Oh boy, I feel so bad for not having updated this sooner... I'm not entirely sure now if or when I'm gonna make a sequel... I have a few other stories that require my attention. But I'll think about it. Hope you enjoy this chapter!

Authoressinhiding: So sorry I haven't update sooner, I hope you like this chapter!

Jousting Elf with a Sabre: Same as above... thanks for reviewing!

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Sam was running through the forest and calling Frodo's name when he bumped into Aragorn.

"Strider, you know where Frodo is? I can't find him anywhere, and he missed the best part of my cooking class!"

"I have not seen him, sir," said Aragorn gravely, "But I will look for the missing company ASAP." He ran off past Sam. Merry and Pip-squeak came rushing up to Sam, panting. "Scout report, sir," said Pippin, "We have located the enemy fleet, I mean we didn't find Frodo. Nevertheless, we have discovered something bad." The two glanced at each other nervously.

"Well, what is it?' questioned Sam.

"Orcs, sir," answered Merry. "Big ones, big ones! They're big, they're ugly, and they're headed this way, sir! What do I do?"

Sam answered, "For starters, you don't take my lines, next, I want everyone to split up and search for Private Frodo. Cadet Merry, Cadet Pippin, you search the forest. I want it gone over with a fine- toothed comb, understand?"

The hobbits jumped to attention and bounded off into the forest. Sam muttered to himself. "Stupid orcs...stupid Aragorn...stupid Mr. Frodo...stupid trees...stupid everything.." So I guess you can see here that Sam is in a stupid calling mood.

Meanwhile, Frodo had met up with Aragorn and darted off into the woods. "Watch out for that tree!" called Aragorn as Frodo smashed into a huge oak. "Yowsers!" Our hurt hero cried. Wait... is he really the hero?

Anyways, as Frods got back up, Argy turned around to see a whole bunch o' orcs coming straight for him. He knew that it was his time to shine. "This little light of mine," he sang, "I'm gonna let it shine!"

"Be quiet!" Gimli snapped as they chopped orc's heads off. "For once in your pathetic life, be quiet!"

Aragorn pouted and stabbed another Uruk in the chest. I won't go into gory detail, here.

"Oh la la la la! How I love to sing, sing, and sing some more!" Aragorn said joyfully, slashing Orcs here and there.

"Oh Shut your mouth!" Legolas cried, suddenly springing up from behind him.

Aragorn pouted. "Did I say anything?" he asked.

"Yes!"

"I didn't say anything!"

Aragorn shrieked and ran off down the hill for no good reason, flinging his sword around. Legolas watched him and suddenly whipped out his blue lightsaber and ignited it, killing Orcs speedily.

Boromir showed up and joined the party. "Do ya got any Star Wars hats?" he shouted, banging an Uruk's head.

Legolas stared at him. "What?"

"YA GOT ANY HATS?"

"NO!"

"WHY ON EARTH NOT?"

"BECAUSE!"

"BECAUSE WHY?"

"BECAUSE... uh... I dunno," Legolas replied sheepishly.

Aragorn chopped off another orc's head.

Whoa, that was a short chapster, so sorry. But I haven't got anymore written for the present! I'll try to update the last few chapters sooner.