Disclaimer: First Chapter
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King watched as a portal opened above him and Fen fell from it, "...I thought SKU Naruto kicked your ass out?" He said as the other shinobi circle around him to stare at him.
"NOPE!" Fen denied. "Oh, and I go by a different pen name now."
"Man, I hope pausing them with GER didn't cause any side effects." Queen said, pointing to the Konoha shinobi. "And a new pen name?"
"Yep. I go by Kamen Rider Duelist now! But you guys can still call me Fen! You and King are two of many besties~! And my besties get to call me that! Plus I was on a two months trip to the Philippines! I rea~lly needed that!"
"Oh right that's why SKU sent you back to our home...man when I want to show my affection by licking him, he ties up my tongue." King said as everyone took one comical step back, save for Queen.
"Uh… what?" Fen blinked.
"He likes traps." She shrugged as King blushed, flailing his arms around.
"...I won't judge." Fen said, turning around. "Anyways, Naruto, don't you have a story to read to the rest of us?"
"Right, uh who's next…" Naruto asked looking around the area, "It was me, Hinata, then…"
"Lee, me, Neji...kinda, Tenten, Peach-hime, Kiba, then Fen…" Sasuke listed out then pointed to the remaining members. "So Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, and… King and Queen."
"Jan-ken-po between Ino-Shika-Cho!" Lee suggested.
"I'll take it, there's one who has enough male stupidity." Sakura started taking the tablet from King, "Ahem~!"
King then looked at the readers, "BTDUBS~ We're skipping the bios~"
He had to admit, the graffiti-like paint everywhere was kind of pretty in it's own right, in how vibrant some of the colors were. There were some beautiful mixes of colors, and then there were the still very vibrant brown shades as well. The colors all looked rather pleasing to the eye, and it didn't give off a horrible stench either that one would expect. It didn't smell good, but it didn't smell bad either.
"It does rather good artwork." Neji admitted as he did see some genius in the works.
"Prince, surely, you would still prefer relaxing. Despite the state of Delfino Isle, you're still on vacation."
Naruto mostly ignored Toadsworth as he looked over the papers that he had with him. He had a pen in hand, and was signing some things. He didn't have a ton of work with him, and the work he did have was not for his own Kingdom.
"Man, he's a workaholic." Choji said opening a new bag of chips courtesy from Fen, "Thanks for the food man~"
"These are from the Philippines! They're really good,"
"Bowsette has a low reading level, and her political negotiations are abysmal to say the least. I'm doing something for her Kingdom, to open up a little tourism for her I am plotting a few racing tracks that will go through some of her unused castles." Naruto had a detailed map of several of her castles, and he was plotting a racing track on them. He was making adjustments that he would give to Kamek, so that he would be able to make the adjustments to the castles in order to make them themed racing tracks instead of usable castles.
"Wait, hold on, since when was real estate a thing in this story?" Ino asked incredulously.
"Everything is real estate!" Queen screamed out. "But damn who knew Bowsette sucks at reading…"
"Called i~t" Tenten shouted from behind once more.
"Let's keep reading." Shikamaru groaned. "Before my head hurts."
"Bo-bowsette!?"
"She isn't here, seriously, once you get passed her personality flaws, her horrible eating habits, and her utter lack of royal aura... she isn't that bad to be around. Once I get the racing set up, I do plan on allowing her to participate. I even sent invitations to Peach's brothers, and several others who could please a crowd." Naruto explained with a cheeky grin that slipped through. He planned on televising all of the races, so that everyone could enjoy them and participate in some light gambling (within restrictions, to prevent his Toads from getting gambling addictions). He already had several casinos through-out his kingdom, but his Toads didn't often visit them.
"AWWW~!" The girls cried out holding… Prince Naruto and Bowsette fans, banners, and… are those T-Shirts?
"When did they?" Queen asked as she was sure as possible that she paused them for months.
"It's best not to question it." Fen said, placing a hand on her shoulder.
They were usually visited by Koopas and Goombas, with some Shy Guys.
"Shy guys playing Poker… must be hard to tell when they're bluffing." Koba joked as his teammates just shook their heads at his bad joke.
"Still... you can't expect her to-"
"Toadsworth, I won't hear another word on the subject. Let me remind you, this isn't a democracy, I am your ruler. You are my advisor, true, but in the end it is on me to make the final choices on all things concerning my Kingdom." Naruto glanced at Toadsworth, who could sometimes forget his place. He was extremely caring, and he was somebody that Naruto respected greatly, who would always have his opinion valued.
"Wow, shot down…" Kiba said wide-eyed with Akamaru barking in agreement.
