Azure King bowed kindly and respectfully as a pink dress wearing blonde woman gently walk to the room. "Everyone…greet Princess Peach from the Mushroom Kingdom that Naruto wasn't in…that particular dimension."
The genin all sat up as they lowered their heads in respect of royalty, as the woman raise her hands to dismiss the rookies actions, "P-Please don't bow to me, I am merely a visitor here. I am grateful for sir SKU, for letting me see this story. I was wondering on how my kingdom would be with Mister Naruto taking care of it."
"I-I think he's doing a good job." Sakura said covering Naruto's mouth in case he said something rude or stupid…or both.
"Hey, we're running behind…and I gotta find Sticky Fingers, so Queen start off…I'm going to kick SKU-" Soon he turns into dust as Queen sighed.
"With a snap…uhh…Sasuke mind reading?"
All she got was a nod as the teen took the tablet from her before looking at Peach, it would show her the Plumber Peach as he saw a quick skim of the story merely when glancing at the gist of it.
A different castle.
"So she has summer castles?" Kiba chuckled as the others wonder why it was so important for the story to tell them-
"Hahahaha! That Peach will never find the right castle in time bwahahahaha!" Bowsette let out a roaring laugh as she stepped on the edge of the window, looking out into the lava covered rivers and bone dry trees of her kingdom. She had made the perfect plan, she had made stops at 7 different castles with her kidnapped prince, and left behind false copies of herself at each castle to make each one look like the real one. She even left behind a captured Toad at each castle, just to mock Peach further by having them tell her that all her hard work in conquering that castle would come down to nothing.
"Really?" Sakura said as she didn't expect the length that dragon girl did for her kidnap plan.
"She really is like Naruto, Bowsette is quite creative." Hinata chuckled weakly as the idea of going through seven castles was overkill.
Peach raised her hand earning the attention of group, "Actually, when Bowser kidnaps me, he always uses around 8 castles to try and confuse Mario. The multiple castles are a traditional Koopa way of kidnapping." Peach explained with a gentle wave of her hand.
"Wait...that's a tradition?" Neji asked leaning over to see Peach nodding to his question.
...
She felt Naruto's deadpan stare at the back of her head.
"And us…" The rest of the genin stated as they all had the same look as Prince Naruto.
"This is my life…" The blonde male said with a groan.
'She's passionate, I'll give her that.' Naruto thought as she once more broke out into evil laughter. He just sighed to himself, and looked out the window, despite how hot it was outside, the inside of the castle was rather cool thanks to the open windows and the draft. Not to mention since the sun never really shined in the Koopa Kingdom, it was the lava that made everything kind of normal heat-wise, otherwise it would be very cold without the lava. Just like how most of the year, in the Mushroom Kingdom, it usually had the feelings of Spring during Spring, Fall, and even most of the Winter kind of felt like Spring. It was only Summer that had an issue with sometimes getting hotter than normal. "This is a lot of trouble, for one person." Naruto mentioned to Bowsette.
"Huh sounds like the counties in our home." Tenten stated as Peach glance to her.
"What do you mean Miss Tenten?" The princess asked as the female ninja sat up straight.
"Our lands often reflect certain traits of the country. Most of the ninja's in our country has Fire natures." The weapon mistress stated.
"Oh my how wonderful!" Was Peach's response not knowing that it was also good for training purposes.
He didn't forget the 600-foot tall cake she tried to have made last time.
"She's still planning on that thing?" In turn green at the idea of sugary coma from that kind of size.
Now she was having duplicates of herself stay at 7 other castles, just for a decoy.
"Why plan out decoys for seven castles? That doesn't make any sense," Kiba scratched his head in confusion.
"Arf! Arf!" Akamaru barked in agreement.
"Well besides more places to pee, not really the point their buddy." He patted his dog's head kindly.
"Well, Bowser in my world... has a very cruel sense of humor. The idea of somebody putting in a lot of work for nothing is funny to him, I bet it is the same for Bowsette as well." Peach spoke of her fellow royalty awkwardly, seeing as his monarchy was the exact opposite of her own monarchy in ruling style. It wasn't like she approve of it, but in her lessons on being a good ruler taught her to respect the other rulers way of ruling.
"That's a dick move...uh sorry!" Kiba said as his other teammates blushed at his crude words at the princess.
"It's fine..." The kind woman said with a slight wave of her hand to dismiss the issue.
"You're more than worth it Prince Naruto, the Koopa Queen will go big or go home! My love for you will not be belittled by me not giving this my full effort!" Bowsette shouted out with glee, before giving another evil laugh. With that said, she stepped down from the window and walked over to the table, sitting down next to Naruto... despite it being a massive table with lots of room. With but a snap of her fingers, 5 Goombas came into the room with plates of food balanced on their heads, with the majority of the food being meat-dished in some way, shape, or form... and no veggies in the slightest.
