Chapter 2- Japan's Funniest Atem:

There were still flames behind Seto Kaiba as he grabbed his camera and prepared to film Atem doing something silly. Kaiba hid behind Yugi's house and waited for Atem to be alone in the bedroom to catch him doing something. Kaiba thought:

"I hope I catch the Pharaoh doing something. His whole name will be shamed once I'm done with him!"

Atem entered the room looking cocky knowing that he sent in the secret footage of Kaiba. But Seto was about to get some juicy footage of his own. Atem had only pajama bottoms on and the long eyelashes that he normally had were gone. Confused, Kaiba kept on filming. Kaiba soon figured out Atem's secret behind the long eyelashes: mascara! Seto ducked behind a bush when he let out a laugh before Atem could notice that he was there. Seto then waited for a while. When he thought it was safe, Kaiba carefully lifted himself and went back to filming Atem. What he caught on video was the hilarity. Atem was in…a school girls' outfit? Wearing a skirt? Atem then spoke out loud:

"I wonder why Yugi doesn't wear this? It's just like what we Egyptians wore back in the day. Except airier…"

Atem dropped his mascara on the floor. The shirt was too short for him, and went he bent over, Kaiba could see he was wearing boxers with little red hearts on it. Atem applied mascara on his eyes and stated:

"I don't see anything wrong with make up. Egyptians wore it all the time…except we used coal instead of this pencil stuff. Plus…it brings out my feminine side…"

Atem fluttered his eyes on the word 'feminine' and Seto had to use all of his strength not to laugh. Atem then started to sing in a girlish voice:

"Aren't I so pretty? Yes, I'm very pretty!"

He even shook his tush to wave the short skirt around exposing the heart boxers every once in a while. Atem then sung in the girlish voice:

"I am a VERY pretty girl!"

Seto had to run away, because he couldn't stop himself from laughing. Seto then thought to himself:

"Man…the Pharaoh has some gender issues! I gotta get back there and film more! I MUST have more hilarity!"

Seto ran back to film more. By then Atem had changed back into just the pajama bottoms. Yugi was in there as well. Atem then said randomly:

"I want to have sex with a pig…"

Yugi gave him the weirdest look. Yugi then commented:

"Damn…that was random. And gross!"

"I just wanted to see your reaction. Plus…I can't help it if I'm horny…"

"Oh-kay…too much information. I'm glad you're straight…"

"I wanna hump something…"

"Again…too much information…"

"I want to fooly cooly! I want to…urgh…to the break of dawn! I want to make sweet bare naked love under a full moon!"

Seto had to run away, because not only was he laughing, but also he was bawling at the hilarity. He rubbed his camera and stated:

"Yes my precious…we captured the perfect and oh so sweet revenge that I definitely deserve. But first…I shall show you to Mokuba."

And Mokuba couldn't even breathe because he was laughing so hard. Seto bawled again to see the footage of Atem. And of course Kaiba purposely put his name on the video entry just to spite Atem. Kaiba and Mokuba then watched Japan's Funniest Home Videos to see their video entry. Atem did to because he was now a fan of the show. So, when he saw himself on TV he almost nearly died…again. Yugi could help but to laugh, and Sugoroku didn't show any mercy either. When the TV announced that it was Kaiba that sent in the video, Atem vowed revenge as well. And the rivalry continued between them…never wanting to die.

But, let's direct our attention to another story for the next chapter. Let's see what happens when Ryou gets drunk one night…and the only person there is Atem…in the next chapter of silliness. Hoped you enjoyed! I'm having so much fun and giggles writing this!