randomly. Then out of nowhere, the Ghostbusters theme came on, and the three of them started dancing, for 5 minutes. Then there was an other silence. "HOKEY-POKEY!" Hermione yelled out. Then the 3 of them did the Hokey-Pokey. Then a random guy stepped on the ship. "olleH, m'I .rM yseehc!" He greeted. "s'tahw pu?" Ron asked. Harry and Hermione stared, for, they didn't understand the language. "m'I gnivah a egarag elas. Tahw od uoy tnaw?" He asked. "I t'nod wonk." Ron replied. "Doog eyb!" The man said. "Ees ay!" Ron said. Then the man stepped off the ship. "Ronald?" Asked Hermione. "It runs in the family." Ron said for no reason.
RANDOMNESS RULES! No flames! Ch 6 is comming soon to a computer near you! (Also try and figure out the lauguage!)