Author's Note: The internet at my house isn't working (again) so you guys are gonna get the drunken Ryou chapter later. For now…let's see some truth or dare! Will probably be multiple chapters of this!

Chapter 3-Truth or Dare

The gang sat around in a circle in someone's house and was getting ready for a game of truth or dare. There were refreshments on the table and just about everyone from YGO (or at least the main characters) where there. They did a thing to see who would go first. Anzu got the pick somehow. That's when the insanity began…

Anzu began, "I dare…Atem and Jou to…go to the store…and by some condoms…."

Atem asked, "What's a condom?"

Atem looked over at Jou to see that his face had turned beat red. Jou then stated:

"Man, I'm not gonna do that! That's embarrassing!"

Kaiba commented, "What's a matter? Can't take a dare like a MAN!"

"Oh, I'll show YOU who's the King of Dares! C'mon Atem, we got some shoppin' to do!"

Atem stated, "But no one answered my question…"

"I'll tell you what it is at the store…"

Jou pulled Atem by the hand into the nearest store. They gathered their breath and then Jou explained:

"Okay, a condom's a little latex thing that you put over your 'private area' right before you do it…"

"Do what?"
"Have sex you idiot!"

"Oooooo….why would she make us do something embarrassing like that?"

"Because that, my friend, is the point of the game…"

"And we're supposed to find something like that…in here…?"

The store suddenly looked giant and Atem and Jou sweatdropped. Atem asked:

"Call me naïve, but where are we supposed to start?"

Jou suggested, "Let's go down every aisle until we find it…."

Well, it took them 30 minutes to go down every aisle and they still didn't find what they were looking for. A female service lady walked up to them and asked:

"You boys lost?"

Jou panicked and commented:

"Nah, we're fine ma'am, just doin' a little shoppin'"

Atem commented, "We're looking for a thing called…what was the name again? A condom?"

Jou slapped himself on the head, then proceeded to choke Atem. Jou yelled:

"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HER THAT!"

The service lady commented:

"Well, THOSE are in this glass case by the pharamacy. Here, you need me to open it. A lot of young people steal them so now we have to keep them locked up."

Jou commented, "I bet Anzu knew this and that's why she dared us to do it."

As the lady got the package out, she seemed to have heard Jou and turned to them and asked:

"You two were DARED to get these?"

Atem and Jou nodded. The service lady breathed a sigh of relief and commented:

"Oh good, I thought you two were actually going to use these…"

They exclaimed together, "NNNNOOOOO!"

Jou stated, "Look lady, we're not interested in having sex with out girlfriends…"

Atem continued, "They're teaching me to play a new game called Truth or Dare…"

The service lady spoke, "Oh that silly game! Listen, you know you don't have to do a dare if you don't want to, right boys?"

Jou exclaimed, "Well, I DO! If I don't, I'll never live it down."

The lady handed the box of condoms to Jou and stated:

"Just remember what I said. I for one am glad you two really aren't trying to have premaritial sex. But, even if you were, at least you would have used protection."

Atem commented, "Oh-kay…call me naïve again, but protection from what?"

"STD's silly! And aids…"

"Oh. Duh. I'm so stupid. It's because I'm from a different time…I mean country. Different country."

"Oh, I didn't know that. That would explain it. Well, you boy play safe now. Don't do anything stupid because you were dared to…"

Jou commented, "I think we just did."

Jou and Atem then walked by to the house and laid the box in front of Anzu. Jou commented:

"THERE! Yah happy Mazaki?"

Kaiba asked, "God, what took you two so long?"

"We were talking to a pretty lady…"

Anzu commented, "Typical."

Jou stated, "Now it's MY turn! Truth or Dare Anzu?"

"Truth."

"Have YOU ever had sex before."

The people around her giggled and she blushed. Anzu then exclaimed:

"NO! I'm not a hoe!"

Atem asked, "And when you ask for truth, you have to tell the truth right?"

"Right."

"Okay…I think I get the point of this game. I guess. Man…you people…this game is nothing like what we played in Egypt…"

Kaiba replied, "So, shall we get on with this? And…oh man…do I have a dare for YOU Atem…"

Dun Dun Dun! Wonder what Kaiba-kun is planning to make Atem do? Well, you'll have to read the next chappie to find out!