Hey did you know here, it is Spring Break! Well,guess what?I can write more chaps for ya:) Isn't that cool! Though I might be going out of town….:(

"You know that breakfast was quite eventful and amusing…though I have no idea since when Orochimaru was a pervert…" Naruto said.

"I'm so glad no one is after me…" Sasuke sighed.

"You do know that he is homosexual…right?"

"He is?"

"Yea, he has a thing for young boys like you, so be careful, he might come after you…"

"D-do you think…he will come and molest me?"

"Get your head out of the gutter!"

-/-T-T--!

"$ # &$$& $# fu$#!"

"Woah! Since when do you say those things!"

"I don't Anko, but my a$$ really hurts badly!"

"Ibiki! Don't say such in front of kids…though they will learn it later…"

"….ugh!…..What the heck happened! I could've heard a girl's screamed in agony of the west side of this place!"

"Well….Farfarello right? Um that was his (pointing at Ibiki) screams."

"What happened?"

"I got an a$$ poke by something and with a explosive tag!"

"O! So that's how it happened! Kakashi got one of those on him to by Naruto!"

Someplace else…

ACHOOO!---somebody must be talking about me…

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"Um….Ellan?"

"….er ya?"

"Exactly when was this place last cleaned?"

"…eh…."

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SMACK!

"MIROKU! HOW MANY TIMES DID I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT WE DO NOT WANT TO BE GROPED!"

"INUYASHA! SIT BOY!"

CRASH!

"SIT!"

CRASH!

"SIT!"

CRASH!

"SIT!"

CRASH!

"SIT!"

CRASH!

"SIT!"

CRASH!

"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" ooohh that outta hurt!

By now he should be about….seven feet into the ground…

"Grrrr….dammmm youuuuu….."

"What was that?"

"Shoot!"

"Sit boy!"

Crash!

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"What on earth is that noise!"

"Shizune, don't worry, probably Naruto's fault."

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"Dare….you have better not go near my sister.."

"Why, who are you to stop me?"

"Why you! You apologize to her!"

"No way! Its all her fault!"

"Fine then I'll drag you by your ankles to her!"

"Yeah ri-"

BUMP

"OW!"

BUMP

"OW!"

BUMP

"OW!"

BUMP

"OW!"

BUMP

"OW!"

BUMP

Now that they are down the stars…well Andrew is ...not Darien..he fainted due to massive bumps on his head…

"Well, one thing for me to worry less about…I'm going to see her now…"

----------I know this is boring, so let you know I'm at school typing this and I'm studying for my English test at the same time….-----

"Hey! Sasuke-kun..I know you have a aristocracy beach for yourself so..I was wondering….."

"No Sakura, I am NOT sharing THAT with you."

"What! I was so hoping we can do it and maybe make-out too!" Shouted Inner Sakura.

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"Kai…"

"What Tyson?"

"…..(blush).."

"Well?"

"Kai?"

"What Max?"

"…eh…."

"Kai."

"What Ray..?"

"ah…well…"

"What the Hell is wrong with you guys?"

"Tysonthinksyou'recuteandhotatthesametimeandyouhaveaniceasstooanddon'tgetmewronghe'stheonesayingitnotme!"Max speedily blurted out.

"Huh?" Eyebrows disappeared up his bangs.

Snickers….

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"Kisame, theres fishes out the window…"

"Yea."

"Kisame, theres a shark looking right at us."

"That's nice."

"Kisame, there's a I think a female dolphin looking at you."

"Ya nice."

"Kisame, there's an alien landing here."

"That's great."

"Kisame, I'm gay."

"That's nice."

"I think I have this craving for my brother…"

"That's sweet."

"Kisame, I think your not listening to me."

"That's right."

"Kisame, I'm gonna kill you someday."

"That's nice."

"Kisame, what are you reading in the paper and not listening to me?"

"Sweets."

"Kisame you like sweets?"

"Oh yeah."

"Kisame, are you listening to me?"

"Oh yeah."

