"Someone said that you kept on eye on boyfriends."
"Sneaky husbands and boyfriends are our specialty."said Arm.
"Oh, good, because I need you."
"At your service."
"See, I'm dating this guy, but I think he's cheating on me."
Arm took all the information, and hung up.
"New case?"asked Lance.
"Yup. Sneaky boyfriend."
"Is this one planning a birthday, too, yo?"
"I'm not sure. She said for us to meet her here."Arm said, pointing at the address he had written down.
They got into the car and drove off.
"Did she say how were supposed to recognize her?"
"Right there."said Arm, pointing to a girl with black hair and a yellow coat.
"Isn't that one of the X Men, too?"
"I think so."
"Why would she have us meet her here?"
"Oh, there you are. See, I had to see you here, cause no one can find out you're doing something for me."
"Why not?"
"Cause then, my boyfriend would know."
"Oh, I didn't know the X Men enjoyed gossip so much."said Pietro.
Jubilee glared at him.
"The point is, I think he's cheating on me."
"A sneaky boyfriend case, huh? Is your birthday near? Or any special date? Anniversary?"asked Pietro.
"Not that I know of."she said, looking confused. "But you know him. You've seen him. I'm talking about Bobby."
"Oh. The ice dude."
"Yeah."
She gave them all the details they needed to know.
"Well, we can start by stalking."said Lance.
"Right."
They made sure to keep an eye on Bobby the next day.
"He's been on the phone too long."said Lance, as they stood, watching him talk on a public phone.
"Yeah. You think it's another guy? I mean, why the hell would someone in their right minds talk on the phone for three hours?"asked Pietro.
"What's he saying, Ear?"asked Lance.
"Hmm. Sounds like he's talking to a girl. Or, well, a sweetheart."he said, after taking into account Pietro's comment.
They had been sitting there for three hours where Blob had fallen asleep, and Toad had begun to paint butterflies on his face.
"He's about to get off now, it sounds like...He's saying good bye. Is commenting to himself how smart he is that he can pull off such a stunt."
"He's leaving!"
They walked after him. He stopped suddenly.
"I think I hear someone coming!"said Ear.
Everyone waited.
"Hey, isn't that Jean Grey?"
Eye took a close look.
"Yes, you're right. I suppose you got that impression because of the red hair, didn't you? Yes, I can see her clearly. It is her!"
"Oh, my..."Lance could hardly contain himself. "Can you imagine the look on Summers' face when he finds out his girlfriend is cheating on him with that kid!"
"We cracked the case."said Ear, folding his ears neatly and putting his earmuff back on.
"Hmm, I can feel them getting very excited."said Arm. "I don't think they're doing it to be evil."
"Who cares if they're doing it to be evil? We need a witness! No, a picture! Can't wait to hear what Summers'll say!"
Lance ran to the phone, and called Jubilee.
"You need to get over here right away! It's an emergency!"
"Has anything happened to Bobby?"
"We've cracked the case! You need to come see it for yourself, though! You wouldn't believe it!"
"Oh, I'll get Scott to give me a ride."
Later, Scott and Jubilee caught them, while the Brotherhood hid behind the bushes and laughed.
"WhaJean!"
"Scott!"
"Bobby! I knew it!"
"You knew this! And you didn't tell me!"demanded Scott.
"I knew he was cheating on me! I didn't know it was with Jean!"
After a while, the Brotherhood could not contain their laughter and had to leave. They laughed all the way back.
"Good thing she payed in advance."said Pietro, as he and Eye counted the money.
"I wouldn't care if she hadn't paid us a penny!"Lance laughed.
The phone rang and Arm got up to answer it.
