AzureKing: Hey y'all, sorry for late updates, I and my family have been going in out of clinics for LONG while, but I finally feel better and hopfully more stuff onthere way to be updated.
Azureking enter the room via the door as he sighed, "Damn, this was not my best month…"
Queen looked at her King and noticed that he lost some weight, looking unwell, "Oh dear what happened?"
"Had to make a few stops at the hospital, I'm fine now. Sorry about that." He said as he saw Princess Peach, "Sorry about leaving Your Highness, are things well?"
"Oh yes, the ninja's are quite pleasant to be around." The blonde princess said with a warm smile as the male genins nearly fainted at the cute sight of her innocent aura.
"Good, so who's next?"
"I will, if no one minds." Neji said as he took the tablet away from Sasuke.
"Ooooooooh... yeeeees."
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"Tenten… take it please." He couldn't even cover up his blush as soon as those words came out of his mouth. "Next chapter I will."
The girl giggled at her teammate being so flustered at the fact he just said that… with actual emotion with it, "Sure…" She then took over the chapter with a smirk.
Nothing was more relaxing than a piping hot bath, absolutely nothing, at least after a hard, stressful day at least. The last 2 months have been pretty stressful, considering half of the time he was working, and the other half was being kidnapped. He hadn't had a chance to unwind, and take it easy, as was what he used to do on a Saturday when he told everyone that no visitors were allowed to come to the castle. It was the one day of the week that nobody ever bothered him with expenses this, or Kingdom trade agreements that. Don't get him wrong, he loved his Kingdom and he worked himself to the bone for it with a smile on his face, but sometimes a man just needed to take a break from it all.
"HELLO~!" Ino and Sakura drooled over the nearly nude Naruto as the steam hid the good bits to make it more enticing.
"While they have their fun, I agree that even though I love this job, it's good to have some fun times." Shikamaru stated as his large friend nodded as he scarf down chips into his mouth.
"Agreed… I do like meditation when I am off duty." Neji said losing his blush from earlier as he agreed. Naruto nodded as he said he loved Gardening. Soon the rest said their own hobbies until Tenten continued.
A nice, orange scented, bubble bath was just the cure.
Everyone shook their heads. No matter what world or dimension, Naruto always loved orange whether a color or anything close to it.
"I would love to have a nice bubble bath after this, you can join me Naruto!" Peach stated sweetly as thanks for taking care of her citizens, despite this is all a different world. The blonde blushed as he tried to say something but thankfully Tenten resumed.
A nice long, heated, nice smelling bath with a good book in his hands too. Currently, he was reading a book on how to properly grow Watermelons, among the different types of fruit from the melon family in general. He wanted to try growing Bean Fruit, but outside of the climate of the Bean Bean Kingdom, was just too hard for them to properly grow. He never tasted one, but the Yoshi of the Bean Bean Kingdom seemed to absolutely adore them, enough to lay glowing eggs that shines very brightly. Melons were good though, and with the heat of summer coming up, it was just a good idea to-
"This guy's way of relaxing is weird. It's like he doesn't mind studying on his day off." Naruto said as the others agreed. While in the academy it was boring with the written stuff so they really never did study, besides for new jutsus or techniques.
"Naruto."
"Eep!" Naruto sank into the water, holding his book far above it, when an unexpected intruder came calling. His eyes peeked above the bubbles, and relaxed when it saw that it was Piranha Plant with a letter between her tits. That was where she carried anything that her usually pretty clumsy hands would normally be used to carry, but hee cleavage worked for her. "Oh, Mommy... I'm a little... can it wait 2 hours?" Naruto asked with a regretful tone, more comfortable.
"Wow he really is a mama's boy." Ino smirked at her world's Naruto before remembering that he had… she smiled as she sat next to him and patted his back. "Hey don't worry, I'm a daddy's girl here!" The heiress stated as Naruto chuckled at her attempt to cheer him up, as Hinata smiled happy to see that Ino felt bad for Naruto.
"Why does she have the letter in her boobs?" Sasuke deadpanned at the picture of the screen position on her bountiful bosoms.
