Chapter 5-Anzu's horrible singing voice:

Atem hadn't learned his lesson from the times that he experimented with the video camera. So, of course, he wanted to film someone doing something funny…again. Will he ever learn his lesson? Apparently not. Anywho, his unlucky target this time was Anzu Mazaki. He got the camera and invited Yugi along for the fun by saying:

"Hey, you wanna see what Anzu does behind closed doors?"

Yugi then went into a dream-like trance, accompanied with a nose bleed. Atem looked at him and said:

"You know, for an innocent looking boy, you sure are perverted. Not that it's entirely your fault. But let's see what kind of dirt we can dish up this time."

Yugi followed Atem, floating off of the ground with hearts around his head. They then arrived at Anzu's little home. Since it only had one floor, all Yugi and Atem had to do was hide in the bushes while they filmed the bedroom. Yes, I know, it's always in the bedroom. Anyhow, Anzu may be a good dancer…but that doesn't mean that she can sing. And Yugi and Atem were about to find out just how bad her singing could be. She skipped into the room and blurted out a song by Britney Spears. Yugi and Atem immediately covered their ears, but Atem had a hard time of it since he was also filming her horrible singing. Atem exclaimed:

"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH! IT BURNS MY EARS!"

Even though Atem was screaming, Anzu couldn't hear it since the song was loud and her singing was louder. She then let off a screech that was so loud and horrible, it broke the lens on the camera. Atem commented:

"Dammit!"

But then, Anzu turned off the music and stopped singing. Yugi and Atem then breathed a sigh of relief. Anzu then commented to herself:

"Man…it's time to hit the sack. Let me change first…"

Yugi then thought, "OH YEAH!"

Anzu then proceeded to slowly take her shirt off. Yugi then asked Atem:

"Hey! Are you getting this!"

Atem then showed Yugi how Anzu's voice broke the camera lens, but then he commented:

"But I think I could edit that out!"

Atem then proceeded to film Anzu's private strip show. And when I say strip show…I MEAN strip show. Anzu was walking around in her pink panties and pink bra that showed her 'goodies.' She then proceeded to privately…pole dance? WTF! Atem and Yugi LOVED that, and they were panting like the dogs they were being. Yugi then stated:

"Ah, so THAT's how she's earning her money to go to New York!"

Atem commented, "Hubba hubba."

(The next day…)

Atem and Yugi decided to keep this tape for their own private enjoyment. So, the next day at school when they saw Anzu, they pretended like nothing happened. But then, Anzu caught sight of the show bulletin board that had a flyer that read:

"School talent show…sign up now!"

Anzu then stated:

"Oooo! I want to sign up! I could dance…or…I could sing!"

Atem and Yugi exclaimed in unison, "NNNNNOOOOOO!"

Anzu gave them a funny look. They pulled her aside and explained, which Atem going first:

"Look Anzu, I really think you should dance. And…not sing…"

Yugi agreed, "PLEASE don't sing!"

Anzu asked, "Why!"

Atem continued, "No offense…but…you're singing is horrible…"

Anzu then slapped Atem, who proceeded to say, "Owww…."

Anzu then yelled at him:

"How dare you say something so mean like that! I can't believe you! You're supposed to be nice PHARAOH!"

Yugi stated, "ANZU! He's not trying to be mean! He's just being honest. Atem…I think we have to…show her the tape."

Atem disagreed, "Uh…no we don't!"

"Well…how else is she going to believe us…?"

"Ugh, fine."

Anzu then went home with Yugi and Atem that day. They sat her down in front of the TV and Atem explained:

"Sorry…we couldn't help ourselves…we secretly filmed you last night…"

"YOU DID WHAT!"

"HEY! That's not the point! Just listen to how you sound!"

Atem then hit the play button on the VCR, which showed Anzu and she got to hear for herself her horrible singing voice. Atem conveniently stopped the tape before the private strip show however. By the end, Anzu was just stunned and starring blankly into space. Atem waved his hand in front of her and asked:

"Hey, are you okay…?"

Anzu commented, "I can't believe I sing that bad…"

Yugi apologized, "We're sorry Anzu. We just didn't want you to embarrass yourself in front of the whole school…"

"That's probably the sweetest thing someone's done for me…but you still were going behind my back by filming me. Wait a sec…what else did you film…"

Yugi and Atem exclaimed in unison, "NOTHING!"

"Oh, I don't think it's nothing. Let me see for myself…"

"NO!"

It was too late, for Anzu pressed the play button and saw the footage of her private strip tease. Anzu gave them the dirtiest of looks. Yugi then commented:

"Heh…at least you looked really cute! Heh-heh…"

"I've give you five seconds to run…"

Atem and Yugi then ran for their lives as Anzu in a burning rage chased after them.