Disclaimer: First Chapter
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The three outsiders walked into the room as King walked in, "Seriously we should stop leaving them on pause I think they start to bug or something." King said placing bucket of fried chicken on the table
"And who's fault is that most of the time?" Fen deadpanned with a dry look.
Queen smiled darkly as she spoke, "Says the guy who hasn't updated stuff himself." She said as both boys suck in air through their teeth at that shot at the teen. "Unpause them GER." She said, snapping her fingers as Sakura let go of her teammates.
"So who's ne-next?" She said twitching oddly as she shook her head for the odd experience. "Whoa weird…"
"Yeah it felt like I was in this spot for months…" Sasuke muttered out as the three teens paled as Fen spoke out.
"D-Don't worry about that! A-Anyways, who's up next?!" Fen laughed forcefully.
"Ohh~! I will," Ino said raising her hand as she noticed the bucket of fried food, "And when did this-" She abruptly stopped when Naruto, Lee and Choji tackled the food with Kiba also joining in the tussle.
"Hey hands off the fried chicken!" Choji snapped. "It's mine!"
"Its finger lickin' good!" Kiba roared as the girls all just rolled their eyes at least the other males-
"Dibs on the wings!" Neji and Sasuke shouted, elbow dropping the others!
"Naruto, that's my coleslaw and biscuits! Give it back!" Lee shouted.
"Not until you give back my potato wedges!" Naruto snapped back.
"Wait, when did we get the biscuits? I thought we ate them on the ride here?" Queen asked as the other two shrugged. Ignoring the comical dust fight, she looked at Ino as she set a couple teas on the table. "Let's… go on with the story." The girls nodded the blonde teen spoke.
"AHEM~!" Catching the boys who stop their fight as they allow the storyteller to read the story, they need to leave after all to do the exams.
"Oooh, my headaches are already worse because of them."
Naruto sighed to himself as he looked at the sexual complaints against his newfound Aunts, the newly born Piranha Women were already sexually on the prowl. Piranha Plant alone could cause a countries worth of sexual assault claims, and it had taken years before she learned what the point of not molesting the Toads meant. Now there were two more of her, who were just as slutty, and were just as new to the sensations of their bodies as she had once been.
"Wait… Plant mama was actually holding back?" Kiba said with a shocked look, "So that would mean that she isn't at full slut power?"
The girls all glared at Kiba for that comment but the boy's all took a moment to let his comment sink in their brains as they all blushed immensely at the thought of a super nympho...and a trio.
"Okay, moving on~!" Tenten said with an exaggerated roll of her eyes.
"Oh Priiiince!"
"Not now Bowsette, I'm busy... You've already kidnapped me, I've got a lot of work to do." Naruto mentioned as he worked on signing certain papers that he had brought with him, with one hand. She had kidnapped him while he was working, so he had been able to take his work with him to keep himself busy.
"Sheesh, she never gives up, does she?" Tenten sweat dropped.
Neji gave a deadpan look in return, "I think it's more impressive that Prince Naruto is just used to this. It really shocks me that this Naruto and the Uzumaki-san are such different people just from being raised differently. But his cousin didn't appreciate that comment given a rare look of disdain at his words.
"Well, it shows at times he is our Naruto." Sakura said before a scene of when Naruto was angry when the girls came into his bath. "See? He can fly off the handle too." As the others all nodded in affirmative on her reasoning.
Bowsette showed him a ring.
"Guys plan alpha!" Naruto said as he passed the guys a few pillows to cover their ears. The reason? All the girls gave starry eyed looks and auras of happiness.
"Ugh… this is such a drag…" Shikamaru groaned. Even though the pillow covered their ears, they could still hear the muffled swoons and squeals from them.
"IT'S HERE!" Tenten gushed out clutching her throw pillow kicking erratically as Sakura and Ino hugged each other.
"He's going to get married, kya~!" Peach and Hinata also said in utter happiness, despite the males all yelling at them to stop.
Never show girls who are into romance, romantic scenes as they are too loud.
"Do you like this ring with my symbol on it, or this ring with my symbol on it?" Bowsette showed a different ring, only this one was silver instead of gold.
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"I saw a manga like this… except the MC had a collar around his neck and the Yandere had him sign a marriage contract form." Sasuke said as everyone looked at him. He looked offended at the suggestive looks, "What? It has good comedy, the dude gets himself into crazy stuff to help his aunt."
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"Oh!" Neji said as his eyes shot wide open at the hint. "I've seen that manga… that was funny!"
"Thank you!" Sasuke groaned at the other person who reads a good manga. "...who's your fav?"
"It's-" before they can say anything Sakura pulled Ino to listen in, hoping to catch what Sasuke preferred if he answered back.
