"I love you…" Queen stared into King's eyes as he did the same.

"For the love of kami, someone please read!" Sasuke growled at the sight, it was just… too cute to look!

Neji agreed as he went to pick it up, before he saw a white glove moving toward it. He looked forward to seeing it belonged to Peach, she smiled as she meet her gaze with Neji. "May I?" The sweet and kind princess request but for train Shinobi like them it was like an order.

He bowed his head and gesture his hand towards the device, "You may," he stated with a respectable smile as his family teachings were taking over.

"Yay~, thank you!" She said with a smile as the males blushed at her cuteness.

"I SAID READ!" Sasuke demanded as the kissing noises escalated into french kissing!

"R-RIGHT!" The princess said with a scared tone.

-Royal Family Day-

No Bowsette Kidnappings Allowed

No Mario Siblings Allowed

No Princess Daisy Allowed

"Wow, someone's strict on the rules…" Kiba commented.

"Five hundred ryo is Naruto's rules." Sasuke placed three coins of the currency on the table. "Any takers?"

"No/Nope/Not stupid" were the responses as Sasuke simply grab his pocket money and scoff.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaah... this is nice, it's been forever since we did this together." Koopa spoke as she just soaked in the mud with her favorite and only son. This was the one day of the entire year that nothing was allowed in the castle, and it was a holiday that had been announced by Naruto 2 years previously. Celebrated all over the Kingdom, it was a day for families to be together and do the things they loved to do.

"Whoops! CENSOR ON!" Azure King pushing Queen (who was still leaning in with a kissy face) away as he hit a button as Koopa's breasts were about to peak out.

"OH C'MON!" Kiba cried out in protest.

"Even though this story is rated M, we still have standards. Sorry-! MMMH" King was interrupted as Queen suddenly tackled him forcing him to kiss her.

"I doubt what she is planning isn't rated XXX." Sakura deadpanned as saw them just loudly making wet mouth noises.

"What's XXX mean?"

"..." The genin's blushed as Naruto cough.

"Uh, nothing much just to mature to be told."

Bathing in mud from the breasts down was the best way to start a day, even more so this mud that was created using dirt from the Koopa Kingdom and hot springs water from Isle Delfino... imported for multiple reasons to be fair, but this was the best one.

"A mud bath…?" Ino deadpanned with a twitching eyebrow. "Only pigs do that…"

"Ironic that it's you saying that," Sakura snickered.

"WHAT WAS THAT BILL-"

"Sigh Golden Experience…" Queen said breaking the kiss before snapping her fingers as the golden being appeared and finger flick the girls heads. Soon the two girls were just… looking at each other… before they fell forward kissing each other. Queen smirked as she got off her King's warm lap and towards the girl, summoning a camera. "One for me…" She snaps the shot before with golden ally, stripping the girls into a more lewd position. "And one for the internet~! Tee~hee resume please. They are… just slow at the moment."

Despite both of the girls teammates seemingly allow this, they did what the golden girl asked… or rather Azure Queen.

"They are quiet aggressive…" Peach stated with wide eye looked.

A relaxing day was what everyone needed.

"We all need one after this…" The genin stated looking at the two making out royalties/gods.

*CUE FINAL FANTASY X FANFARE*

"That's me…" King said as he looked at his phone, "Queen halt the makeout session, I got a new alert from the boss's creator. I got to read and review…"

"Oh poo, and I was having fun…" Queen pouted before she sighed and ended it just like that. When that happened Sakura and Ino looked at each other… their eyes finally regain their light. Soon they widen to comical proportions, before screaming and backing off from each other.

"Start off." Queen ordered cuddling next to her lover.

"Yes, my queen." Peach bowed her head to her better.

"Feels odd... but pleasant." Naruto mentioned as he leaned into the bubbling mud, because it wasn't just special mud, it was being constantly heated. Unlike Koopa, he had chosen to mostly submerge himself down to the neck. "Sorry for worrying you all the time with those kidnappings." Naruto apologized to her.

"WHOOOO~!" Ino and Sakura girlishly screamed as they saw the body of the prince, while he wasn't ripped like their Naruto, the way he had the perfect build that any prince should have been making them drool over him.

"Damn, he's actually good looking with that bod." Tenten admitted.

"Very… handsome." Hinata said as she blushed at the body of her crush.

Even Peach blushed as she used the tablet to covered her blush when taking a peek at the TV.

He knew his family always worried about him whenever he was taken by Bowsette, it was just the way things were. None of them were strong enough to face against her, and he had his own reasons for why he didn't really like using violence to solve any problem.