"At least he takes his opinions into consideration." Hinata noted.
"Toadsworth is… a bit overprotective of me and with Naruto being a very good ruler. I believe him trying to remind him of the possible consequences." The Princess stated as the other heirs and heiress nodding to that understanding.
Still, Naruto valuing his wealth of experience didn't matter, when he knew for a fact that Bowsette would be a little less likely to conquer other Kingdoms for riches if her own Kingdom was pulling in tourism. She didn't have a mind for it, she was a total idiot, so he had taken it upon himself to contact Kamek and work on her Kingdom behind her back.
"Man I feel so bad for him…" Naruto complained, "Doing his own work on top of Bowsette-chan's?"
"Well, can ya blame yourself?" Choji retorted.
"It seems that the dobe would always try to do too much, but at least the Prince actually has the skills to do it." The Uchiha smirked as Naruto stuck his tongue at him.
"BWwwwwuuuuuuh!"
A small jellyfish-like creature filled with goo crawled towards them, before it tensed up and jumped towards them. Shy Gal jumped in front of the gooey creature, and it splattered all over her, covering parts of her in goo. Peach was currently doing battle against a giant, gooey imitation of a piranha plant, and one of these little helper creatures must have broken off from the pack and tried to attack them. Shy Gal had taken the blow for them, and she landed in the sand, turning her head to look at Naruto, she sent him a thumbs up that was barely visible from under her sleeves.
"Ewwww, what is that slimy thing?" Ino shuddered in disgust.
"Oh, that's a Goop." Peach said as King paused the screen to pull up another screen, it showed the jellyfish being, "They're sentient creatures formed from the graffiti from Bowsette Jr's brush. Although causing physical harm like stepping on them can work, it would be better and more efficient to use water to wash away the leftover paint."
"Using artwork as way to fight, sounds dumb." Naruto bluntly stated as the writers held small smirks knowing what will happen in the future.
He gave her a thumbs up back.
"At least he trusts his mother's word." Ino said knowing that it was hard for her dad to trust her word on things until she became a Genin, she was a daddy's girl and having an overprotective dad was good and bad on some days.
"Wow... you know, you get so used to seeing our own slutty Piranha Plant, that you sometimes forget other types exist. Peach seems to be having... a rough time working on the cleaning." Koopa walked down the steps and got onto the beach, looking at everything that was going on. The mini-boss like monster seemed to ignore everything but Peach, and most of the tiny goops seemed to ignore most of them.
"Hmm it seems Bowsette's Jr's Goop is making trouble for Peach as it seem to happen back in my world." Peach stated remembering that despite the trouble and chaos Bowsette J- Bowser Jr did, it wasn't really physical harm just pranking with slight public destruction.
"Where is Mommy?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow. He hadn't seen her all day.
Actually, where was Goomba for that matter, usually these days she didn't go too far away from him. She would stay somewhere in the background, but she kept her eye on him for fear that he would get kidnapped.
"Huh, so Koopa and Shy Gal are there. Where is Goomba?" Sakura stated as Hinata looked at her.
"What about P-"
"Getting laid…" The rest of the genin said in monotone unison.
"Eating... and not in her usual way. She found a fruit stand, and she is pigging out. The fruit here is super juicy." Koopa stated, with a cool tone. She just watched as Peach used her water jetpack to fight off the monster. She sprayed it in it's mouth, and it seemed to suffer from swallowing the water. "Oooooh... you know, I'm not a fan of Peach's way of dealing with creatures. I think I saw her stomp on a regular koopa's head." Koopa said with a shiver, remembering the days when she had an actual shell.
"Geez, what's Peach's problem?" Tenten huffed.
"Well Mario in my world… often knocks out Goomba's by doing so. He even had Steel Toe Boots on special ones too stubborn to lose." Peach said remembering that she and Mario took a trip to… an odd land that seemed to only make her remember it like some kind of 2-D pop-up world. "Or was it a Hammer?" She trailed off as that whole adventure was a trip and half to remember.
"I don't know, but-" Naruto then suddenly sniffed the air. "Hey, who's cooking!?"
Everyone turned to see Fen had pulled out a grill that already had food on it and he and Choji were grilling chicken teriyaki and vegetables.
"What? I'm hungry." Choji said.
"Don't worry guys, I got plenty." Fen said, showing various amounts of fresh ingredients in plastic containers.
"Ignore the hungry idiots." King replied before turning his head to watch the screen, "Proceed."
"Glad Choji made a friend." Shikamaru said with a soft look knowing it was hard for Choji to make a friend beside the usual gang, as many would just insult or joke about his weight.
