Untainted Madness

This story takes place after "So the Drama".

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or any other characters and such and such.

Chapter 11

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Middleton High School Cafeteria

Ron was already starting to get on Kim's nerves and it had only been a day since he had gotten his new power and tail. All he seemed intent on was flipping around from place to place and admiring his newly rebuilt body. At the moment, he was attempting to eat school lunch while hanging from one of the light fixtures by his tail.

"Ron, will you stop that? Please?"

"Why, KP? I haven't had this much fun since we went to that amusement park last year."

"Because, Muscles, everyone is staring."

Ron looked around. Even though he was upside down, he could easily tell that all of the attention in the cafeteria was focused on him.

"Cool. I'm finally popular!"

"Wrong kind of popularity, Ron. They think you're a freak."

Ron let go of the light fixture with his tail and dropped from the ceiling. He planted his feet on the table and backflipped, landing perfectly in his seat. A few of the girls in the cafeteria audience clapped.

"See, KP. All it takes is a little bit of an open mind to see past the tail and get to the Ronster inside."

Kim buried her head in her hands. The rest of the school day was about as eventful. Kim and Ron decided to walk back to their own houses. They reached Kim's house first. Something was on the front doorstep. Kim picked it up, looked at it and called out to Ron. Ron came running back to see what was up. The object was a letter addressed to Kim. But that wasn't the weird part. The weird part was that on the front it said it was from Psygo.

Kim and Ron went inside and opened the letter.

"Team Possible,

If you haven't noticed yet, you have no chance at stopping us and whatever plans we may come up with. But, recently we have run into a small problem that we require your assistance with. If you were to assist us, we will be willing to negotiate a temporary ceasefire of sorts. Reject this offer, and we will most certainly steamroll you and anyone you could possibly ally yourself with for the next year. As I'm already sure you're aware of, the Possible name is becoming less and less popular in the world's eyes. I'm sure you'll see things our way. Meet us at the location below to discuss this offer."

Kim and Ron read over the note again. Ron noticed that Kim was starting to look worried.

"What's the matter, KP?"

"He's right, Ron. We have to do something about this problem and fighting is obviously not working. So, let's check this out."

"But it could be a trap."

"I know, but this offer is too good to pass up. All we have to help them out. Isn't that what we do anyways. We help people. And we're getting a good favor out of this one."

"Alright, KP. If you say so. I'm with you."

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An abandoned warehouse at the edge of Middleton

Shego and Psygo waited in the warehouse where they had told Kim and Ron to meet them. Psygo was leaning up against the wall while Shego kept a look out for Kim and Ron. Shego walked over to where Psygo was leaning.

"Are you sure they're gonna come?"

"Yeah. I made them an offer they couldn't refuse. They should be here any minute."

"I hope you're right. I don't want to have come out here for nothing."

"Don't worry. They'll be here."

As if on cue, headlights appeared on the road to the warehouse. The car pulled up to the warehouse and Kim and Ron stepped out, each dressed in their battle suits. They walked up to the door and opened it, cautiously stepping inside. After spotting Psygo and Shego, Kim waved to the person in the car. The person turned the car around and started back down the road.

"So, how about we start discussing this deal." Kim said to Psygo.

Psygo started walking towards Team Possible. Kim and Ron dropped into fighting stances. Psygo stopped and crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow at the two.

"Oh, please. We called you out here to TALK. Not fight. Besides, we've already seen how well that's gone for you in the past few weeks."

Kim and Ron eased up a little and started to relax.

"So, what's up with the tail?" Psygo asked Ron.

"It popped up after the museum fight. We still haven't quite figured it out."

"Speaking of the museum fight, that's kinda why you're here."

Psygo walked over to a projector and turned it on. A projected image of J-Go appeared on the opposite wall.

"This is J-Go. He's the real reason we were stealing shit for the past three weeks. I wanted him to find me."

Kim was starting to get intrigued.

"Why would you want something like that monster to find you?"

"Because, I have to kill him."

Every person in the warehouse except Psygo was surprised. Even Shego had not seen this side of Psygo.

"What do you mean kill him?" Shego asked.

"Because he's a killer. And with his powers, there is no other way to stop him."

"So, we have to help you stop him?" Kim asked.