"Never thought I'd see the day that those two would actually have something in common…" Naruto/Tenten muttered in bewilderment. "He's/Tame is so antisocial…"
"Why are you in a towel?" Naruto raised his head and looked at her, considering that she was literally wearing nothing but a towel at the moment. Her hair was dripping wet, and she seemed to actually have been taking special care of herself. She even had a facial mask on, with her perfect skin it wasn't needed, but her taking her own beauty into account was new. "... You know what, the reason is-"
"Ok… I said it before and I will say it again… Naruto is lucky." Kiba chuckled as the video showing a nearly nude Bowsette smiling while holding two small rings in her hands.
"Since we're getting married! I want to be ready for the wedding night Prince!"
"I'm too young to get my V-card punched!" Naruto cried out in dismay, as Hinata looked embarrassed as she had some thoughts on that subject as they are considered adults when getting their status as Shinobi's.
"Yep, figured it was something like that. Don't talk that way around Bowsette Jr, it's inappropriate for a girl her age to hear." Naruto lectured Bowsette as he used his cheek to cover Bowsette Jr's ear, and his free hand to cover the other ear. Since he was tied up currently, Bowsette Jr had taken the chance to curl up in his lap and look at the papers that he was working on.
"AWWWWW~!" The girls cooed at the sight of the two 'parents' having a sweet wholesome moment along with their daughter. Once again the guys thank Naruto for passing the pillows for hearing protection.
He didn't mind her sitting in his lap, so much as he minded Bowsette implying crude things in front of her daughter.
"I want to do something!"
"I want to-"
Naruto flexed his arms and snapped the ropes that were binding his body, before he grabbed Bowsette and Bowsette Jr by the ears and started to drag them towards the door. Bowsette being forced to drastically lean down in order for his hand to hold onto her ear, neither of them were able to escape from his iron finger grasp.
"Annnnnn~d… the real man of the relationship is taking charge." Ino giggled as the sight of both the girls looking meek and in pain at the right ear gripping. This was a key example of being a daddy's girl when having a father like Prince Naruto, it's a great defense for someone who has a strong front.
"Okay, we're going to be getting rid of this energy you two have, and teach you something constructive. We're going to be playing a good game of-"
"What! Game of what?!" Lee cried out. "C'mon, don't keep us in suspense!"
-30 Minutes Later-
"-soccer." Naruto finished as he finished drawing a chalk line around the field they would be using, which was behind Bowsette's castle. He got the Dry Bones to set up some basic nets on either side of the field, and while it wasn't the best ball in the world, he got Kamek to bring them a soccer ball as well.
"Ohhoho~!" Peach clapped at the remembrance of the sport. "I love soccer… although I constantly felt bad when kicking some of the players into the wall when I miss or hit the ball too hard for them to stop."
Everyone all stared at Princess Peach in shock before comically scooting away from her a great distance.
"What? It's not like when I kick the head off of Princess Zel… never mind I will keep that to myself…" She whispered softly realizing her words could be bad,
Bowsette blinked in confusion.
"We're going to play!?" Jr was just super happy.
"You know despite the shit she pulled… she is a kid." Sakura stated as the others agreed, especially Naruto and Sasuke. "She just wants to be with her parents."
"Yeah…" The two male members of her team said softly.
"We're going to get some good physical activity, remember, always try to get in at least 30 minutes of some kind of physical activity every few days to maintain your health. Proper diet and exercise are the only ways to ensure the healthiest lifestyles." Naruto turned to the camera filming them, the Lakitu that was floating above them with a camera at this very moment, and he spoke that line with such a smile. "The basics are simple, get the ball into the net without your hands." Naruto kicked the ball over to Bowsette, who had taken off her heels for this and put on sneakers at his demand.
She swooned.
"We're playing together~!"
"Man is that girl head over heels for him…" Tenten said never not surprised at the girl's romantic sense overriding her usual self. The girls all agreed as she was some kind of a shoujo main character often her heads in the clouds when her crush speaks.
"Now, since we don't have enough players, we will have two Dry Bones guarding the nets... since I play sports quite a bit, it's only fair that I go against both of you." Naruto stretched his legs and back, preparing himself for the game.
Peach looked at Naruto who visibly shook at the two bones like turtles holding the goals. "They aren't ghosts, they're magic." The boy let go of a breath of fear as he felt a bit better at the information.
"I'm going to beat you Papa!" Jr pointed at him, and he just continued to loosen his body up.
"But Prince, you're so small and feeble compared to the Koopa royal bloodline-"
-2 Hours Later-
"... How?" Bowsette asked as she knelt down on the ground, sweating from practically every part of her body as she looked at Jr, who had collapsed awhile ago and was put on the bench. She looked towards Naruto, who had barely even broken a sweat from their activity.
"She's really out of shape…" Hinata blinked in disbelief.
