AK: Hopr you all enjoy a new chapter.
Everyone watched as the door opens to show two males, One of them Azure King and a new one being man handled by...Naruto? This one was wearing an orange open jacket that show its metal armor chest and other armor around his body. Although he had a blank look he was almost...actually he outclass any of the females on how his beauty stun any gender. "Okay, okay! Sir let me go I'm off my break!" Azure King said before he was put down and looked at his friend. "You ok there Fen?"
"Yeah… I'm cool… ugh…" Fen groaned.
"Fen?" Azure Queen looked over from her couch to see a person, before looking at the other ninja's looking at her for an explanation. "He's a friend of ours, same world."
"Heya." he waved weakly.
"Hey back, why are you here?" Queen asked as the other Naruto lifted his hands as fire spontaneously combusted to show the words.
Saw King in a cafe talking with this guy and dragged him back… he is expendable.
"I was on my break! And you interrupted me from watching the trailer for RWBY Vol. 7!"
"OKAY! WAIT, WHO IS THAT SHOTA NARUTO?!" Kiba pointed at the runt only to get an almost Meliodas deadpan stare… it was still cute.
"Oh that's our boss, Silent King of the Underworld Naruto." Azure King said standing up gesturing the godly being. "He is like a time-traveling, dimensional hopping dic-"
CRACK~!
"Shit, I was kidding!" King screamed with a painful smile as his legs were snap once more.
"Oh boy…" Fen sweat dropped. "Anyways, what's this reading thing I kept hearing about?"
"Shhh!" Queen grab the new idiot of the team into a headlock, "We can't talk about it!"
SKU Naruto lifted a piece of paper, that Queen given to him, "Huh? Huh… hm… uh-huh…" Fen nodded. "Well, okay. I guess I can start this off." The godly being nodded before leaving as if he was never there. With that the newest member looked and noticed something, "Is that Princess-?"
"Read." King said as he somehow lifted himself onto the couch.
"Alright, alright. I'm going."
"Aaaaaaah... this... is a nice... relaxing... soak... the Koopalings better not mess with my Kingdom while I'm on vacation." Bowsette stated as she laid back and relaxed in the hot springs of Isle Delfino's volcano. A large tub made just for her when the people learned that she was coming to their island for her family vacation. After the stressful few weeks that she had been having, she really needed it.
"Is that tub in outer space?" Sasuke said astonished at the night sky that was outside the tub of the dragon princess/queen.
"Everyone knows you can't breathe in space! There's no oxygen!" Lee panicked.
"Everyone knows how babies are made." Tenten deadpan reminding her teammate the useless facts of different worlds being different.
Just a nice, long, relaxing soak was needed.
A nice long soak with her daughter.
"D-Did she…" Ino said slowly making a shock face, then a smile...and repeated the process as Fen countiuned reading.
Yes, daughter.
"Mama, tell me more about Papa Naruto."
"WAIT WHAT!?" Naruto gawked. "I have a daughter!?"
"Oho~ now this is interesting." Fen chuckled with amusement. "How did you do it, kid?"
"Hold up." King said passing his friend and also the female of the authors some shields. "Just in case-"
"KYAAAAAAA~!" The girls, excluding Peach, scream in joy as they surrounded Naruto and hugged him.
"WE KNEW YOU CHOSE HER!" They cheered in happiness to see the Prince Naruto finally be with Bowsette.
"GET OFF OF ME!" Naruto wailed out.
"Well I'll be. He actually hit it off." Kiba snickered.
Peach however was the only one not sharing the happiness, "Uhh… actually… we have a problem. That isn't Naruto daughter… in the traditional- YOUR traditional sense."
"WHAT!?" the girls shouted in surprise.
"I'm… not the father?" Naruto blinked.
"You… are, but not the way you imagine." She said with small blushed before looking kindly to the reader. "Sir Fen please read onwards."