"Her usual way?" Toadsworth never paid much attention to the mothers.
"She sticks her feet in water, and drinks up nutrients. She rarely uses her mouth to eat, but she has never been to Isle Delfino." Koopa spoke as she winced upon seeing the monster resembling a piranha plant get destroyed. At the goo that made up the monster started to vanish, and she nudged Naruto with her foot as she started to lay down in the sand. "You know, this goo stuff isn't that bad... might be good for the skin." Koopa took the good with the bad on this vacation.
…
"So he has a mother who was a plant and gets laid, and has a mother who was a little sidewalking...troll(?) and now can absorb water like plants?" Sakura said clutching her head from the impending headache approaching.
"I'm so confused~!" Ino cried out, holding her head too as her eyes became swirls.
"I… also didn't know that they could do that." Peach said, trying to sound optimistic about the new info.
Naruto just hummed as he finished plotting out the first track, and started to plot out the second one, ignoring the statue rising up from the goo behind him.
"Dude work on that later!" Fen yelled as Naruto smiled at his counterpart.
"Guess he works all he has into his work, like me!" He said with a large smile before Sakura smacked his head from behind.
"And we had to stop you from getting blown up when walking a bunch of dogs into the a freakin' mind field!" She said making her teammate depressed at the reminder.
"This land here could be used as a golf course... it's in the perfect spot, and there is no natural function for this land due to the terrain itself." Naruto looked at the map and circled it, labelling it for a future golf course.
Shadow Peach appeared on top of the statue, looking down at Naruto.
"Uhh… not good." Tenten pointed out the figure as Peach nodded… who was the one hiding behind a disguise in the shape of… Plumber Peach.
"It's you, the one who framed me!" Peach shouted as she got ready to battle her copy. Naruto glanced up when he heard that shout, turning around to see Shadow Peach on top of the statue. Naruto blinked in surprise, the thing he saw in the video being confirmed to be true now.
"No shit Sherlock- OW!" Kiba shouted when Ino pulled on his ear for his crude words.
"Language you idiot!" Ino scolded.
"So Peach didn't actually do it!?"
"Are they really that dumb?" Shikamaru said tired but serious voice
"To quote Fen-san, it's best not to question it." Shino shook his head.
"Just how low is your opinion of her family?" Naruto asked Koopa, who seemed shocked by the fact Peach was actually innocent. Naruto turned and saw Shadow Peach jump off of the statue, and land feet away from him. "Oh... here we go again." Naruto stated with dull eyes when he was picked up and thrown over Shadow Peach's shoulder.
"Doesn't that ever get tiring?" Neji slightly deadpanned at Princess Peach.
"Yes but it seems Prince Naruto is used to it." The young woman said with a weak smile.
Yep, couldn't even go on vacation without being kidnapped.
"Yeah… he accepted it." Shino deadpan at the Prince just allow it to happen.
"Prince Naruto!"
"Oh c'mon, don't I ever escape on my own anymore!?" Naruto complained. "This is just ridiculous!"
"Huuuuh, don't worry... I'll be fine!" Naruto called out to them as Shadow Peach started to run away from everyone, making her escape as the real Peach followed after, trying to spray them with water. He was too used to this at this point, so Naruto just continued the work he was doing as he plotted an 18 hole golf course. He would talk with Bowsette later about getting her work forces to start construction, maybe next time she kidnapped him. "Do you mind kidnapping me a little more gently, you're running is making it hard to make golf courses for the Koopa Kingdom?" Naruto questioned his kidnapper with a raised eyebrow.
"When being kidnapped he still does work! If he had a kid, I bet he can still do his work and changed a diaper without trouble." Ino said a dreamy tone, wanting a man like that.
It was a reasonable request, naturally.
"Yes, it is!" Naruto shouted to the ceiling, "Just enough for me to look bad ass!"
Naruto got a face full of water, courtesy of Peach, and he noticed the way that it seemed to dicomfort Shadow Peach. Naruto sighed to himself, before he grabbed onto Shadow Peach's ear and yanked on it, bringing Shadow Peach to a halt instantly.
"...That works~" The blonde male said with a grin enjoying the cool moment the Prince pulled off.
"Owwie!?"
Naruto landed on his feet, and continued to hold onto Shadow Peach's ear.
"Oof, that's a strong grip Prince-kun has…" Lee said knowing Gai-sensei is like that when he is making trouble or hard to control.
"Look, now the map is all wet. I have to start over again, and I worked so hard on this. Okay, time to drop the disguise." Naruto twisted Shadow Peach's ear some more, and the disguise started to fade away as Peach arrived at their spot.