"How could she eat all of that!? Even I can't stomach that much food!" Chouji gawked.
Peach giggled as she nodded, "The Koopa kingdom are omnivores, while they eat mostly anything. Bowser and from it seems Bowsette tend to eat meat." The woman said reminding that Bowser told her that she was welcome to eat anything as long if he was given them to make it. Now there was a nice selection of veggies on hand when she has to eat when waiting for her dear Mario.
"I'm just surprised those little brown guys can balance those," Shikamaru said slightly amused at the grumbling from the Goombas.
"You must be hungry, lets eat, tomorrow we have a long day of wedding planning ahead of us. I'm thinking red and black themed, I'm always wearing a dress... so I'll switch to a white tuxedo. I'll have Kamek go and search for the finest materials to make the outfits from." Bowsette waved a hand, as if gesturing out into the distance.
"How uncouth… she's really determined to have this wedding go through…" Shino muttered his comment.
"Well Bowser almost did it to me, in the last time he kidnap me. Mario and I call it Odyssey adventure..." Peach stated with a fond smile before feeling bad as she turn down both the males when having enough with the marriage requests.
"And Naruto is just taking it all in… and pretty much just chill like the Land of Snow." Kiba chuckled as he pretty sure he had seen Naruto making more facial expression than the prince version.
Naruto raised an eyebrow when 4 of the plates were placed in front of Bowsette, though considering she was over 9 feet tall, she must have a big enough stomach to eat all of that and then some.
"Make sense, since the Akimichi clan need to eat to use their jutsu's." Sakura theorized that the dragon girl might be burning more calories than they think from her body and mass.
"Yeah, but even for my clan, even that has its limits!" Chouji added.
"Then you'll just have to lose more weight," Ino suggested to him.
"I'm not fat, I'm just chubby!"
"Golden Experience…" Queen softly said as the boy was lifted by hundreds of trees preventing him from using any hand signs to use his body expansion jutsu. In front of him was golden being in shape of young man.
"Hey what are you doing!? Let me go!"
"Let's keep reading~" Azure Queen pressed on.
"I have no intention of marrying you, but I will admit, I respect that you're so passionate... the Toads that you captured, they won't be harmed?" Naruto asked Bowsette with a concerned tone.
"You got to admit, he may be forced to marry her. But his concern is his people." Sasuke said with an approval nod.
This time he wasn't the only one captured, she had taken 7 of his Toads and forced them into castles as well. He was really worried about the safety of those little ones, and he didn't believe Bowsette would show them the same levels of good treatment as she extended to him.
"Now that's just a dick move!" Naruto yelled out as that was low for Bowsette to do against Peach… Plumber Peach… this was getting hard with all these doubles.
"You'll learn to love me, love is effort after all. Your Toads will be given decent treatment, I won't treat them badly, but neither will my treatment of them be pleasant either." Bowsette pursued her lips tightly when she saw that his concern was geared mostly towards the citizens of his kingdom. She had figured this much, so she made sure that the Toads would be treated with some respect.
"Forcing them to love her is totally against the rules!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Hell yeah, no cheating like that in love wars!" Ino agreed.
"H-HAI!" Hinata squeaked out as she agreed with the others.
"RIGHT!" Peach all stand up as the girls all place their hands together! "FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR!"
"..." The males just looked slightly afraid of them working together.
"... So, tell me about the one I love." She spoke as she tossed an entire steak into her mouth, and started to chew it. Naruto would have been disgusted if it weren't for the fact that she had enough class to chew with her mouth closed, and the steak was cooked steak and not raw.
"Was that girl raised in a… oh right…" Tenten started but stop remembering that the girl was probably spoiled rotten.
Naruto thought it over for a few moments.
Naruto picked up a Goomba, before he sat it down in his lap and smiled at it, rubbing the top of its head much to the Goomba's pleasure. It nuzzled up against his stomach when it was treated by the warm-hearted prince, lavishing in his attention. After showing it affection, Naruto sat it back down on the ground, and pushed it gently to get it walking away. Bowsette frowned when she saw the Goomba had a... happy smile across its face, that she didn't know it was capable of. She only knew the Goombas to frown, smiles just didn't seem to fit right on their faces.
"Cute…" Sasuke deadpanned.
'I agree they look cute, Prince Naruto is such a gentle soul." Peach stated adoring the smiling creature compare to the others in her own Kingdom.
