Author's Note: HEEEEELLLLOOO Readers! Thank you for all of the hilarious ideas. I want to thank femaleodd for the idea of this chapter. And don't worry, I will use all the other ideas in later chapters and am still accepting more ideas. Keep 'em coming, I love to hear from you guys! Plus, I don't have a life, and I just live to get reviews from everyone. Here's another pun for the chapter of the movie and book title, Oh Brother, where are thou? Enjoy!

Chapter 8-Oh, Brother, where are thou head?

Mokuba remembered seeing his brother drown his sorrows in liquor the other day. He wondered what it was like to drink achohol. So one day…when his brother Kaiba wasn't there to watch him, he got some wine of other the wine cabinet and thought:

"I wonder what this tastes like…"

He opened the bottle and drank some. He shook his head immediately at the taste and commented:

"Man…this stuff is horrible…"

He then tried beer, with he didn't like. He tried margaritas which he did like for the fruity tastes. Evenutally, he tried everything you can think of that would be in a wine cabinet or a bar or whatever. But…there was so much to try that even though Mokuba only took a sip of everything, he ended up undeniably drunk. He put the bottles back clumsily and bumped into the walls in a drunken stupor.

Somehow he found himself in Kaiba's room. Seto's pink teddy was sitting on the bed with his head sowed back on. Mokuba looked over at the teddy and stated:

"Shizuka!"

He then did an almost body slam on the teddy and hugged it. He stated:

"Man…you've gotten smaller than me! Cool!"

He then commented:

"I love you Shizuka…"

Mokuba then patted the chest of the teddy and commented:

"Man Shizuka…where did your lovely breasts go?"

Oh God…where was Atem with the camera when you needed it? But Mokuba started to strip in his drunken stupor and stated:

"C'mon Shizuka and sleep with me!"

WTF? Then…oh God…you wouldn't believe what Mokuba did next. He put the teddy under himself and raped it. Under the oh so wrong impression that this was Jou's sister. Okay, seriously, who gets pleasure out of humping a teddy bear? But Mokuba was undeniably drunk. So, he kept on forcing himself on the teddy and making love to it.

(Meanwhile…)

Kaiba came home from a long day at work as CEO of Kaiba Corp. But the good news was that he had a date with Jou tomorrow. So, everything was right with the world. Until he spotted his wine cabinet by chance and was distrubed. Mokuba had NEVER touched the cabinet before…maybe it was one of his workers…Curse them…

Kaiba didn't want to worry about it now. He just wanted to get some sleep after working so hard that day. But, he couldn't believe what he say when he walked into his room. Mokuba was friggin' humping his teddy bear! WTF? Kaiba's mouth just dropped to the ground. Mokuba moaned:

"Shizuka…shizuka…"

Then he knew in an instant who had distrubed his wine cabinet. Mokuba had to be drunk if he was under the oh so wrong impression he was making love to Shizuka. Seto lifted Mokuba off of the teddy and out of the room. He carried his naked brother into his room to sleep off the drunkened stupor alone. Seto then waited for Mokuba to wake up…

(Hours later…)

Mokuba groggidly woke up and saw that Seto was hovering over him. Mokuba asked:

"Seto…what happened? Why does my head hurt so much…?"

He then looked under the covers and commented:

"And WHY am I naked? Now I'm scared…"

Seto gave him a stern look and stated:

"Mokuba…why were you in my wine cabinet last night?"

"I was in your wine cabinet?"

"Oh God…that alcohol must've killed some brain cells! Mokuba…you got drunk last night…"

"I…did?"

"Yeah, and you probably have a hangover. But Mokuba…how many times did I tell you to NOT go in the wine cabinet…"

"I'm sorry Seto. I guess if I could remember myself doing that, it would be because…well…I just wanted to see what it tastes like."

"But don't DO this to me! I've been here for hours worrying about you! Plus…you…kinda…er…raped my teddy bear…"

"I DID WHAT!"

"I think in your drunken stupor you thought it was Shizuka…"

"Ah, Shizuka…"

Mokuba then went off into la la land thinking about Shizuka. Seto slapped him to snap him out of it. Seto exclaimed:

"Mokuba! This is serious! Now…unfortunately I can't think of a better way to punish you. I think the hangover is bad enough. But have to promise me never to go into my wine cabinet again."

"I promise Seto, and….I'm sorry…"

Mokuba gave a hug that made the CEO's cold heart melt. Almost like when Jou held him lol. Seto then stated:

"Now change into your pajamas and get some rest…"

Kaiba then walked out. He then went into his room and picked up the now slightly wet teddy. He stated:

"My teddy, my poor teddy…"

Seto then threw it in the wash and that was the end of that.