Chapter:2

Link: "Well, we might as well scout the area for signs of danger."

Yoshi:"Yeah, good idea, dumbass!

They desided to walk torwards the big castle they saw was a few miles away. They walked on talking.

"Link, how do you get girls to like you?" Yoshi asked in a little girl's voice. "Well, It helps to go for girls your own species, unlike

Bowser..." Link answered.

Link and Yoshi laughed. It was well known that Bowser had a crush on Peach and Zelda.

" Actually, I think he'd go into bed with ANY hot princess!" Link said jokingly.

" Dude, remember that time he got drunk and hit on Pichu?" Yoshi asked.

Link shuddered. Pichu and Bowser had woken up the next morning screaming, and Pichu had to ride around in a wheelchair for weeks.

They still havent spoken to each other.

Link was thinking about that when he heard a voice yell "Halt!"

" Who's there?" Link yelled back.

"Who goes there?" the guard yelled back.

" It's me, Link, The Hero Of Time!" Link said proudly.

" Who's the other one?" the strange guard asked.

Link realized that they were living through the movie so desided to have some fun.

" This is my servant, Patsy-Yoshi!" Link yelled.

Link felt the dirty look Yoshi gave him. He could also hear Yoshi muttering stuff under his breath.

" Asshole, I'll shove the coconuts up your ass..." Yoshi threatened.

" Did you ride here?" the guard asked suspiciously.

" Yes, we require some assis-

" No your not, I dont see any horses" the guard interupted.

" It does'nt matt--

" You got two coconuts and you're banging them together!" the guard yelled.

" No, were not! Could you just give us some help? Link asked despiretly.

" Where did you get the coconuts?" the crazy guard asked them, completely ignoring Link.

" I dont know, we just found them!" Link yelled back.

" Wha-? In Mersia? The coconuts tropical!" the guard yelled obnoxiously.

Yoshi (or Patsy-Yoshi, you bastards...) saw that Link was red in the face and was getting his bow out and fitting an arrow in the bow...

" Look, Its not a matter of where he GRIPS it!" the guard continued. " Its a matter of weight rations! A five ounce bird could not carry a

one pound coconut!"

Link yelled at the top of his voice " YOU STUPID GUARD, I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A BIRD!" Link got ready to let loose

the arrow, when Yoshi came and wrestled it out of his hands.

" It could be carried by an african swallow..." another voice said.

" Kill! Kill!" Link said as he got the Master Sword out.

Suddenly, the Fog cleared up a bit and Yoshi saw a village.

" Come on Link, more people!" Yoshi said.

Yoshi dragged Link away as the two guard discussed birds and coconuts...

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Hope you like this chapter! i write chapters as fast as i get reviews! i dont wanna waste my time writing a story no one likes!

Beware, because next week Link and Yoshi meet One of the Smashers, as DENNIS!

cya!