Koopa rubbed the top of his head with a wide smile.

She didn't say anything.

"Ooooh, you all started without me... you know just how much I love dipping my roots good mud." Piranha Plant spoke with a smile, walking in absolutely naked... other than the hat that never left the top of her head. Her body hadn't really changed over the years, none of their bodies really had since they continued to stay youthful on the outside. Heck, despite the fact that she was a person of her hobbies, her nipples were still a virgin-pink, and despite how much use her lower region had seen, it seemed only slightly less tight.

"Well at least- OOH~!" Kiba smiled as his nose bleed a little when Queen's GE suddenly punch the TV to show the topless Plant woman. "NIC~E~!" Kiba turn to the viewers crossing his arms to copy a familiar Jojo character!

She didn't get all the way in the mud, instead, she just dipped her feet in and allowed Naruto's head to rest against the inside of her thigh.

"Lucky bastard…" Kiba growled.

"Dude that's his mom!" Tenten said with a look of disappointment, "My mom does the same for me when we got the spa's."

"Uh right sorry, totally forgot." The teen said with a sheepish smile.

"They're feet... you've had feet for years now... call them feet." Koopa argued against the way that Piranha Plant just never seemed to stop referring to herself in plant terms. It was really weird, but it was just a small quirk of her personality, easily forgivable to say the least. "Also, why are you here? Don't you usually go and do your thing before it's your turn... we all know that I spend the first part of the day with Naruto... then Shy Gal, then Goomba, then you... you go last, not first." Koopa had a bigger issue with her being here.

"That's a good question. Why is she there?" Sasuke wondered.

"Maybe she's planning to finally raaaaaap…" Kiba trailed off as he tried to another word for what he was talking about.

"Eh, maybe she could have gotten tired?"

"Ppppppppppppppppppp…"

"Who knows?" Peach said as she knew that the Piranha plants in her world were always hungry and that one BIG one in that vacation was pretty prankster like… wait wasn't that a drawing from Bowser JR?

"What's wrong Princess?" Neji asked.

"Ppppppppppppppppppppppppp"

"Oh no, I just tried to think if some of the plants in my home would do the same thing… what she does."

"Pe…" Kiba said finally as Peach gaze on him was finally averted, "him…"

"Onwards and forwards~!" Peach said with a bright grin.

Naruto spent the day doing the things they wanted to do, but they each had things that they liked to do that were completely different. She liked relaxing spa days, so Naruto started the day by getting a full treatment with her.

"That's sound nice, next big mission like Wave, I'll take my mom out to one." Sakura said as the other girls agree, save for Hinata as she would take her little sister.

Shy Gal never said what she did.

"...Does anyone know if she had any lines so far?" Princess Peach asked not really knowing if the Shy Gal could even speak like the Shy Guys in her kingdom.

She didn't care about what Goomba did, she was the responsible one, she wasn't going to do anything bad.

Funny enough, Piranha Plant's bonding activity with Naruto was-

"Call it- OWWW!" Kiba cried when the girl's, including Peach as she went with the flow, hit him upside his head.

"I'm just here for a moment, taking a breast... I meant break." Piranha Plant did have a small layer of sweat on her. "It's hot outside today, I didn't know you two would be here... I'll just be on my way then. I'm going to take a nap... wake me up when it's my turn." Piranha Plant got her feet out of the mud, and started to walk away.

She was tired.

"I don't want to know." Naruto said as he was pretty sure what made her tired.

"Don't track-!" Naruto was too late to warn her, before she walked into the hallway with mud on her feet still. The Toads worked so hard to keep the castle clean, it was a shame to see their hard work get wasted like that. "Well... guess the Toads need something to do while I'm getting kidnapped." Naruto rubbed the back of his head with a small smile on his face. Koopa looked slightly uncomfortable at the mentioning of kidnapping, but if Naruto wasn't too worried, then she wouldn't make as much of a big deal out of it as she wanted to.

She stuck her mud covered leg out of the mud, and used her big toe to tap his forehead.

"Okay. Now that's just nasty…" Naruto grumbled.

"Some guys would drool over that."

…

…

…

Everyone turn to Shino who just looked alarmed, "I...I was making a joke."

"That's a terrible one, even from you…" Lee deadpanned.

"Wow and Lee is serious." Tenten grinned at the powerful statement she made.

"Hey now, no mentioning that... she treats you well, right?" Koopa asked while trying to make herself seem uncaring.

"Ah the parental 'Trying not to act cool, but acting cool, sthick… mark III'" Kiba said with a grin, his mother trademark that before his dad got scared by her.

