Again... another short chapter... next one will be good, I promise! There will be two old characters that return and the hint is, they're brothers and ones a year younger then Edo-kun but is so freaking tall.

ok now... disclaimer time...

Disclaimer- I don't own FMA or the characters... I only own two of the characters in this chapter, The one guy who interview's Edo-kun and the guy who takes Edo-kun to be interviewed... they don't last long... they only go into this chapter then they're gone... no they don't die, they just disapear from the story... EDO-KUN! WHY CANT I HAVE YOU!

Two Weeks Later, In A Hospital In Central

Al's eyes opened slightly. Everything was blurry for a moment then cleared up. He sat bolt upright, but instantly held his head and groaned loudly. He then noticed Winry come out from behind some curtains. "Grandma! Come in here! Al's awake!" she yelled cheerfully. "Al you should really lay down. I don't think your body can handle this yet." "What are you talking about Winry?" Al, apparently, didn't notice a suit of armor piled in the corner. Then Al's eyes grew wide. "ED! Where's brother?"

"Al, calm down! Don't overwork yourself! Ed's right behind the curtain." She said sadly, as she pulled back the curtain. Ed's head and torso was in bandages, and his human arm was in a sling. Ed's eyes opened slightly just as Pinako walked in the room puffing a pipe, and Hohenhiem closely behind her. "Ed!" Al got up and ran over to Ed. Ed looked at Al.

"Hey, Al. How are ya? New body working out for you?"

"Bother? What are you talking about?" Al apparently didn't notice he was human. He was to worried about Ed to notice the cold sensation of his feet hitting the cold, tile floor.

"Al. Look." Suggested, Winry. He went to look in a mirror on the wall, and saw a a boy of 15 years with dark blonde hair, and wide brown eyes. He remembered how he looked when he was younger and knew this was really him and not an illusion. He looked in shock; he fell back into the bed with a look of shock in his face. "Wha- what happened?" Al asked. "That's what we would like to know Alphonse." Said Roy Mustang, as he entered the room. Ed was still awake, with a smile on his face at his brother's reaction to his transformation. But the smile fell from his face when Mustang entered the room. Ed was afraid the military might take his little brother away from him to do experiments on. Then Roy noticed Ed's face. "Don't worry Ed, we wont take Al away from you. All we want to do is ask you a few questions about what happened in the Laboratory." Roy explained. "You're a very good Fuhrer, Roy." Ed chuckled. "That's Fuhrer to you Ed."

"Whatever. Hey shouldn't you be in Central?"

"We are, Ed."

"What? Since when? We were in Albatross!"

"You and Al were transferred here from the hospital in Albatross three days ago."

"Oh. Well, that explains a lot."

Ed sat up. His head hurt like hell. "Dammit!" he yelled as he grabbed his head with his automail arm, and fell back to the comfort of the pillows. But he noticed when he touched his head, he felt something different. He looked at his automail hand. What he saw shocked him for a second, then he change his facial expression hoping nobody noticed, but it was to late for that because Winry saw it. "Ed? What's wrong?" "It's nothing." He replied to her concern.

One Week Later

"So, Ed. Are you ready for the interview?" Winry asked.

"I don't want to go to a damn interview!"

"Well to bad! Anyway, it wasn't my idea! They want to question what happened in the Lab to make Al human!"

"Ed. We're waiting for you." Interrupted a man from the door behind Ed before Ed could retort tothe comment Winry said. "Yeah, Ok." Ed walked into a dark room with only one light which shone on a table and two chairs. Damn! It's like they want to persecute me or something!

"Sit here."

"Whatever."

"That's no way to talk to a superior!"

"It's aright Lieutenant. After all, the boy just went though a very rough time. Didn't you Edward?"

"Yeah I guess I did considering all of my wounds." Said Ed smartly, sitting down in the chair the opposite the man. "So let's get this stupid thing over with already! Ask me as many questions and I'll answer them as best I could." Ed said with a smirk on his face. "Alright now: First of all, did you find the Philosophers Stone?" "No." he lied. "Ok then how did you fix your brother's body?"

"I don't remember." Ed lied again looking thoughtful

"You seriously don't remember?"

"Yup. Well I think the hit to my head might have done something to my memory because I don't remember anything after trying to put Al's armor back together." Ed continued lying. His memory was perfectly fine. Then man rubbed his temple "This is getting us nowhere" The man muttered, then sighed. "There were dead chimeras at the scene. They were all half human. They had body parts ripped from them. Most of them, internal organs. Does any of this ring a bell?"

"Uhh… I think that one of the homunculi got mad with them and killed them." Ed said in an 'I'm- trying- to –remember' voice. The man was losing his temper. "Ok kid! You better tell me what happened in there right now or I'm going to call the Fuhrer! He told me directly if there were any problems to call him directly!"

"Is that so? Or is it an empty threat? Hmm… I think its an empty threat because he told me directly before he left that he couldn't interview me because he was very busy and couldn't do it at all this week. And if you think he didn't have time for me, then I don't think he'd have time for you. Do you agree?" said the smart- ass Edward. "Grrrr….. GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!" shouted the man. He started throwing random things at Ed who ran from the office, grinning.

Finally! I escaped that freakin' place "Ed?" Winry asked as he shut the door and leaned on it. "Yeah?" Ed was still grinning. "How'd it go?"

"I think it went pretty well!" Ed seemed to be in a pretty good mood. Winry was surprised Ed didn't snap 'How do you think it went!'. Ed's good mood didn't linger long. Because, then he though Damn! Now I have to lie to everyone because I told that guy I lost my memory! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

So... do you like this chapter? I thought it was pretty funny myself! R&R