"Wow he pulled her disguise off...while still holding her ear." Sasuke said astonished by the feat.
"It's your fault-" Peach was stopped when Shadow Peach transformed into a Mini-Bowsette. "... This is hilarious, Bowsette ate a Poison Mushroom!" Peach laughed as she pointed at the smaller Bowsette. Her grips temporarily put on hold as she mocked Bowsette, who was nearly the height of her oldest brother.
Naruto looked at the different hair style, and the general attitude that she was giving off.
"He's more perceptive than we gave credit." Ino said with a finger scratching her cheek, If it wasn't the fact they had that scene where the learn Jr was the daughter of Bowsette, they might've come to the same conclusion.
"I'm not Mama, I'm Bowsette Jr! I heard all about you from Mama, you're the big bad bully who always kidnapped Papa Naruto!" Bowsette Jr shouted as she jerked her ear out of Naruto's grip. Naruto looked at Bowsette Jr in confusion for only a brief moment. His mind starting to go as he put two and two together.
Okay, this made more sense.
"Again, does anything faze this guy?" Sasuke asked as he liked to keep a cool head but this guy was sub-zero level.
"Its seems unlikely." Shino responded dully.
"Fuuuuuuh." Naruto sighed audibly.
Bowsette must have put in an order from the Storks for a baby of her own, meaning this was a Bowsette's daughter. Bowsette, the crazed woman, must have filled this child's head with lies. Bowsette, who didn't get raised by parents, would naturally allow Bowsette Jr to do whatever she wanted. Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose as he grabbed onto Bowsette Jr's shoulder before she could make her escape.
"Again the fact that world needs no sex for kids is such a boring one." Kiba said, ignoring the glares from the girls. "Hey, my clan is animalistic for a reason~! Mom kicked dad's ass out the door when he wasn't an Alpha male."
"Is that why we don't see him around?" Choji asked.
"Kicked out...since I was two. Dude's been gone." Kiba chuckled before realizing that he had to go in the chunin exams to not hear anything bad from his mom and sister.
"Wow, and your mom just took care of everything." Lee said impressed. "I can definitely respect that!"
"You respect that? she kicked out her husband-" The pink haired girl started as her focus was starting to go away.
Queen covered Sakura's mouth, "Going out of topic, read on!"
"Papa?"
"You seem smarter than your mother, so I'm going to give you the option apologize to the people of this island and help Peach clean-"
"Wait, if she did it, why do I still have to clean!?" Peach asked with a shocked look.
"Hah! She got her just desserts!" Naruto laughed at the scene.
"No way, she's a daddy's girl. Prince would just bow to her cuteness, I know my dad does." Ino said as Naruto placed down his stuffed frog wallet on the table.
"Wanna bet? I got at least 10 D-Rank money in there!" He said as Ino nodded no doubt that she was going to win.
"You are an adult, though this child caused the trouble, it is only natural that adults help the child make ammends for their mistakes. You are an adult, and you have the tools for the job." Naruto explained to Peach with a tone that left zero room for arguments. He expected her to be an outstanding adult and offer a helping hand.
Ino paled as she seemed that her friend's counterpart might be the strict parent, before shaking her head, "Come on, bend to her puppy eyes!"
Bowsette Jr was stunned into silence.
What was going on?
'Apologize?' Bowsette Jr thought as the odd word went through her head, she knew what it meant, but she also knew she wasn't suppose to do it either.
"...How does she not know how to...ohhh…" Neji started before comically going wide-eyed at this realization...Bowsette probably never saw anything wrong with her kid...upbringing that is. The fact Jr was like her mother exactly made her probably not in trouble but spoiled by the Dragon woman.
"Apologize to the people of this island, and help Peach clean, or, I will punish you the way that Bowsette won't, the way a parent is supposed to, and make you apologize." Naruto gave the options, and allowed Bowsette Jr to make the choice. The others started to arrive by this time as well.
"She's either going to cry like a baby, throw a temper tantrum or pout that she doesn't want to…" Ino sighed knowing this battle was lost. Even Bowsette Jr wasn't going to go against her-
"I'm not gonna help Peach, and I'm not gonna apologize either-"
The blonde ponytailed genin smacked her face in disappointment, "...And that was the moment she fucked up…"
Naruto grabbed her ear and started to pull her towards the nearest public bathroom, not an ounce of hesitation. If Bowsette had raised this girl to believe him to be her father, when for the moment, he was going to take on that roll and show this girl what it meant to have a father who would offer discipline. Naruto and Bowsette Jr disappeared in the bathroom, while the others looked a little confused.
Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, and even Peach become silent as they slowly shake at the impending and inevitable doom that is Jr's mistake.