"That actually has a name?" Choji raised an eyebrow.

"I doubt it, I bet any guy is too afraid to say otherwise." Shikamaru said as he, Naruto and Choji all saw the brash woman.

"Other than tying me up, or treating me like a doll, she treats me well. I actually feel bad for her in a way." Naruto saw Koopa motion for him to continue. "... she was spoiled as a child, getting whatever she wanted whenever she wanted. She lived a very sheltered life, and the Koopa Kingdom has different standards on child-raising than the Mushroom Kingdom" Naruto didn't excuse her actions as right.

He just understood them.

"That's… honestly sad…" Sakura frowned.

"I do understand." Naruto said slightly clutching his pants leg, maybe this girl was right for him… in that dimension if that Naruto knows that pain.

He understood that she didn't really know the difference, or rather, there was a difference. They had different values of what was right and wrong, because of the conditions they were raised in, and because of the locations they were brought up in.

"You've grown up really well... it seems like just yesterday you were this-" Koopa brought her hands together and made an embarrassingly small size. "-small." With that added, she ducked herself into the mud up to her neck, so that her head was out of the mud.

To think, he used to be such a... prankster of a child.

"AH! He is me!" Naruto smiled as that was something you could never wash away from his-

"MOTHERFUCKER~!"

The readers looked to see Azure King legs bones popping out of his… everywhere actually. "SKU~!"

Before they can asked who, the wall suddenly became gain fiery looking letters that said 'Just making sure he is doing his job."

They all look at King as his legs were being healed by odd golden being that Queen is using, "Nothing, nothing, just a cross-dimensional traveling OP bast-" Azure King said as the bones were finally put back in place, only for them to snap out of place again, and more writing to appear on the wall it said. "Until we get to Boo, you are legless… like a slug..."

"Oh come on~! Just because I don't focus on this!?" King said with a tear eye expression. "Queen get me a wheelchair, and JPP cosplay."

"JP...P?"

"Jean Pierre Polnareff." He said as bowed to Peach, "Apologies resume."

"Y-Yes…" She said looking at King leg's that look normal but most likely still shattered.

-Shy Gal: Later-

What she liked to do to relax was... different.

…

"Okay anyone else afraid?" Shikamaru said as he watched as Queen comb King's hair, now silver colored, upwards.

"I am…" Choji raised his hand.

"Same here." Kiba added, and Akamaru barked in response.

"Yeah, I guess this is an odd one." Naruto was with Shy Gal, the two of them looking at the different types of mushrooms that she had found and collected. She was something of the one that traveled the most on her own. Goomba, normally when she was not with him, just walked around the castle or went and talked to other goombas. Koopa had the most varied amount of things that she did, and she enjoyed trying new things.

Piranha Plant... what she did needed no explanation.

Shy Gal was a mystery to everyone except her son, Naruto, who had been raised most of his life around her odd quirks. While she was quick to jump to bad answers to problems, she was the most intelligent, but she lacked an understanding of what it meant to be social. She used her own body to experiment on seeing what different types of mushrooms did.

"Well that's… cool." Naruto said as he learned about his other self mother's habit.

"How is that cool!?" Sakura snapped.

He snapped at her, "How do you say something like this then?!"

...

"Yes, this is a rare Poison Mushroom... though it is poisonous, the poison isn't deadly... instead it acts like a magic that makes the one who eats it small." Naruto knew what this mushroom was, and it was rarely true, but not unheard of. He was surprised she found one, most people destroyed them or threw them off a cliff when they found them.

"Hmm it seems that he has extensively knowledge on herbology." Shino stated as the confidence from Naruto show how sure he was on the subject.

"I think you and her can make quite the team. Her herbology and your insectology." Lee commented.

"He said Naruto knows it, not the mask girl." Ino said with a frown.

This must be her first time being the one who found it.

She lifted up her mask a little, showing her mouth, and took a bite out of it. She could eat through her mask, but she didn't want to get poison on it. Her body shrank to the point her boobs had shrunk to a flat chest, she lost a foot in height, and overall she became far smaller in general size. Even her clothes changed size to match thanks to the magic.

"She turned into a loli!" Sakura and Ino cried out.

"Aren't loli's smaller? Like Hinata's sister?" The dog lover said to the loud girls as he patted Akumaru when he fell asleep on his lap.

"W-Well… when you put it that way…" Hinata mumbled.

She took out a notepad from her sleeve, and a purple crayon before she started to draw a picture of the Poison Mushroom, and gave a description to what it did. She took out a Super Mushroom and shoved it into her mouth, like magic he body grew back to it's normal size, and she nodded her head.

