A/N: This is a story that I just thought up, it may be crap (oh well). It's Harry Potter with the Star Wars story line 'I am your father'. I do not know much about Star Wars, just the I am your father bit. R&R.
Disclaimer: I own NOTTHING! (Sobs)
I am Your Father
They had just had a duel, Harry was lying on the ground, Voldemort had him, he was going to die.
"I am your father." Voldemort said.
"What the hell! Don't try that Star Wars stuff!" Harry said.
"I am not joking," he said. "I AM YOUR FATHER!"
"But James was my father…and you killed him!" Harry shouted.
"No, James was my brother…" he trailed off.
"No he wasn't! You liar!" Harry shouted right in Voldemort's face.
"Yes he was! And you are my son!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHATEVER!" Harry said.
"You are my biological son, James adopted you!"
"…" Harry didn't know what to say. Either Voldemort was a very good actor or he was telling the truth. "Then why did you kill him?" Harry questioned.
"Because…he nicked my wife! Lilly is your mother, my wife, James is your uncle. So I killed him for nicking my wife and I killed her for betraying me and going with him!"
"Okay…" Harry said. "But why did you try to kill me?"
"Er… Because I didn't want a son anymore."
"Well, you know that sons are not just for Christmas." Harry said.
"But you were born in July…" Voldemort said.
"It's a saying you idiot!"
"I know. Do you think I'm dumb?" he asked.
"…maybe?" Harry said.
"Well on with the story… So then so that no one would find out that you're my son I've been trying to kill you! MUHAHAHAHA! But if you turn to the dark side and become a death eater your life will be spared."
"I will never become a death eater! NEVER!" Harry screamed in Voldemort's face.
"I've got a better idea; you come to the good side."
"You must be having a laugh!"
"No, I'm serious." Harry said.
"You really mean it, don't you?" Voldemort asked. Harry nodded. "But I'm serious about you coming to the dark side and not going over to the good side."
"Whatever. Bye." Harry said.
"Harry."
"Father."
"Son," Voldemort said. "Please, at least consider it. Write to me or tell me next time I see you."
"And you'll consider mine too?" Harry asked. Voldemort nodded. Then they both apparated.
Harry thought over his last meeting with Voldemort, his father. Should he join his father? Or make his father join him? Only time would tell…
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A/N: Please review. As I said before I do not know much about Star Wars so it's not all correct.