Chapter 7-Gone to the dogs:
On a random note, Kaiba, who was getting a lot of grief for his teddy bear and blankie incident, stated sorely:
"I need a new identity…"
Kaiba sat down and started to sip wine from a bottle. Kaiba commented:
"I can't even go out in public without people laughing at me."
Mokuba, who was also in the room, suggested:
"You should go goth."
"No…I tried that before. Remember…?"
Mokuba cringed at the sudden mental picture and stated:
"Nevermind. But…what about Jou? Is HE laughing at you?"
"Yeah! He just won't shut up about the teddy and blankie. Stupid mutt…I just wish he would die…"
Kaiba then thought:
"Stupid sexy mutt….I wish I could make you mine…."
Kaiba sighed and drank some more wine. Mokuba said:
"Well, instead of murdering him…why don't you ask him out?"
"WHAT!"
"Oh c'mon! It's SO obvious that you like him! Why else would I ask you that?"
"Damn…"
Kaiba then commented:
"I still need a new identity…"
After Kaiba was drowning his sorrows in a bottle of wine, he went to sleep. The next day, Mokuba was on the couch reading a manga book when he saw his brother walk by. Mokuba's mouth dropped and he exclaimed:
"SETO! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!"
Kaiba didn't answer and walked out of the building. Mokuba commented:
"Okay…Seto has officially gone insane…"
Seto then met up with a certain Jounouchi. Jounouchi starred at him while Kaiba said:
"Yo, yo…I'm a gangsta…yo…where my dogs at? Bark with me if you're my dog…"
His attempts to sound gangsta where poor at best…he really did sound like a rich white boy trying to act black. Not that there IS such a thing, but okay. Kaiba was even DRESSED like a gangsta with the long chain bling, baggy jeans, baggy white tee, and a do rag. Jou busted out laughing and commented:
"Oh God, I wish Atem had a camera! THAT should be on Japan's Funniest Home Videos!"
"SHUT UP YOU DUMB MUTT! NOW BARK!"
Jou stated sarcastically, "Bark."
Kaiba gave him an evil glare. Jou asked:
"Why exactly are you doing this?"
"God man, what does it take to get you to notice me?
"Huh?"
Kaiba grabbed Jou and kissed him. Jou's eyes where in a very surprised what the hell look. Kaiba pulled away and stated:
"Do you get it now mutt? I love you. There. I said it. You happy now?"
"Is that why you're dressed like a gangsta?"
"Yes."
"Dude! All yah had to do was just say so!"
"Wear this…"
Kaiba put a little doggy collar on Jou. He then said:
"Now you really ARE my mutt!"
Kaiba then passionately kissed Jou. Atem and Yugi where coincidently walking by when they spied this make out session. Atem exclaimed:
"HOT DAMN!"
Yugi said, "Gay…."
"You say gay like it's a bad thing…I knew they would end up as a couple."
The two then looked over to see Atem and Yugi. Kaiba exclaimed:
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING! ARE YOU SPYING ON US!"
Atem asked, "Why are you wearing those strange clothes?"
"You know…I could ask you the same question…"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!"
They stared at each other with a burning glare. Yugi then asked Jou:
"Do you like Kaiba-kun?"
"Shit man, I was just waiting for him to make a move. He gave me a doggy collar, isn't that great? I don't like the idea of being someone's pet…except Kaiba's!"
Yugi stared at him and commented:
"Oh-kay…."
Yugi then went over to Kaiba and stated:
"Hi Moses…."
"What? Dude, it's just some dumb play…"
Atem commented, "Hey, do I get to blow him up in the play?"
"No Atem! It's really the other way around…"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kaiba coughed, "Rameses…"
"DO YOU WANT TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE!"
Jou commented, "I want a puppy…."
Everyone just stared at him and Kaiba stated:
"That was random mutt…"
"Not exactly. I am your mutt, right? Well…I want a puppy…"
Atem stated, "Damn! You have a sick mind! Do you realize that you can't even DO that with him!"
"So….? There's always adoption…."
"You're stupid…but in a good way…"
Yugi stated, "I don't get it."
Atem looked over to him and said:
"You are so innocent. I almost don't want to tell you. But okay, dogs have puppies right? Puppies are the dog equivalent of babies, right?"
"Right…?"
"So basically Jou is saying that he wants to have a baby by Kaiba…."
Yugi gave a wide eyed expression to Atem. Jou then stated:
"I could always change myself into a girl!"
"Retard…"
Kaiba commented, "You wouldn't just be my mutt…you would be my bitch!"
"Okay, never mind. I want to be a MAN!"
"Yo, yo. This is my dog. Bark with me dog."
"Bark."
Atem stated, "Can you lose the gangsta act Kaiba? You are horrible at it. I bet you're gonna suck as Moses…"
"You shut up!"
Yugi then watched at the world was going to the dogs.
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