Bowsette Jr, her daughter, her one and only daughter. Several months previously, she had applied with the magical baby island in order for a Stork to bring her a Koopa child of her own, with her own DNA. Bowsette Jr was a perfect replica of herself, down to almost every last detail. Standing at close to 3'11" in height, the average height for a very young Koopa (since her kind were quite mature even when they were new to the world), with all of the same looks in general as her.
"Wait, so they actually used the whole stork story?" Fen deadpanned. "Unbelievable…"
"WAIT… so that means, they have to have sex to make a kid?!" Kiba cried before slumping back to his seat, "Aw man, I feel so bad for that Naruto, no fun in making the kid?"
"This is so wrong in so many ways!" Naruto blushed heavily.
Just... smaller... and instead of a dress, she wore a simple black skirt, and a white bandana with a graffiti mouth on it. A cute little tail and a cute little spiked shell, and she wore regular sweatbands in black around her wrists and neck, instead of spiked chokers.
"The resemblance is uncanny." Lee said, putting a hand on his chin.
"Ya think?" Everyone else deadpanned.
"Aww she's so cute." Sakura gushed at the little dragon princess.
"Too bad, it's not actually Naruto's kid." Ino pouted.
"Kids…" King rolled his eyes at the teen's little romances overriding common sense.
"... Papa... is... just the best. The first time I met him, he captivated me from the start... he's kind, loving, and an amazing prince to his people. Your Papa is amazing." Bowsette stated with a wide grin on her face. She sighed and laid the back of her head against the large water basin they were in, though Bowsette Jr's. feet were the only thing that she was soaking at the moment.
The girls all gushed at the romantic declaration of love that Bowsette was telling her daughter about her love. While Naruto just blushed red hearing such kind words from a woman who is in love with him… his alternate self.
Peach however felt a bit...unhappy hearing that before moving a bit more to Naruto. Unsure why she felt that odd feeling.
She could swim, she just didn't want to get her new paint brush wet... a very large paintbrush that was taller than she was.
"Ah~" The princess stated with a smile, "That's a blast from the past…" She rhymed with a soft giggle, it was fun to act normal than a proper princess all the time.
"... and Peach-"
"I'll crush Peach into dust for always getting in the way!" Bowsette roared out as she slammed her hand against the side of the bath and cracked the stone side.
"Wow, that took a complete 180…" Tenten blinked.
Peach nodded dumbly, not really used to being the object of hate as she was always loved. While Bowser was an obsessive kind, Mario normal one, and many more, it was kinda a sad feeling that Bowsette hated her that much.
However Naruto saw this and moved closer to her, "Hey… it's okay, I'm not really well liked, so it's not a good feeling, but you got us." He said trying to cheer her up in a respectful manner, but also as someone who felt what she is feeling.
Her eyes went from blue to burning red for a second as flames poured out of her mouth, before she calmed herself down and wiped the spit from her lips. "Peach is a horrible, bad woman, and she always takes Naruto away from me! Papa would be with us right now, but he was... kidnapped by the plumber Peach." Bowsette looked away from Bowsette Jr when she said that, since she knew that the lie would be detectable in her eyes.
Naruto was about to say something to peach until he looked down and saw her hand clutched his own, so he just flip his hand over and lock fingers with hers. Giving it a slight squeeze that made her also return it, the blonde smiled to see her smile return and return his eyes to the scene.
"Five bucks says she'll want him to come back home with her." King told the newest arrival holding his wallet to him.
"I'm not taking that bet…" Fen deadpanned.
She had... yet to introduce Naruto to her daughter, since she herself had only been a mother for awhile now. She wanted to introduce them, but she had wanted Bowsette Jr to get some base values that were important to being Koopa Royalty before she met with Naruto. Instilling those important values of power and conquest were important factors that helped develop a young koopa into a proper adult one day, and if she had introduced them before those values took hold, then Naruto might not approve of the lessons.
