The winner is…..DaDaDaDa…Gorge W. Bitch

On with the ficcie

Chapter7: Bush Controlled By XANA(duh)


The blue aura around a tower in the forest sector turned red


"BEEP BEEP BEEP"

Aileta's alarm clock rang, Aileta looked at the clock…..It was 4:15.AM she hit the button…It didn't stop.


In Jeremy's room…

"DEE DAW DEE DAW DEE DAW"

Jeremy got up and opened his laptop…The superscan started.

"RING RING RING"

"hello…Oh Hi aileta…What, your alarm clock's possessed by XANA?…I'll be right over"

Jeremy got his cloths on…He went into the hall and snuck down the stairs to Aileta's room…

"BEEP BEEP BEEP"

"Jeremy, Make It stop!"Aileta Said with her hands over her ears.

Jeremy reached behind the Nightstand and unplugged it…It was still ringing…

"If it's gotta be like that take this" Jeremy Ripped the alarm clock off of the table and threw it out the window. "take that you stupid piece of fucking shit!"

"thanks Jeremy"

"no problem"

"lets go back to bed"

"ok"

Jeremy went back to his room, the superscan picked up 2 activated towers.

Jeremy's alarm clock began to imitate aileta's.

"Damn it XANA you really know how to fucking piss me off"

Jeremy Threw his alarm clock out of the window and walked to odd's room carrying his laptop. He knocked on the door just as he heard an alarm clock go off.


Ulrich slammed his fist onto the small timey telly wakey uppy thingie…It exploded, he glanced over to odd's bed, he still wasn't there.

"hey Ulrich, It's Jeremy let me in."

"Hi Jeremy, My alarm clock woke me up just now and when I turned t off, It exploded!"

"XANA has activated 2 towers, One is messing with our alarm clocks"

"just then the fire alarm rang"

"that's probably the second one…"

"no, that's just odd's new friend with a flamethrower…ODD'S NEW FRIEND WITH A FLAMETHROWER"

"Look odd has one too…ODD HAS ONE TOO!"

"call yumi, I'll get aileta"

"Gotya!"


Now for the story we all came here to see odd and Mark Destroying stuff

"this is fun"

"yeah" Mark said as he lit a tree on fire"I wonder why these flamethrowers where in the tool shed"

"personally, I couldn't care less!"


The gang(accept odd) where in lyoko(well not Jeremy but You get the picture)

"Guys I just figured out what XANA took over, or should say who"

"So who did XANA take over"

"the president of the united states… gorge w. bush……Xana is making him run around naked and destroy Iraq"

"Who fucking cares"aILETA screamed

"Yeah who fucking cares"both yumi and Ulrich screamed

"good point"

"ok forget about the tower in the ICE sector than"

"ok Jeremy"


Funny? please R&R

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Should Odd and Mark dump on Ulrich:

1)AXEZ(deodorant)

2)AMP

3)Red Bull

4)Mountain Dew

5)Mountain Dew, Code red

6)None of the above(place alternative on review)


How Much?

A)10 gallons

B)50 gallons

C)100 gallons

D)500 gallons

E)1000 gallons

None of the above(place alternative on review)10,000 gallons max

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