"..." The whole teams just looked at Sasuke who just looked at them with a clear meaning of 'I was kidding.'
"It does look weird seeing them so far with frowns." Neji said as he gave an odd frown at them… the Goomba's.
"...You won't stop until I say something." Naruto looked at her.
"Not a chance."
"At least she is honest…" Peach finally said a bit uncomfortable to see her kidnapper as a woman...that looks almost like her.
"Well... I have 4 mothers, and since I was old enough to understand what it meant to be a Prince, my Father decided to place all the responsibility of running a Kingdom on my shoulders. Which I'm not mad at... he was very bad at running a kingdom. It makes me happy when I see how much my kingdom depends on me, like I'm never really alone." Naruto spoke of the less intimate details of his life, though he slipped something in there he hadn't been thinking about. His mother's situation was public knowledge, though nobody judged him for who raised him. Queen Toadstool died long ago, and since then King Toadstool's mental health had been quickly deteriorating to the state that he was now in. He fell in love with her, and when she died, she took a large chunk of him with her... it sort of drove him crazy, crazy in a way that not even having a child to raise fixed. "... I was mostly raised by my mothers, and though my father is important to me, I'm not terribly close to him. You?" Naruto asked Bowsette, and she shrugged.
"Wow...that's...sad…" Lee said with a sad look at his blonde friend's past...the Prince...this was getting hard with the doubles…
"Yeah I mean the fact he has to pick up what his father can't cause he is too depressed from his Queen's death is not fair for him." Hinata sadly said looking at Naruto… hers, Konoha Naruto, this was getting tough. But like him, the Prince of the Mushroom Kingdom was forced to mature in a way like Naruto.
"I'm the Koopa Queen, I was looked after by my royal adviser Kamek, and once I could speak properly, I was given my Kingdom to rule, been ruling it ever since. No parents that I know of." Bowsette put her feet on the table, easily finished with her meal in the mere moments that she had been listening to Naruto speak.
"Oh great, the 'everything is given to you on a silver platter' kind of girl… not surprising…" Ino deadpanned.
"So she has no parents, people made her into a royalty by birth, and had no base of any kind of discipline… I'm surprised that if she hadn't fallen for Naruto he might've been eaten by her." Shikamaru said with a stun face at the idea of that girl falling in love might've been the luckiest break.
Peach nervously spoke "Koopa's don't generally eat humans...to my knowledge." As Bowser mention that he never done that in his life nor wants his people to do that.
Her life had been pretty simple.
If she wanted something, she went after it and took it for herself, that had been the case all her life. She lived a very simple and easy to appreciate life because of it, the only issues were when she was learning Magic from Kamek for stuff like increasing her size, bringing her own bones to life, and if she ever became Bone Bowsette, regenerating her flesh so that she was back to normal. She knew more magic, but she preferred brute strength to magic most of the time.
'That explains so much...' Naruto felt a little bad for Bowsette in that case.
"In a way just like how Naruto was forced to grow up, she never really got the lessons to mature...they really are made for each other." Neji gave his depth of the idea on how they seem to pair each other well enough.
"So sad..." Peach mumbled more grateful for her happy life with her father and kingdom.
Rules and lectures from parents were no fun, and neither was discipline, but it was an important part of a child's development. He had been a very... energetic child, and at first he had refused to even accept his family as his family.
"Can we get that development plan? If it's not too late," Sakura asked Azure Queen who shook her head, "Damn…"
Bowsette snapped her fingers, to have her plates taken away as Koopas came into the room in order to clean up.
"Your mothers were those... strange forms correct?" Bowsette had never seen a Goomba in that form, not had she seen Koopas, Shy Guys, and Piranha Plants take those forms either. She liked to think since her people were mostly those species, that she knew what they were supposed to look like.
Naruto nodded.
"Where is she going with this?" Lee wondered to himself. "Does she have some kind of ultimatum?"
"She won't use them against Naruto, she wants him to love her not hate her." Peach stated as she knew that Bowser never harm her people, as she would never forgive him thus he had to only scare or slightly harm them.
"They told me that they used to look normal, before they ate cursed Mushrooms that had a powerful magic on them. It turned them into what they are now, and because they've been in those forms for so long, they can never regain their true forms again." Naruto knew enough about their situations, but they didn't want to go back either. They enjoyed their female bodies, Piranha Plant mostly, and they liked the fact that they were so easy to tell apart from their species.
Seriously, Piranha Plant could enjoy her body (and the bodies of others) a little less than what she did, and he wouldn't complain about it.
No, seriously, even he knew how... active she was.
"Why do I feel like I shouldn't know all the details…?" Kiba muttered with a slight blush.
