Author's Note: I don't own the songs used in this chapter. It's supposed to be KARAOKE, which means I have to use other songs that exist. No suing, no deleting, no whatever. There are credits to the artist in this, so don't hate. Otherwise, enjoy!

Chapter 9: King of Karaoke:

The Yu-Gi-Oh gang all got together for a good round of karaoke. The various group members snickered to themselves as what they would present to the group. As the MC, they picked Anzu, just out of randomness. She listed the people who wanted to sing on a list. She announced:

"Well, first on the list is Yugi singing 'Blue by Eiffel 65!"

The group clapped as Yugi took the stage. He started to do the robot on the techno parts. He sung, almost implying that he was the blue one, but the group couldn't help but to laugh at his interoperation of the robot. Anzu, the expert of dance, found herself chuckling. When Yugi was done, Anzu called up the next member of the group. It just happened to be Shadi the Egyptian. Atem commented:

"Let me guess…you're going to sing, "Walk like an Egyptian" by the Bangles…"

Isis commented, "Um, actually I'm singing that song."

Anzu exclaimed, "Atem! Shadi's singing his own interoperation of 'The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem.

Shadi grabbed the mic and started:

"May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the Real Slim Shadi please stand up?

I repeat, Will the Real Slim Shadi please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here…

I'm Slim Shadi

Yes, I'm the real Shadi

I'm from Egypt and I like to party.

So won't the real Slim Shadi please stand up?

Please stand up

Please stand up…."

Atem hit him upside the head and exclaimed:

"Please shut up!"

He then said:

"No one's going to upstage me! I have one song that will knock all of your socks off! I will prove once and for all that I, Atem, am the king of karaoke!"

Atem pried the mic from Shadi's hand and started to sing I'm too Sexy by Right Said Fred:

"I'm too sexy for my love.

Too sexy for my love.

Love's gonna leave me…"

Atem then took off his shirt, causing all the women in the room to nosebleed. Atem then sung:

"I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt

So sexy, it hurts…"

Kaiba slapped Atem upside his head and exclaimed:

"Damn right it hurts! You know that I am the TRUE king of karaoke! Watch this!"

Kaiba started to sing 'My Way by Limp Bizkit, and Atem kept on stealing the mic from Kaiba to continue with singing, "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred. Anzu then took the mic from them and yelled:

"Stop it you two! Let Jou and Honda have a turn. They're gonna sing a song together."

Anzu pushed Atem and Kaiba off of the stage and Jounouchi and Honda took the mic and started to sing Baby got Back by obnoxiously:

"We like big butts and we cannot lie!

You other brothers can't deny!

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist

And a round thing in your face,

You get SPRUNG!"

Anzu pushed them off of the stage and yelled:

"Sprung this!"

Unfortunately, Isis' solo of Walk like and Egyptian was left in the dust, and the girls had to admit that Atem's stunt of ripping his shirt off made him the King of Karaoke. They gave him the prize and tried not to nosebleed again, for Atem still hadn't put his shirt back on. Kaiba, out of jealousy, kept on trying to cover Atem with a sheet so that the women wouldn't be distracted. But when that didn't work, Kaiba ripped his shirt off and the nosebleeds came once again. Kaiba exclaimed:

"Behold! I'm too sexy for my shirt as well!"

He let out a laugh, and Atem hit Kaiba on the head again and stated:

"Put a sock in it."

Fortunately after that, all had a good time. Yay…

Tune in next time as Yugi and Atem try to capture footage for Japan's Funniest Home Videos and capture Kaiba doing something silly on film!