Nobody aside from his mothers had ever seen him naked before, not even his father (to his memory at least) had seen him nude, and he usually got a little... well... there was that one person who had seen him naked... but he repressed those memories whenever possible. Seeing Piranha Plant did calm him down though enough to sit up normally, and take the letter from her cleavage.
"I hope that… memory is only bad and not worse like I think it is..." Sakura started with a worried tone as did the others save for Naruto and Peach who wonder why they look so worried. Even Sasuke gave Naruto a thumbs up as if saying 'We here for you'...
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Now he was really worried, was he going to die?
"It's royal business... so no?"
"Royal, they've been mentioned of other Kingdoms besides Koopa right Princess Peach?" Shikamaru asked the royalty and member of that world.
The blonde nodded sweetly, "Quite, the land is very vast when me and Mario were traveling. I dare say there are even more than I think we have seen."
"Fine, I'll read this..."
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The group seemed to wonder why Naruto (of Mushroom Kingdom) suddenly looked stone like and quiet all of a sudden.
"What was in that letter?" Choji asked as he wondered what kind of problem came to Naruto in such a small piece of paper.
"Hmm… I only know a few people who could be a problem for the Mushroom kingdom, but the timing isn't right." Peach stated as she remembered the times she were kidnapped were similar timing with Naruto's own. That means that around this time Bowser would have kidnap Daisy, or maybe...
-Later-
"Ow, ow, ow... flesh regeneration always leaves me so sensitive." Bowsette complained as she poked her skin, and winced at just how new it felt. This was the second time this week that she had been forced to magically grow her flesh back from being nothing but bones. Next time, she would remember to make sure there was no axe on that bridge.
"Why would she even have one there in the first place?!" Sakura yelled at the reason why it was there to begin with.
"Oh that because Bowser often tries to use it before Naruto, but…" The woman trailed off trying to find the best words to explain-
"But he's stupid and perfers using his fists?"
"Yes…" Peach responded to Tenten's answer as seem relieved not to badmouth the dragon.
"Still amazing that she can heal fast like Naruto," Sasuke said as he saw Naruto wounds in the Wave mission unusually fast.
"Bowser is like that as well, although it could be overwhelmed if he stays too long or finds hotter lava." Peach explained remembering her kidnappers son using magic to create Bone Bowser.
Also, she was going to throw Peach in the lava and see how she felt about getting turned into Bone Peach... or dead Peach, whichever one happened first. "... Kamek, start the plans for kidnapping Prince Naruto... let's get it done right this time... you have 2 days to come up with a brilliant plan." Bowsette waved her hand at Kamek floating on his broom next to her throne.
"I think it makes sense why some of her plans failed… she isn't giving them much time to think a very thorough plan." Shikamaru stated as he finally understood despite her power and forces… she was so stupid to think, a plan that comes first in your head would work.
"Most Koopa's aren't really planners. They tend to feel and act then think and plan." Peach weakly smiled at the fact that she had known for years.
She had failed quite a number of times, but this time she had gotten very close, she could fell by the way that... she was sure she had been closer this time than the last few times she failed horribly.
Well, love wasn't easy.
"You go girl!" Ino rooted for Bowsette to get her true lover as did her former friend Sakura also doing the same. They high-fived as they might not be friends now, but the girl code states in sisterhood for true love moments.
"I'll do my best to not disappoint you Queen Bows-"
"Oh no, I've been kidnapped by Bowsette again." Naruto said as he walked in through the front door. Naruto had rope in his hands, and as he was walking towards them he was wrapping it around himself. Naruto was completely unaccompanied at the moment, which was odd as well.
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"OWAAAA~! Kamek-san is truly smart!" Rock Lee stated astonished no less the words- NO! Even when vowing, his plans were fast enough to catch him off guard!
"Lee…" Tenten sighed raising her fist to try not to clobber her teammate.
"Why does he have rope?" Neji said also caught off guard by the sudden arrival of his friend coming in.