"Ha Naruto is a deadbeat dad- GAH~!" Kiba cried out when a quick strike in his ribs caused him to suck in his words. "Who did that?!" Somehow everyone didn't notice Hinata who was blushing for attacking her teammate like that.
"Crush Peach... is Peach strong?" Bowsette Jr asked as she held onto her paintbrush tightly, with narrowing eyes.
"Oh boy…" Kiba muttered.
"This promises violence, for sure." Shikamaru agreed.
"She nevers fights fairs, I would have crushed her a thousand times over, if only she fought me in a fair way. She is a bully... if you want to fight her, you've got to outsmart her." Bowsette growled out as she flexed each of her fingers. She started to grow in size as her rage took hold of her, becoming larger and larger, before she let out a calming breath and returned to her usual 9'3" size, and let loose a sigh. "They are here on the island now... but-" Bowsette was interrupted when Bowsette Jr jumped into the water and splashed her face.
"Is she drowning!?" Lee panicked.
"I think the splashing is considered drowning." Sasuke sighed at the stronger ninja idiocy.
She sank below the surface of the water, only her tail out of the water, before she popped up with just her head and part of her tail.
"Then, I will rescue Papa Naruto... Peach should be in jail soon enough. I've made sure of that myself!" Bowsette Jr stated with a wide, sharp toothed, smile.
"Wow that girl is gutsy, I'll give her that." Choji commented.
"Yeah girl, bring your parents together!" Ino shouted with the others also joining her ideals.
"But how exactly will she do that?" Sakura wondered.
Bowsette blinked.
"Ahahahahaha! That's my kiddo!" Bowsette laughed loudly as she rubbed the top of her daughter's head. She didn't know when her daughter escaped her line of sight (not that she ever kept an eye on her child anyway), but she was amused to hear this. She had just assumed that her child was terrorizing the locals with pranks or something, letting a young Koopa go around and do what they wanted, that was how they learned and grew stronger. "You're a chip off the old block! Also, where did you get that paintbrush?" Bowsette asked with a tilted head, having not seen her daughter with that before the trip.
"Dear god its like Bowsette Jr. is the Naruto we know!" Kiba shouted, as this blonde is energetic, no sense of morality (for her fun), and lastly the pranking habits.
"Hey! I'm not that bad!"
"We beg to differ." They all said, making Naruto flinch.
"A strange old man in a white coat gave it to me..."
'Sounds like Professor E. Gadd... and it has that mad scientists symbol on it... oh well, whatever... Jr seems to like it.' Bowsette closed her eyes and relaxed in the water, sinking down to her chin in it.
"Who's Professor E. Gadd?" Naruto furrowed his brow in confusion.
Peach lifted her free hand to explain this, "He is a genius professor, Dr. Gadd is a ghost expe-HURTS~!?" She shouted as the princess turned to see Naruto turn white at the mention of ghosts. But instead of letting go she gave him a painful smile, "I-It's okay, Naruto, they're aren't any ghost-Hmmm~! Here…" She squeaked out as she felt a small grip before it lessen.
"And what exactly does he do?" Neji asked.
"Oh this and that…" Peach said weakly not trying to say the G word incase of her poor dainty hand being crushed into fine powder.
The girls nodded before inwardly squealing on their Naruto being cutest with Peach, YAY DOUBLE PAIRINGS~!
She started to breathe small amounts of fire into the water, the fire came out as super hot bubbles instead, and superheated the water around her so that it was more like what she was used to.
"I used my Shadow Peach trick to make him think I was Peach, and he just gave it to me, such a dumb old genius!"
"Wait, so she made the Shadow Peach!?" Naruto gawked.
"Yes that one of E. Gadd's odd creations, but I never said it again though." Peach stated often seeing Bowser Jr using other stuff besides that item. "Including...Mario's little toy too."
