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Firestar slammed against the glass door. " 'Tis closed!" he wailed.

"We can't get out!" Screamed Cinderpelt.

"We're all gonna die!" Yowled Graystripe.

The group of cats stopped there wailing to look around them. There were stores all around! On the left, on the right, on the floor, even on the ceiling! There was even a little frog fountain similar to the dolphin one back in the forest.

"Look guys, I don't think we're getting out of here till sunrise, so why don't we look around?" Suggested Firestar.

"Err… Okay." Sandstorm meowed.

Soon the clan was ready to explore. They had their hiking gear on, and they were ready to roooll out!

"Let's go!" Firestar meowed in his Hey-look-at-me-I'm-leader-do-as-I-say tone.

"Which store should we look in first?" Asked Brambleclaw.

Graystripe sprawled out on the ground, and stared spinning around on the ground. Then he stopped, facing a store that had a giant sign on it that read "Wal-Mart."

"TO WAL-MART!" Graystripe screamed. Then he ran into the store.

"Graystripe, wait up!" Cried the rest of the clan, as they followed him in slow motion.

The cats entered. They all gasped. There were shelves of well, everything!

Squirrelflight ran over to a shelf with a sign that read 'Motorcycles'. The young warrior jumped on a black motorcycle with flames.

"Squirrelflight, be careful!" Brambleclaw called.

"I always wanted to ride one of these! Squirrelflight purred.

Squirrelflight pressed the gas. As you can tell, this was a not-so-smart idea. Squirrelflight crashed into the brick section.

"Squirrelflight!" Yowled Leafpool.

Firestar ran over to Squirrelflight, who was lying on the floor, muttering something. "Are you okay?" He asked his daughter.

Squirrelflight suddenly looked straight at Firestar with an odd grin.

"I'm a happy sponge! Do doododoodo! I'm a haaapy sponge!" Squirrelflight purred.

"Oh no!" Cinderpelt yowled. "I think she has brain damage!" She hissed, as she ran over to the half conscious she-cat warrior.

"You look like a pickle!" Squirrelflight meowed. "A squishy pickle!"

"I'll care for her." Cinderpelt meowed. "In the TV section." She added.

"Why the TV section?" Firestar asked.

"I'm addicted to television." Cinderpelt explained. Then she looked at her watch. "Oh noze! My favorite sitcom is coming on!" She meowed, as she carried Squirrelflight to the TV section.

"The wheels on the bus go round and round!" Squirrelflight sang as she was being carried away.

"Err… should we keep looking?" Asked Cloudtail.

"I assume." Firestar meowed. "We'll check up on them later." Firestar gestured over to Squirrelflight and Cinderpelt, who were both watching a sitcom on a flat screen TV.

The cat gang walked over to a shop that said 'The sweet factory'. They walked in side. The shop was filled was loads, and loads, and LOADS of CANDY!

"PRETTY…" Graystripe awed.

"It reminds me 'o Texas…" Brambleclaw meowed, who was indeed, from Texas.

Brambleclaw walked over to a giant chocolate bar. He took a bite. "Tastes like Texas too." He purred. Then in 0.2 seconds, Brambleclaw devoured the chocolate bar. "Dang gooood!" He purred for no reason.

"Mmmm… I'm gonna try something…" Graystripe purred. Graystripe sprawled out on the ground, and stared spinning around on the ground. Then he stopped, facing a shelf that had a giant sign on it that read 'Sour patches'. "Mmmm… soury…" He purred, eating a sour patch. Then he fell asleep.

"CORN!" Brambleclaw meowed, hoping up and down, holding another chocolate bar. "ILIKECORN!"

"Err... You okay, Bumbleclaw?" Asked Firestar. Brambleclaw was shaking furiously.

"Yeah, I'mokay!" Brambleclaw purred, still hoping.

Then Sandstorm had a look of horror in her eyes. "Firestar, watch out!" She yowled. "Brambleclaw's on a sugar rush! You could get KILLED!"

Firestar looked at her oddly. "What do you mea-" Brambleclaw crashed into Firestar. "Ifeelhyper!" Brambleclaw yowled. The cats of Thunderclan ran out of the shop, leaving Brambleclaw shaking on the ground, currently eating a Hershey's Bar.

"We'll check on him later!" Firestar meowed, gesturing over to hyper Brambleclaw.

Finally, Thunderclan got to a store that read 'Chapters book store'.

"Let's look in there!" Meowed Graystripe, as he ran into the store.

"Graystripe, wait up!" Cried the clan, as they followed Graystripe into the store in slow motion.

"What are these?" Asked Sorreltail.

"Tis books!" Replied Firestar

"WHEEE!" Purred Graystripe.

The clan scattered out over the store, looking at books.

"Hey, look at this!" meowed Firestar, holding up a colorful book.

"It says 'Warriors: Into the wild'." Sandstorm meowed. "That's weird."

"Probably all the people in that book are wack." Cloudtail purred, looking at a Catman comic book.

"Daddy, I need help!" Squirrelflight, who was apparently cured from her brain damage, asked Firestar.

"Wat tat?" Asked Firestar.

"Where's Waldo!" Squirrelflight meowed, holding up a book. "I can't find him on page 1!" She hissed.

"Lemme see." Firestar purred. He skimmed the page. "That's odd." He hissed. "I can't find him either!"

"Hey, has anyone seen Graystripe?" Asked Leafpool. Everyone looked around. Graystripe was gone.

GASPERZ! GRAYSTRIPE'S MISSING! Where IS he? Find out,on the next exciting episode of Whinnie The Pooh!