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"I bring you my plan!" Kamek didn't know what was going on, but he was happy that the work seemed to already be done for him. Now he could go and experiment with some of the Fire Flowers that he had managed to... find in the Mushroom Kingdom on his last visit there. Bowsette just clapped her hands together, looking impressed with Kamek, since she didn't expect to see such fast results this time. She just assigned him the job, and he already got it done. No wonder he was without a doubt one of her best minions, her most trusted adviser, and long time commander of her forces of no good.
"I don't know what's worse, that Bowsette believes him or that he was that lazy to take the freebie." Kiba said with an awkward smile.
Naruto walked up to Bowsette, jumped so that he was sitting on her lap.
"Ok something is wrong here!" Naruto said as he pointed at the screen, "He was not that interested in her, but now he's sitting on her lap?"
"I doubt he really does care for her all of a sudden." Sasuke informed his teammate but tried to think of the reasons Naruto was liking the woman.
"Mind tying my hands up, can't do that myself." Naruto told her with a strange tone. "Nevermind, Kamek, you do it since your hands are smaller, more suited for this kind of stuff." Naruto gestured to his untied hands, and motioned for Kamek to do it. "... Do it." Naruto's tone held no room for argument, so Kamek rushed to get it done. Once the rope was secured, and Naruto was unable to move his hands, he nodded with satisfaction. "Okay Kamek, for this, I won't ask about the Fire Flowers that you have, but don't steal from my Kingdom again. Now, you need to increase security, make sure that Peach has a hard time getting to this tower before... say... 6PM... no, 10PM just to be sure." Naruto gave out his orders for Kamek.
"D-Did he just kidnap himself?" Ino drawled out realizing that he was actually allowing this to happen.
Bowsette had no earthly idea what was happening, even when Kamek looked at her, she just nodded her head to confirm him to do it, even if she was just as confused as he was. She had figured at this point none of this was Kamek's plan, but still, it was... not something she expected today.
"Ah well at least she isn't that dumb." Shikamaru chuckled.
"Very well, I'll do that."
"Good, you're kidnapping yourself... and making it harder for Peach to save you. This isn't like you."
"Good I was right." Ino said with a deadpan manner.
"This is weird for Naruto to allow an enemy or even let himself be captured. I figure his pride would go against it." Sakura giggled at the low blow while her Naruto groaned at her fair assessment.
"I don't know what you're talking about, I was captured by your Goombas... they are a very tricky bunch, you have good troops are your command. I was defenseless to their intimidating stares, and fainted, by the time I woke up they gave me this rope, and told me to present myself to you. Out of sheer fear, I obeyed their commands." Naruto spoke such an untruth, that even Bowsette was able to pick up on it without any help. She had seen him hug a Goomba, no way would he be intimidated by them, nothing was intimidated by Goombas... other than Toads to be fair. He spoke so robotically that this was clearly a rehearsed story.
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"Not buying it." Naruto stated as did the others.
"Even I just feel a bit scared of them, but never faint." Peach said hoping to give the Goomba's a little credit.
She gestured for him to continue.
He didn't.
"... Why did you kidnap yourself?"
"There's the question we want." Shino finally said as he couldn't figure out why his friend did that very action. Why?
"Kidnap myself? I'm shocked, I'm just a meek Prince, I'm not capable of such actions as falsifying my own kidnapping. I'm not suited towards such deception, surely, don't you have faith in your own Troops? After all, they have such a grand and beautiful Queen, no doubt they want to impress her." Naruto's tongue might as well be made of silver, because his words made Bowsette swoon. Her cheeks became red, and she couldn't look him straight in the face, despite the lack of romantic light in which they were spoken.
"...Seriously can we switch our Naruto with that stud?" Ino asked as the others girl slapped her head. "Kidding, but seriously that Naruto can make any woman melt, in more ways than one, with his mouth...and I can't wait to see his tongue-" Before she said more Queen suddenly neck chop her with Golden Experience.
"As royalty, I have never seen such skilled wordplay from Naruto. I fear he might be a great evil should someone take over him." Peach ominously said knowing a fear beings did the same to Bowser and a few others.
She had to slap her own cheeks, ow, her skin was still sensitive!
Something was wrong.
"We noticed!" Choji playfully shouted at the woman who looked back at her crush.