"It's like knowing your parents nightly fun times…" Naruto covered his face with his hands knowing his plant mother was… well a slut.
"I see... so what do you do for fun in the Mushroom Kingdom?" Bowsette didn't know a lot about the culture where he was fun.
Two different kingdoms.
"Well, we have Parties, I'm in the middle of planning Go Karting, Tennis, Golf, Soccer, Basketball, quite a few things... I'm really partial to the games we-"
"Go Karting! That sounds fun!"
"Huh?" All of the ninjas reading this story looked totally confused.
"Oh its where you have an engine where-"
*A few seconds later*
"And there you have it." The princess said with a cute smile on her face...before it became a look of concern when seeing the reactions of the others.
The genin was having comical swirls over their heads at the idea of 'Go-Karting', "I think we're good…" Naruto said.
"Well, right now I'm setting aside Kingdom funding to make tracks, since sports are really popular. My Toads are all hard workers, I feel like they could benefit from a more varied entertainment." Naruto saw that Bowsette looked really interested in this idea. He mentally chalked it up to it being a good idea, so when he got back to the Kingdom he was going to have to make sure he got things rolling there. The Mushroom Kingdom was well known for it's celebration of sports and extra-activities, and their parties had some of the best party games out there. Though, playing the games with his mothers and the toads didn't make for much competition, since his mothers didn't try too hard, and toads seemed honor bound to let him win.
The door was kicked open.
"Queen Bowsette, Peach is at the front of the castle, and just broke in through the front door!"
…
The readers all turned to Peach, who just lifted her arms and shook her head in insane speed. "N-Not me!" As she blushed on how...crude her other self was, perhaps she can talk things out-
-5 Minutes Later-
"Well, well, well, it looks like a peach has shown itself, ripe for the squishing." Bowsette crossed her arms over her large breasts as she looked down at Peach, who had her overalls in a worn condition, showing she had a very rough time getting to the castle. Her hat had gone from pink, to white, and her overalls were no longer blue, but instead they were red. A strange color change, but not one that Bowsette really cared about.
"Why did she change outfits?" Kiba said with a confused look.
"I swear I don't wear overalls!" Peach denied, waving her arms frantically. "I'm a proper lady!"
The two of them were standing on a wooden bridge, hovering over a pool of lava, with a tied up Naruto on the other side of the bridge.
"What kind of standoff is this?" Shikamaru raised an eyebrow. "This isn't Benkei vs. Yoshitsune."
"What the manga or the anime?" Naruto said as he covered his ears. "Don't spoil it for me!"
"Eight castles, eight castles it took to find Prince Naruto... hand him over, and nobody gets hurt." Peach summoned a fireball in the palm of her hand, staring down at Bowsette with a twitching eye.
"...Someone aggro…" Kiba said before taking cover behind the couch he was sitting, "YO SHINO, PLAN H IS IN EFFECT HIDE!"
"Not now Kiba…" Shino said but still inched away from the females knowing how scary they can be.
"..." Peach just sat in her seat, hoping to be smaller as she did had a temper. One time she had a dream she slap the dickens out of a Donkey Kong, a odd orange-haired man with dark flames, and a woman (she doesn't why she thinks that) with orange armor.
Bowsette responded with a flame blast, saying no words as she attempted to end Peach's life. Peach ran towards it fearlessly, and ducked underneath it. The battle was fast-paced, Peach was forced to dodge three fire blasts before she got close enough to Bowsette and threw a fireball into her face. When Bowsette recoiled, she jumped over her head and hovered in the air for a couple of moments, landing on the other side of Bowsette. Grabbing an axe that was on the other side of the bridge, Bowsette had enough time to shake herself. When she turned around, Peach was already swinging the axe down, chopping the bridge up and sending Bowsette down into the lava below.
"WHOA, SHE DIE!?" Naruto screamed out,
"This huuuuurts! A lot! Next time Peach, next time I'll get the Prince!"
"Nope, she'll still be kicking." Azure Queen replied to him.
"H-How…"
"Dragon DNA?" Lee said as everyone shrugged.
Close enough...
"Next time, I'll stop you again!"
'This is going to be my life now, isn't it?' Naruto thought to himself with a sigh as he was lifted up the bridal style by Peach.
"I feel you buddy… me… you… me-you… this is getting hard to keep track of…" Naruto said… again… and still feels confused on this.
He would be sure to save a slice of cake for Bowsette for next time.
"AWW~!" The girls, even Hinata, smiled on how he was slowly warming up to the woman.
"H-hey! Don't tell me I actually fall for this chick!" Naruto cried out in alarm.
CHAPTER END