TCAM was walking happily to school and singing some merry little tune, when suddenly THUD! She was hit on the back of her head with something-or-other… and needless to say: she passed out.
When she awoke she seemed to be in some kind of tent… and a girl with long green hair was looking at her funny.
"Oh you're awake… do you remember you're name?" The girl asked.
"Yeah it's…"
'Wait!' TCAM thought to herself, 'remember what everyone used to tell you when you were younger, 'don't give you're name to strangers'.'
So, because she is WAAAY smarter than all those other tacticians that fall madly in love with whoever and give them their name, address and home phone number; she gave a fake name. "My name's Phillip."
"Phillip? That's an odd name for a girl." The girl said, cocking her head in confusion.
"I'm sure that Lucius gets that a lot too." TCAM muttered under her breath… not that she knew who Lucius was…
"Huh?"
"I mean: Well I'm sure that you're names real sensible."
"I'm Lyn of the Lorca." The girl said proudly.
TCAM immediately PFFTed. "Yeah, that's the most normal thing I've ever heard. Anyway, I've just remembered that I'm not supposed to talk to strangers." So she got up and left. Just like that, not even so much as a 'goodbye'.
"Wait!" Lyn of the Lorca cried from her tent. "There are bandits'! You're not safe Phillip!" Then she grabbed a sword and began to hack down the ugly old men.
"Ban-dits'?" TCAM asked in confusion. "I would have said muggers but meh, it look like their after you anyway."
"Nooo! Wait! I need a tactic-"
It wasn't long, or maybe it was but to perfectly honest I don't really care, before TCAM arrived in a town of sorts.
'I have no idea where I am.' She thought suddenly. 'This doesn't look like Kent at all." And you can all guess what happened next… that's right; TCAM decided to ask random people if they knew where Kent was.
"Umm… aha! 'Scuse me sir, do you know where Kent is?" She asked a man with brown hair who was riding a horse.
"Yes, over there." The man replied pointing in the direction of another man on a horse and another exit of the town."
"Thank you!" TCAM waved as she completely passed the man and left the town.
"No wait! You passed him!" The man cried after her, failing to catch up; because we all know that walking is oh-so-much quicker than riding a horse.
TCAM walked for months and months on end, she didn't starve of course, because she is super-human like all Mary-Sues! And not all that much happened over those months… except that after a year or so some redheaded chap clamed to know her.
That was when she promptly tossed herself in the nearest river, and needless to say no one jumped in to rescue her because in those days if you could swim you were a 'witch'.
TCAM died… and somehow still managed to write this fic… what a genius.
The end!
Yes, I do actually live in a place called Kent, ironic huh?
Oh, c'mon, you know that something like this would totally happen if you were sucked into the Fire Emblem world. You know it to be true! No, (insert random character here) will not fall in love with you! Don't argue with me!
And Fire Emblem's not mine by the way.