"She's screwed…" Kiba deadpanned.
"Wow, I would hate to be his kid." Sasuke agreed as Naruto nodded.
He may not have a family, but he wasn't going to ever be like that, he already had bad moments in childhood. No need to repeat the process for his future kids. Then again this Naruto might have gotten it and became who he is, so who's to say is wrong?
"What is going on?" Goomba asked with curious glance at the bathroom.
"Bowsette had a kid." Peach answered back.
"Really?" Koopa questioned with some surprise as well, before they all winced when they heard something very loud.
*SMACK*
They heard the smacking sound of flesh on flesh, and a shout of pain echo from the bathroom. They heard a second smack, and a third smack, and the smacks kept going and going for an entire minute as they all just listened to the sounds of punishment being given.
"Is it just me or did everyone actually feel that?" Naruto asked all of them, wincing all the same with each slap.
The girls just looked meeky and looked like they wanted to cry themselves, "Sorry for wetting the bed Tou-san." Ino muttered sadly
"Sorry for crawling out the kingdom papa." Peach was next nearly crying herself.
"Okaa-san, I didn't mean to get dirt on the kimono you made for me." The Hyuuga Heiress rocked back and forth on the one scary memory that her sweet mother made her remember forever.
"Ahhh, mama I'm sorry I burned down dad's favorite bonsai tree…" Sakura cried out…
The boy's were just glad they never got spanked into their lives… hell the only time they got hurt by an older adult was Iruka when his Big Head Jutsu caused them to fly into the wall.
Piranha Plant walked up during this.
"Ooooh, I hear the sounds of fun... can I be next?" Piranha Plant looked towards the bathroom with a wide smile. Everyone just stared at her with a dubious look, showing that they weren't so sure how to respond to that.
"What is with her!?" The boys cried out in shock. Was she always a sadist!?
"..." Queen looked at the King expectantly as the man blushed.
"HELL NO! We agreed the tenth time we'd stop!" King stated as Fen covered his ears.
"Gross man!"
The smacking stopped.
Naruto appeared to walk out of the bathroom, holding Bowsette Jr's hand as she rubbed her tear stained cheeks with her other hand. Her butt had the a burning red hand print on it as Naruto pulled the back of her skirt down, before he usued his free hand to gently rub the top of her head as well.
"Oh man, that's gotta hurt." Choji cringed at how red that hand print was.
"Damn...watching it in anime form is making me feel bad for her." King said as his two friends nodded to his words.
"Now, I'll go with you to apologize, and then we are taking you to your mother. I understand you are koopa royalty, but that is no excuse to hurt these people's way of life." Naruto gently lectured the child following the spanking. The girl just nodded her head as she continued to cry, but she rubbed her forehead into his headpats as well.
THAT…
That melted the girl's heart from being a stern man who will have no regret in punishing his child, reaffirm his love and wellbeing for his child. Only made them do one thing…
"DAWWW~!
This was no doubt the first time in her life she was spanked, or punished at all for doing bad things.
"Okay Papa... I won't... sniff... hurt Isle Delfino anymore..." Bowsette Jr apologized to Naruto, even though he was still going to make her apologize to all the residents on the island as well. She opened her eyes, and she glared hatefully at Peach though. As if being punished were Peach's fault, Naruto sighed a little, because a single punishment wasn't enough to knock out the koopa nature in her. Still, he wasn't going to punish her for being a koopa child, just when she did something bad.
"That's a kids mindset, blame someone else for your mistakes." Shikamaru stated with a chuckled. "Dumbest move and the least easy way to go in life."
"Mm-hmm…" The boys all nodded in agreement.
Glaring at Peach wasn't something he would spank her for.
"Now, Peach, keep cleaning while I help Bowsette Jr here to apologize." Naruto told Peach, who seemed to regretfully salute to Naruto's command. Naruto pulled on Bowsette Jr's hand, urging her to come with him. Maybe after, he could enjoy a nice vacation, once he redid the work that he had done, and finish the light work he brought with him.
"At least he wants to have a little fun before working more." Kiba said slightly relived that Prince Naruto wasn't against having some time off. All work and no play would… crap how that movie line go again?
Who knows, it might be possible to turn Bowsette Jr into an upstanding person if he started to correct her nasty ways while she was still young.
It was time to test Nature vs Nurture.
"So much disaster coming his way." Fen said with a smirk as the genin nodded.
"Alright so who'snext to read?" Sakura said as she watched the three writers summoing cakes. "Cause I am eating~!"
The three laughed as it was nice change of pace to hang out here with the cast.
Chapter End!
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