"Last time I kidnapped you, you told me not to kidnap you today because you were going to have a relaxing day to yourself."
"So now she's getting suspicious," Neji noted. Well at least she could've done worse.
"Wouldn't you that the love of your life, suddenly wants to be with you?" Tenten deadpand at her teammate.
"Well, your superb minions went above and beyond their line of duty. Praise them, because I was overwhelmed by their skill and teamwork. I've been kidnapped quite a bit by you and your minions, surely, you aren't complaining that I'm here right now?" Naruto asked her with a raised eyebrow, glancing at her with the first bit of emotion she had seen on his face after kidnapping himself. She didn't know this, but Naruto had made sure that his family knew that he wasn't really kidnapped, and that they weren't supposed to since the Mario Siblings to rescue him until around 5 or so, to make sure that enough time was wasted.
"Someone's being sassy," Sasuke commented.
"And just what's that supposed to mean?" Naruto crossed his arms with a glowered look on his face.
"Well it's good, in the end if you get married to her. At least you can still contribute then let your wife do all the work." Sakura said with a please look.
Bowsette's eyes widened.
"No, as always, I'm extremely happy to see you! You here on my lap is the best part of my day, even my highly sensitive, regrown flesh is nothing but a small trifle when compared to the joy feeling your body on my own. I just know my minions are incompetent." Bowsette loved this, but her suspicions were real, since she had seen how horrible her Goombas were at doing their jobs. She was actually thinking about kicking them out of her army until they could get their act together, and become real threats. Just to prove her point, she wrapped her arms around Naruto and pulled him close, expecting some kind of resistance... but surprisingly meeting none.
"Oh great… she's really that dense and gullible…" Shikamaru deadpanned.
"How the hell did she not pick up on that!?" Choji cried out in shock.
"Again, the love of your life… in your lap… practically tounging your ear to make your on cloud nine." Ino said rubbing her neck, awakening from the neck chop.
"That's… disturbing…" Naruto shuddered.
"But an accurate description." Shino states with a nod.
Weird, he didn't even turn his face away from hers, he just had his eyes closed and seemed to be weighing something on his mind.
"Hey… maybe he really does have budding feelings for her. Bowsette-san isn't all that bad." Lee said as he saw the look in Naruto-sama-kun's face.
Naruto nodded his head.
'I feel bad about this, but this is still better than the alternative.' Naruto thought to himself with another nod.
"Alternative?" Neji said in an odd look at that thought, "What is he… oh, the letter!"
"The letter? What about it?" Rock Lee questioned in confusion.
"Think about it. That letter basically told him to do something for Bowsette, or go with the alternative… which we don't know what that is."
Anything was better than meeting with Princess Daisy on one of his relaxing Saturdays, he would put up with 'kidnapping' if it meant that he wouldn't have to see her one this one day of the week. Bowsette, deciding just to go with it, stood up from her throne with Naruto now thrown over her shoulder.
"Wow, she really must have pissed him off
"What did he do to Princess Daisy?" Hinata questioned Peach, who just had a thinking look.
"I really don't know, I get along with Daisy almost like sisters." She could not figure out a reason for the yellow dress tomboy princess to do to make Naruto angry at her.
"Maybe they dated?" Sakura said as the idea could work but Peach shook her head with a pout.
"No, she wouldn't hurt someone's heart like that!"
"Well then! Why don't we-"
"You have a kitchen, as a show my utter defeat, I'll bake a cake for you."
Bowsette's day just got even better.
"Baking a cake?" Everyone looked at Naruto strangely.
"What? I don't do that kind of stuff!" Naruto waved his hands. "Besides, I don't even like sweets that much!"
"But you do cook." Sasuke pointed out.
"Yeah, only instant ramen, you idiot!"
"Why don't we continue the story," Tenten suggested.
-Much Later-
"Uuuuuuuuh." Bowsette's day was still great, the cake had been delicious, but because of the cake she had been feeling a little sluggish when Peach finally showed up and stomped on top of her head.
"She's gonna need a bottle of antacids…" Shino muttered.
"Oh yeah…" Sakura stated, wondering if prince Naruto knew that Peach would take advantage over Bowsette's sluggish form.