...

"Oh, that one is a Weird Mushroom."

...?

"Weird Mushroom?"

"Princess Peach?" Neji looked to her for an answer.

"Back home, The Mushroom kingdom has an ambident of mushrooms that create effects on people depending on what it does. Weird Mushrooms make the user weaker form than what they are." The princess said taking a break from reading to speak to the others. "While Super Mushroom makes you stronger."

"Not a Mushroom that is weird, a Weird Mushroom has the same effect as a Super Mushroom, but using it also makes you lose all unneeded weight." Naruto mentioned to her when she asked him why it was weird. In theory, eating a Poison Mushroom and then a Weird Mushroom would be a permanent weight loss trick for those who have obesity issues, but it was an untested theory since nobody wanted to become that fat, just on a theory that they could lose all the weight. He didn't know much more about illegal Mushroom experimentation, since they were tricky items.

...!

"Is it weird I can see her being excited?!=" Lee stated before watching the red robe woman suddenly push a mushroom into his mouth.

"Gack!?" Naruto was forced to take a smaller, less developed form when she forced part of the Poison Mushroom in his mouth. Naruto looked at his smaller, possibly 13 or so, year old form with some disdain. "... I hated being this short..." Naruto really didn't like his younger years before he was fully grown. He had always been short until he reached 17 and got a growth spurt, and now as an adult he was nearly 6 feet tall, just an inch shy.

"He's a shota!" Sakura and Ino cried out again.

"He's cute…" Hinata muttered with a small blush, before wondering if she can keep in contact with Azure Queen to send her those mushrooms when she and Naruto get married. It might keep some ideas she wanted to try out.

Shy Gal offered him the Weird Shroom.

...

"It won't affect me, I'm really athletic, so I don't have a lot of fat on me." Naruto grabbed the Super Shroom and returned back to his adult form. He was lucky that Piranha Plant wasn't around, or she would have hugged him into her chest before he could resist her.

"Death by boobs...what a way to go- UGH!" Kiba suddenly was kissing the floor when Golden Experience punch his head.

"Shut up, you're ruining this segway." Queen stated as she resume kissing her king.

...:(

"Pouting at me won't change anything." Naruto told her, despite her face not being visible, her aura showed that she was pouting at him. She shrugged and admitted defeat, before she started got down on all fours and started to pick through the different mushrooms. "Wait... you're showing." Naruto lowered the back of her jacket over her butt, which was showing. It won't do for a Toad or Goomba to walk by, and see her like that.

"Who doesn't wear panties?!" The girl screamed also covering the panty shot of the TV screen was showing.

Then again, she might not care?

"Best mom ever…" Kiba whispered inside his little hole that his head was in the ground.

-Goomba: Later-

"I knew this was a bad idea."

Yoshis and Goombas had a bad relationship, as in, it was bad for Goombas that tried to be around Yoshis. Yoshis loved eating Koopas and Goombas a lot, though not in a harmful way, just a disgusting way.

Currently, Naruto was standing in front of a Goomba (the person) sized egg as it cracked, before splitting open. Goomba flopped onto the ground, covered from head to toe in egg fluids.

"Okay now that's just nasty." Tenten blanched.

"How could those cute dinosaurs do something that awful?" Sakura asked, feeling rather disappointed.

"Well most are like animals, some can't help it. Mario's yoshi is a smart cookie as it protects him since he was a baby from what he told me. So it wasn't that strange to see in the mushroom kingdom." Peach said with a smile like usual, although she was interested on how this Girl Goomba was being treated like a regular one.

You see, there was a difference between when a Yoshi laid an Egg for breeding, when it ate something for nutrients, or when it ate something in order to trap it in an egg. With Naruto standing around, it wasn't going to eat Goomba for nutrients or to try and create a new Yoshi. Goomba always wanted to ride a Yoshi, but whenever she got too close... the results were always the same.

"That's interesting...and kinda gross." Tenten said with a nod while also a little green, but soon a smile came as it was almost a gag worthy idea to see Goomba constantly getting eaten like that.

"Gross... but I guess worth it... I rode it that time." Goomba spoke with her face set in a neutral look.

It wasn't that much fun.

Okay, she was lying, riding on a Yoshi's back was amazing, and she loved it. She was just frustrated that she couldn't do it without Naruto around to stop her from being eaten in a more dangerous way. She didn't seem sad on the outside, but Naruto could feel it. Going towards her, he leaned down and put his head between her legs, before he hoisted her up onto his shoulders so that she was riding on top of him.

