A Small Mistake
A crack fic...KakaXOC.Honestly I don't know where I came up with this...but here it goes...
Disclaimer:I own Naruto...yeah right...when monkeys fly..no offence to the flying monkeys from...was it the wizard of oz?...oh whatever...
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Kakashi was on a mission.The people on the mission with him are as follows:Sarutobi Asuma,Mitarashi Anko,and Hirotashi Yuki(A.K.A. Ghost).The mission was a very odd A-rank mission.A bunch of monkeys had drank a poisonous substance that they were supposably 'amune' to.The monkeys survived...but it turned out the nasty concoction consisted of steroids.The monkeys had also suffered brain damage and had gone insane and would kill/destroy anything in it's path.The worst part:their were at least 50 messed up muscle monkeys running around.
So far,20 out of fifty muscle monkeys had been killed and disposed of.Only 20,meaning 30 majorly ripped mokeys were left.And to make matters worse,the team of four were tired,battered,and weak."I don't think I can take much more of this"said Asuma,throwing a kunai at a monkey...but the monkey ate it.Anko sweatdropped and attacked a monkey from behind.Ghost was clinging to the back of one with a kunai pressed against it's throat.
Suddenly, Asuma hears a pained cry.He turns only to see Kakashi bleeding.A kunai had hit him in the heart.The remaining three run to him."Kakashi!"Ghost yelled as she dropped to her knees to aid the wounded jounin."I-it's n-no use,G-ghost...that damn m-monkey got me r-right in t-the heart"he said and his eyelids started drooping more than they were."P-please...carry on..without me...but let me tell you something i've kept from e-each of you..."said Kakashi looked at them.They nodd,so he continues."A-asuma...I...was the one who took your black boxers w-with the pink hearts...I couldn't resist them!...And they would be perfect for going to bed...if you know what I mean"he told him,his eye arching to form a smile beneath his mask,then he got serious and carried on."Anko...I put alcohol on your d-dumplings...if you're wondering what that splendid taste was"he said and chuckled.Then suddenly he became dead serious as he looked at Ghost."A-nd as for you Ghost...my truth is to you...I love you"he said before closing his eyes to a eternally peaceful sleep.
Ghost went wide eyed,then suddenly looked pissed off while she had tears in her eyes."Y-you jerk...you only told me when you knew you were going to die"she said looking down at him.Suddenly she had an idea.She swiped at her eyes,ad turned to Asuma and Anko,smirking wickedly."Then I guess I'll have to bring him back to tell him"she said smirking.