Groaning and rubbing her pained skull, she saw Naruto walking towards her with his hands closed around something. He leaned down to her level, since she was laying flat on the ground.
Didn't he get taken back by Peach already?
Naruto smiled at her.
"Whoa…" The girl's, save Hinata as she couldn't bare to look at the false Naruto, all blushed with a flowery aura around them. That was the literal definition of a prince charming smile…
"Wow… he's a ladies man…" Kiba chuckled as Akamaru barked in agreement.
"I am not!" Naruto shouted in his defense.
"Here you go, take this as my thanks for helping me avoid something really bad..." Naruto opened the palm of her hand, before he placed some painkillers there. Leaning down further, Naruto placed a gentle kiss on her cheek, before standing up and going to walk towards the exit of the castle where Peach was waiting to carry him away, back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Wait a minute, I did WHAT!?" Naruto gawked at what he just read. The painkillers were fine, but the kiss!? THE KISS!?
"AWWWWWW~!" Like last chapter, the girls gushed over how a sweet young prince was slowly falling for the bad yet charming girl. "Naruto marry her!" Ino said with a dazzling bishoujo smile at her comrade.
The guys, including the two Azure members, were just stone faced at the girls all gathering around Naruto to convince to date Bowsette. This was kinda scary in its own right...
"King… what have you done?" Queen asked, ratcheting her head to turn slowly to him.
"Hey I just turned to dust when Thanos snapped, somehow got to the doctor multiple times before coming here, and lost weight because I lost my sense of taste and hunger due to stress! I just got back here!" He said before summon his odd creature, but now it was different, "See? I got a new stand thanks to my trauma!"
"Well maybe if you just-" The maid dress woman sent her finger at her lover and shouted back as the two began to bicker.
"Should we leave them alone?" Naruto asked as soon the two couple summoned their creatures and yellings of 'Muda' and 'Dora' were coming out.
"Yes…" Sasuke deadpanned hiding behind the couch knowing that his leg was disattached when attacking King, his eyes comically rolled to where Tenten was. "Please continue…"
"... All this confusion and pain was worth it." Bowsette swallowed the painkillers, and just smiled with a dreamy expression. This was a strange day for her to be sure, and she still didn't know what Naruto had been trying to avoid today, but... it didn't matter.
"Well despite-" Naruto jump to avoid getting hit with a sink from the fight between the two hosts, "that, I'm glad that she got a nice day."
He came to her castle of his own free will, sat in her lap and let her hug him, baked a cake for her, and he even gave her a kiss on the cheek. Frankly, it didn't matter what his reason was, because all of it was worth the trouble she went through at the end there. She sighed and propped herself up on her elbows, because in the end, she still felt like she had won. Naruto was avoiding something, and instead of going somewhere else, he came to her... that meant that Naruto did not view her as the worst thing in his eyes. If she was not something he hated, then she could work from there, and turn whatever he felt towards her into love.
"I swear, this story gets more unpredictable every chapter." Chouji commented, scratching his head.
"But you have to admit, despite the hectic-" Lee started before he was flung when a pillar smashed into him. And it was King's odd new being who swung it!
"DAMMIT QUEEN HOLD STILL! CRAZY DIAMOND!"
"LEE!" Neji went to the teen shaking him but sighed as the green jumpsuit teen was still fine. "Whoo…"
"I'm okay~~~" Rock Lee groaned with slurred words. "Guy-sensei~~ let's show them our you~th~"
"Yeah, he's out for the rest of the day…" Kiba sighed exasperated.
"Is that a bad thing?" Neji and Tenten said in unison, before watching the two writers suddenly making out. "Well… time to read." The girl said to avoid watching the scene.
She had to be curious though.
"Like us?" Shikamaru said with a chuckle.
This was the first time that she had seen Naruto purposely avoid something.
"Oh right." Hinata said as the others remember too, "Daisy!"
So even Prince Naruto had things that he didn't like to do.
What did she do to Naruto?" Peach wonder aloud worried if her friend and sister figure did something bad to her friend.
Chapter End!
AzureKing: As always who should read next?