Shikamaru shook his head, "More like the prince is more physically adept, remember this Naruto is a true embodiment of a strong ruler. He must be strict on both his mind and body, if he slacks off it might show on the outside." He stated, as to be a leader like the Prince who wants to do the right thing. He needs to also be someone who would lead by example.
"So that means the Prince should be a stamina freak like ours?" Sasuke mused out as he noticed Naruto while complaining in the missions that were basically chores before the exams. While the whole day made him a bit tired mostly from the boring moments, Naruto was always doing more training or playing with the kids he saved from Gaara.
"Stamina...freak…" The blonde princess whispered softly as her face slowly turn bright red with Hinata also copying her when their thoughts turn lead to...certain indecent day dreams.
"You're strong and fast, but your body isn't one born through hard work and effort. You're just naturally beautiful with a good figure. A good ruler is sound in both body and mind, so I've been doing sports since I was a kid." Naruto lightly kicked the ball into the net, finishing out their little game since he had done what he had been planning on doing.
"Wow," Ino said with an approving nod. "He told her her faults but doubled up on the compliments."
"It'sa me, Mario!"
"Mario?" Peach question on the event that was happening… This never happened in her life. While the fact her Bowser was a guy and not an attractive woman was something not too… eventful. But the fact Bowsette did the same old kidnap with Prince Naruto as her Bowser did to her, then the whole vacation happening was also spot on. But if the timing of events was happening correctly then he was supposed to be… maybe she was overthinking it.
"Something wrong Peach-hime?" Naruto asked as the young lady shook her head, easing the worry of the blonde teen worries.
"Hello Mario, is Peach busy today?" Naruto wiped what little sweat there was on him with a towel, and he saw Mario jump over the castle walls.
"She's feeling a little under the weather, let's get you out of here." Mario gave Naruto a thumbs up, before he blinked and looked at Bowsette, who was still on the ground trying to get her breath back. "Looks like you didn't need help though." Mario glanced at Bowsette, who even now had yet to gain her breath back.
"Huh, does that happen with the original ones in your world too?" Naruto asked Peach who nodded.
She twirled her hands around, "Sometimes Mario is sick, or has to help another island at times. So he asked if his brother can save me when he can't reach in time, oddly enough Bowser often asks if he does so he can adjust the sizes of the castle so that at least it's fair for Luigi not to bump his head where Bowser had his brother height in mind."
Naruto scooted up to her as he held her hand, "Don't worry, we'll protect you!" He smiled as the woman blushed at his kind and noble gesture.
She flipped off Mario though.
"She's strong, but she has poor cardio training. Lets head back to the castle, I'll bake you a cake, one big enough for you to share with Peach and Luigi." Naruto planned on giving his thanks to the Mario family again.
"Man he is a saint," Choji said with a fond smile, anyone giving free food is okay in his book.
Mario just looked at Naruto.
"Does nothing ever bother you?" Mario had to question as he was allowed to walk out of the gates with Naruto, since nobody was even trying to stop them.
The teens all laughed at the question they all were asking, the prince had balls, nerves, and heart of steel. He can't be shaken or at least fully shocked at anything!
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"... Of course not."
Everyone leaned forward as they saw it… hesitation in his face. The group were now keenly invested in the scene. What made him hesitant on what could bother him?
"Something bothers you, doesn't it?" Mario asked with a growing smile on his face, and Naruto looked away as he crossed his arms. He wasn't going to give away what got to him, not to somebody not related to him. Only 4 people knew the number 2 person that bothered him, and only 3 people knew what his number 1 fear was. "Come oooon, it's just you and me... nobody has to-"
Mario was cut off, and Naruto blinked a few times.
"I know that look, it's the look of a man who saw his demise!" Sasuke declared at the sight of Prince Naruto looking fazed. "What is it that made him pause?"
"... Oh no... oh no, this is bad..." Naruto stated when, as if summoned by the very action of thinking about them, Naruto stared at the back of his head. Naruto quickly turned around, and saw nothing behind him.
"They appear when he thinks about them?" Shikamaru said in questioning what creature can do that.
Naruto turned back around.
There was a floating, white figure in front of him.
"BOO!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone, besides the three outsiders freaked out.
Naruto went down, eyes rolled into the back of his head, and foaming at the mouth when he came face to face with his number 1 fear of all fears. The only thing that could provoke a horrible reaction out of him that he couldn't control if he tried.
The Boo race.
Ghosts.
"Ghost exists? Naruto how do you- OH GOD!" Sakura shouted as Naruto fainted along with Peach also fainted as her hand seemed to be crushed from Naruto's grip when seeing the ghost.
"Naruto!" Hinata panicked.
"So… both Narutos are afraid of ghosts. So that doesn't change, who knew?" Choji said with a shrug.
"I think we can talk more on that after we fix Peach-hime hands!" Ino shouted as the genins all reach and tried to pry off their friends hands off the princess own.
CHAPTER END