"Ahahahaha!" Bowsette laughed as she floated on her back moments later, laughing up a storm as she imagined Gadd falling for such a little trick, then again his eyes weren't that great. She had kidnapped him a few times to build machines for her, machines that were destroyed by Peach, and Mario/Luigi on occasions. Her Koopa Clown Car was an E. Gadd forced invention, since she forced him to build it for her... and then build more for the Koopalings, and she was going to have one built for Bowsette Jr.
"Huh...that explains how she got it." Peach muttered always wondering how she got that vehicle as the Todd's and a few others are the only ones who can make items like those in a quick notice.
Bowsette Jr smiled widely when she heard her mother's laugh, before she jumped from the water and landed on the stone siding. She took her bandana around her neck, and moved it over her mouth, her form shape-shifting into a watery/shadowy version of Peach.
"So its almost like a genjutsu." Hinata said as her teammates knew first had by their teacher that genjutsus are pretty scary way to battle against unless you know how to dispel them.
She had a Papa to get.
"Ahh I hope Prince will be with them~!" Tenten smiled with a warm feeling to see such a sweet daughter trying to be with father.
"Ahhhhh~ I'm parched." Fen sighed, taking a water bottle to drink. "Queen, mind finishing this up? I gotta grab some take out for dinner."
"Can't, we got to finish this otherwise SKU might break your legs. And funny as that, I can only deal with one cripple guy." She pointed to King whose legs suddenly snap!
"SERIOUSLY!? I just said I would lick SKU!"
Everyone looked at the writer with odd looks before Fen continue...
-With Naruto-
"Achoo!"
"Are you okay Prince Naruto?" Toadsworth asked as the two of them waited together for Peach to be released from jail so that she could start to clean the goo from the island. When they arrived on the island, they had right away been met with a large, inky creature resembling a Piranha Plant. Peach had found a water machine, jet-pack object, that helped her to clean up the creature.
"Geez, that must've taken forever for her to clean…" Kiba muttered.
"Actually not really some water and it comes clear off." Peach said remember doing her own little studies to see how she could help Naruto. Although her little side project was over when she was kidnapped by Jr.
Then... she had been taken to jail, and though Naruto tried to defend her, it was a hard case when they had eye witnesses that stated Peach did it. Naruto was royalty, but he had no control over Isle Delfino since it wasn't part of the Mushroom Kingdom. Thankfully, she had managed to reduce the sentence from death to community service.
"Da~haha~mn!" Kiba shouted as Prince Naruto must have upgraded his tongue into gold to get that deal.
"... The Shine Spites... the sunshine is so weak now here... this place seems so sad. I hope Peach can help this place." Naruto stated as he stood next to his Toads, who he was having to keep away from goo, since they wanted to touch it. Naruto took a deep breath, before he sighed to himself.
"Even on vacation he still protects his subjects...and his subjects keep being dumbasses." Tenten deadpan as her teammates agreed...well not Rock Lee as he only again to the former and not the latter.
What a start to a vacation.
Also, where were his mothers?"
"Wait where are they?" Naruto said as he wonder what happen to them.
"Wait for the next chapter," Fen said. "And with that, I need to buy take out."
BOOM~!
Everyone watched as SKU Naruto enter the room... Forgot that I left the idiot here, the words appeared before snapping his fingers.
POP~!
Fen vanished as the tablet was smashed, "Aw man… you know how long this takes me to fix it?" Queen shouted at the godly being who blink at the sudden yelling from the usual calm one. "Fucking prick… gonna… slap…" She mutters as Azure Queen headed to the table and started to work on the broken device.
"How come you're not breaking her legs?" King ask his boss who shrugs. She is cool and I like breaking your bones was all that the words said as King smiled. "You lo~ve m-gah?"
SKU gave the most ghostly of ghost smiles as he made King tongue elongate as he tried to speak… before looking at the others in the group. And nod as he left with the words burning in the wall, The next words are going to be Stats so Queen can fix the tablet for the next chapter. Have fun and take some time off.
CHAPTER END
AK: Hope you all like we're getting close to the new best girl hahaha. Please review and check the original this reading is...well reading enjoy.