"Pretty much. That's really all that I'm going to ask of you. And in return, no problems from us for two months."

Shego wasn't happy about the terms of the agreement, but she had agreed to it in order to stop this monster.

Ron had been standing back and letting Kim do all the talking, but something occurred to him.

"Um, if you guys keep beating us, and you guys can't beat him, then how are we supposed to be able to help you beat him?"

"The magic of rivalry. You fight us. Well, spar. We get better, you get better. And we can beat J-Go. Everybody wins."

Kim and Ron thought about it for a few seconds.

"Alright, we'll do it. But after this is over, you guys are on our number one most wanted list again." Kim said, glaring at Shego.

Psygo walked to the larger doors of the warehouse and opened them, walking outside and beckoning Kim and Ron to follow. Outside, one of Drakken's hovercars was waiting. Psygo motioned for Ron and Kim to get in while Shego climbed in herself. Psygo got in and hit the takeoff button, lifting the hovercraft off of the ground.

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Drakken's lair – two hours later

Psygo set the hovercraft down in the hangar and jumped out. As he entered the inner area of the lair, Drakken came in to welcome him and Shego back. He caught sight of the redhead with them and almost fainted.

"What is SHE doing here?"

"Don't worry doc. She's with us for now."

Drakken fumed, but kept himself under control. He stomped back to his lab and began angrily working on some device.

Psygo turned to the Kim and Ron.

"Don't mind him. We never told him about the plan. He'll calm down in a few hours. I suggest you go and find a spare room to stay in. You might be here for a while. After you make yourselves comfortable, I'll introduce you to the rest of the team."

Kim and Ron looked at eachother, then headed down the hallway. They had been to plenty of Drakken's lairs before, but they never really had the time to look around and appreciate it. Granted, there wasn't much to appreciate.

Psygo called up the other members of his team on the S.L.A.M. Each was told to be in the main area of the lair within ten minutes.

Vaigo showed up first. She smiled when she saw Psygo. And smiled even more when she saw Shego with him. She had noticed Vaigo's increasingly erratic behavior around her and Psygo. Something was going on and she didn't know about it.

Kim and Ron had been checking rooms left and right. Each room looked even more identical than the last. Eventually, they just picked two rooms at random and memorized the numbers on the doors so that they could find their way back to them. They headed back to the main area of the lair where the people they had seen before at the museum were waiting. Psygo introduced them each, telling Kim and Ron their specialties and powers. After the introduction, each of the people went back to their separate rooms. Shego and Psygo went back to Psygo's room, leaving Ron and Kim to find their own rooms again. Kim and Ron said goodnight to eachother and go to bed.

Psygo lay back in his bed, already undressed.

"Are you ready, Psygo?" Shego's voice called out from the bathroom.

"I'm as ready as I'll ever be."

The door to the bathroom opened and Shego stepped out, wearing absolutely nothing. Psygo whistled in approval.

"Damn. I'm telling you, you look a lot better without any clothes on."

Shego walked over to the bed, swaying her hips a little more than usual. She crawled onto the bed and gave Psygo a deep kiss.

"Maybe I should just make my catsuit see-through." Shego purred.

"Nah, then everyone would get to see. I want you all to myself." Psygo said as he pulled her down under the covers.

Vaigo waited a few hours after everyone was asleep, just to make sure that she wasn't caught. She phased through the wall of her room and made her way down the hall. She stopped at Shego's room and phased through the door. She quickly set to her task, looking under her bed, pulling out the drawers to Shego's dresser. After checking everything, Vaigo made sure to put everything back the way it was.

Damn, where the hell is it? The only place I haven't checked is…no…it wouldn't be there.

Vaigo went over to the bed and lifted Shego's pillow. Sure enough, there was what she was looking for. A small green and black book lay underneath the pillow. Vaigo quickly picked it up and started looking through it, searching the little book for something she could use. Her eyes stopped and reread a part that she had skipped. A small but evil smile crept across Vaigo's face.

"Oh, that's good. That's very good."

End Chapter 11

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Author's notes

Yes, I did it. The two teams working together to stop a common enemy. It's so cliché that I almost had to do it. But at least I threw in a little more of the Shego, Psygo, Vaigo plot. Enjoy the story. Please review.