"Heh...I always wanted to do that when I get kids." Ino said with a kind smile

She pat the top of his head as they started their walk back to the castle, no more words needing to be said.

-Piranha Plant-

Not sex.

"BULLSHIT!" Kiba yelled out.

Surprisingly, despite having no issues with the idea of incest, or just any real sexual inhibitions in general, the thing she wanted to do wasn't sexual in nature. Actually, it was something extremely tame in comparison. Thanks to the type of body she had, everything she did was a little sexual, but it only looked that way because of how she flaunted her looks. At the moment though, nothing sexual in nature was happening.

"So what does a sexy and nympho plant girl do normally?" Sakura said with a curious look, as it was the million ryo question.

The woman who couldn't go a month without having sex with {Insert Moderately Large Number Here} ("HA!" Cue Kiba laughing at said number) of men, and did actually try to have sex with her son on a regular basis... was just relaxing with said son. Naruto knew of her sexual nature, and while he knew about it, even he didn't know the exact number. He didn't really care though to be honest.

"SHE STILL TRIES TO SLEEP WITH HIM~!?" Most of the genin screamed out as Peach was blushing too hard to respond.

He was having fun right now.

"Oh! I know what it is!" Naruto said with a smile.

"Who is a good Piranha Plant... not you Mommy, these ones." Naruto said as he watered the garden's Piranha Plants with Piranha Plant. This was perhaps the only real nonsexual thing she did, other than try and protect him. She loved taking care of Piranha Plants, watering them, talking to them about her exploits, and trying to figure out how to make them like her. That way they could experience the kind of life that she was living, not the life of royalty, but the life of being free.

Sakura bonk her fist into her open hand at the sudden reminder, "That's right! You like gardening."

Kiba looked at the blonde, "You really do?"

The blonde nodded as he spoke, "Everyone needs a hobby."

"Not judging, its cool man." Kiba announced as he had no problems, in fact it was a intresting hobby to hear from Naruto.

Freedom, because able to walk on her own two feet, not bound to the dirt, but able to travel where she wanted to. Being able to have relationships not based on fear, be they sexual or not.

"That seems kinda… reasonable and explains her needless want for sex." Sasuke stated with a nod as he would consider that a real reason on why she so ok with being herself.

*CRASH*

"If you thought a silly sign was going to-"

"... Today is a special day, and I never advocate for violence... Piranha Plants..." Naruto snapped his fingers, and all 200 of the Piranha Plants in the garden turned their heads towards Bowsette. She looked around at them, and mentally weighed her options as fireballs started to gather in their open mouths.

"... I'll be back tomorrow."

"Wow. Now that's what I call an army." Kiba blinked, before nudging to Naruto. "Try not to take over the world haha."

"That is a scary thought, as those plants are quite dangerous in my land." Peach paled comically, all the color being flushed from her body, at the thought of being surrounded by those carnivorous plants.

"See you tomorrow then... don't come until at least noon though, I have some early morning meetings I shouldn't miss." Naruto told her as she got back in her flying ride, and flew off before the piranha plants open fired at her. Piranha Plant looked towards Naruto, before she smiled and nodded her head.

"So she at least can be forced to leave if you have enough fire power." Shino stated the obvious as the sight of Bowsette quickly running back to her flying machine was funny to see.

"So... you work really hard, have you ever thought of taking a vacation?" Piranha Plant asked him with a motherly, shocker, smile.

"She has a nice smile." Naruto said happy to see such a face on his counterpart's mother, but frown as a small ping of jealous came from it.

"No time right now... maybe this Summer though. I have some business in the Bean Bean Kingdom, but after that... maybe a trip to Isle Delfino with all of you... my adviser, a few toads... and maybe Peach?" Naruto mentioned thoughtfully. His hardest working Toads, his personal Adviser, his heroine, and his mothers would be great to go to such a luxurious place together with. As a way for him to thank all of them for what they do for him, and how they help make his life easier.

"Does those Kingdom exist at your dimension Peach-hime?" Hinata asked as she got a nod from the blonde female princess.

"Yes, although the trips were sadly...chaotic so it was under less than ideal times." The woman smiled sadly started with an awkward smile on her kind face.

It would be nice to get away from all the trouble for some time.

"Alright!"

The readers turn to see Azure King, now wearing a new outfit to work with his shattered legs, "Now time for a break..."

CRACK~!

Suddenly more writing appear on the wall, "Work on the next chapter so we can move this story along for this and the original one."

"I GOT IT!" King said as he looked at his broken left arm. "Jerk…"

Chapter End!