"Kisame, are you really listening to me?"

"Oh Yeah."

"Kisame I'm reading a book."

"Oh yeah."

"Kisame, you say that again I'll slap you hard."

"Oh yeah."

SMACK!

"AHHHHH!HOLY SHIT! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR YOU RED-EYED FREAK!AAARRRGGG!" Kisame screamed.

"You weren't listening to me."

"Yes I was!"

"Then repeat."

"…."

"That's what I thought. Here, I recorded it and here listen to this-"

"You recorded that? Since when do you carry around a sound recorder!"

"Shut up and listen."

Tape rolling….

"Kisame, theres fishes out the window…"

"Yea."

"Kisame, theres a shark looking right at us."

"That's nice."

"Kisame, there's a I think a female dolphin looking at you."

"Ya nice."

"Kisame, there's an alien landing here."

"That's great."

"Kisame, I'm gay."

"That's nice."

"I think I have this craving for my brother…"

"That's sweet."

"Kisame, I think your not listening to me."

"That's right."

"Kisame, I'm gonna kill you someday."

"That's nice."

"Kisame, what are you reading in the paper and not listening to me?"

"Sweets."

"Kisame you like sweets?"

"Oh yeah."

"Kisame, are you listening to me?"

"Oh yeah."

"Kisame, are you really listening to me?"

"Oh Yeah."

"Kisame I'm reading a book."

"Oh yeah."

"Kisame, you say that again I'll slap you hard."

"Oh yeah."

SMACK!

"AHHHHH!HOLY SHIT! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR YOU RED-EYED FREAK! AAARRRGGG!" Kisame screamed.

Kisame stared at it then said, " Are you really gay?"

Sweatdrop "No, I said so it could get your attention."

"So, you have a thing for your brother?"

"No!"

"…oh…."

"What did you mean by the fishes out the window…?"

Itachi pointed out the window, there were fishes outside swimming and there was actually a dolphin looking at Kisame. 'I could've sworn it winked at me...'

Itachi and Kisame looked at each other and then screamed.

"AAAHHHHHH WERE ALL DROWNING!"

"Kisame you're the only person here who is a fish/shark looking man."

"Oh yeah….forgot." Sweatdrop.

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"Yuki?"

"Yes Honda-san?"

"There's something in my c-clothes…"

"What?"

He reached out to see what down there until a snake slithered out.

"Yo lil bro!"

"You………"

Yuki grabbed his brothers snake form and held it out to Shigure.

"Burn him, kill him, skin the bastard!"

"Woah woah woah! Hold it!"

"Grrr….kill him…"

"Er…ok I'll take care of him and you take care of Tohru."

He turned and ran down the hallway to the cat and away from the rat. Yuki gained his composure back and said in a calm but sincere voice."Tohru-san please excuse my behavior, I didn't mean-"

"Its all right, I'm sure you did it only for me." Smiles

Tohru hugged him and forgot about the curse which turned Yuki into a rat.

POOF!

When Yuki looked up he got a good view of her undies. He blushed a bright red.

"Yuki-kun, are you all right you look red."

"POOF!

"EEEIIIIIII!"

"Sorry Tohru-san…can you give me my clothes?"

"S-sure.." Then she fainted.

'Ah..shoot what am I suppose to do…I can't carry her or else I'll transform!'

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"Farfarello, have you noticed anything wrong in this house other than everyone is acting differently like you for example?"

"NOPE! I'm perfectly fine...I want some ice cream!"

"Damn you, I have got to----woah...I-I-I feel something in me...what? shudder Farfarello, I think I'm in love with..."

"Who? Who?"

"The guy with those wierd eyes and with that fish man..."

"When are you going to ask him out? Huh? Brad?"

Drools...

'That so doesn't sound like him but oh well!'

-----------------------------------------------------To be continued...

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Oh wow 9 pages! And the thing of a perv I'm not I just got ideas and I want to rid them of my head so this is the best way…soo….yeah…Review please! More than 3 reviews this time!

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