The young genius sighed as Peaches hand was healed by Queen-san's unique power as she woke as they continued to move on without letting Naruto wake up knowing his…weakness.
"I'll continue." Choji said as he took the device and spoke out the first line of the new chapter as the screen on the wall showed a little ghost in the shape of a sphere, running- ah that is floating to the person who was just off screen.
"Ah! You brought him, you brought the Mushroom Kingdom's most handsome bachelor!"
It was the same person that caused both Naruto and Peach to faint prior this chapter.
Queen Booette.
She walked with no legs, aka she floated, and her body was nearly pure white as her ghostly tail flowed out from under her white dress. Long white hair that led to a golden grown with a purple jewel on top of it, and all of her teeth were spiky as she gave a wicked grin. The most colorful parts of her were her colorful eyes and her bright pink tongue, otherwise her skin was as white as the rest of her body.
She, the Queen of the Boo.
Everyone looked at Peach who nodded on why they turned to her, "Boos are monsters in my land, usually mischievous little guys who aren't too bad if you don't bother them or aggravate them. Their King however, is an ally of King Bowser, who at one point captured Mario into a painting." She explained remembering the time Luigi had a horrible time with the fake mansion raffle he supposedly won only to be stuck with a ghost infested home instead.
She, who was born dead envied the living for their ability to so freely interact with those around them, she, who also envied her own Boo for being able to freely interact with each other. She, who envied the Prince of the Mushroom Kingdom for his ability to touch those around him, and be touched by them easily.
"That's a pretty sad way to live indeed." Choji mumbled as his lower lip trembled on the idea of never eating his favorite foods …OOH THE PAIN~! Even its just hypothetical! It wouldn't be a life worth living!
But he noticed the girls to the side, save for Peach, was huddling and whispering to each other. He could barely hear 'New rival?' And 'Switching my bets' until he continued on.
Naruto U. Toadstool.
Prince of the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Boo!"
"EEP!?"
They all tried not to laugh desperately when they saw Queen Boo suddenly got into the face of Naruto with a cute smirk, only for the Prince to turn white…and pass out.
"Heheheheheheh, I love him so much." Booette watched as his head rolled forward as he passed out from her short little shout. His head rested on her cleavage, his unnatural levels of physical and spiritual energies in his body were so high, he was able to touch her physically, and she could touch him. She ran her hands through his hair, and giggled to herself when she got to feel just how soft it was. "Oh, his reactions are the best, his body is both hard and soft at the same time. Also... I can touch him." Booette stated as she bounced his face against her cleavage a few more times.
"SEVEN TO ONE!" Ino said with a smirk as the girls shook their head as the boys only look at the girls with odd looks. "She's so perfect!"
"You won'ta get away with this."
"Oh, be quiet you, me and my dear sweat prince are going to have a long life and then afterlife together, you're just hear to bare witness to the ceremony." Booette laughed in a wicked manner as she looked over at the tied up and blindfolded Mario, her sharp teeth posed in a grin.
"Oh Mario…" Peach said with a sad tone as she felt bad for her usual hero being treated like this.
"That's like 100 years on top of an eternity…' Shikamaru said with a tired look at the thought of a never ending marriage with a strange woman. That would not be worth it with this lady.
"Bahaaha!"
"Oh... you say that you've spotted intruders on the property, well take care of them." Booette stated when one of her Boos came and told her about some green dude with a vacuum cleaner, and Queen Bowsette. She kept Naruto's head firmly between her breasts, since his heat was the only heat she could feel on her dead body. The sensation of live, well she was undead and alive at the same time, but an amazing feeling for her. She had no heart, she had no real internal organs either, so being capable of touching him and feeling his inner heat.
The boy's couldn't help but blush at the sight of her doing that to Naruto, and also a bit jealous if they had to be honest as the sight of Queen doing that was…pretty hot and awesome.
It was just new and amazing.
"My sister will come."
"But isn't she still sick?" Hinata asked as the others shrug on that, maybe she got over the cold now?
-With Peach-
"What do you mean Mario and the Prince were captured... cough cough... stupid cold, I don't have the energy to do anything... thankfully, Luigi is on his way." Peach spoke with the King over the phone. She had a severe cold, and not only was she unable to rescue the prince like always, but she was unable to even do her job as a plumber as well.
"Oh no." Everyone said as the only heroine to save the prince was still incapacitated.
"The green guy."
"Ouch…" Once again everyone, even Peach, deadpan when they referred to Luigi as he was considered the green Mario.
"Yes, Luigi Mario, my middle child... the green one. Bowsette stopped by and recruited him, I'm sure among the two of them will handle it this time. Mario was kidnapped too..." Peach continued to cough into her napkin, since all the stress would just make her cold worse. Nobody ever remembered Luigi.
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"Ouch…" Third time in a row was brutal.
"Wait…did I hear her right on Bowsette getting Luigi to join her?" Sasuke said a bit worried about the news.
-Back with Naruto-
"Blaaaaaah!" Booette opened her mouth, and showed off several rows of extremely sharp teeth that surrounded the inside of her mouth. "Only the strongest of erections can withstand my super blowie... heheheheh." Booette laughed to herself as she looked in a mirror, having changed into her wedding dress... her real wedding dress.
"GAHHH~!" The boys covered their crotches with their hands at the mere thought of the idea of such a horrid thing! No man didn't see that and then imagine one of the few things to look forward to when getting a girlfriend and she ruined it!
Her teeth turned back to their normal spiky, instead of evil spiky as she looked at herself in the mirror some more.
The boys all visibly sighed in relief for the Prince not going to face off such a fate so soon into his…new kidnappers clutches.
Seeing her breasts, she had to wonder if he would find any enjoyment in her nipples not being pink.
"…Anyone else curious on what they might be?" Kiba said as both girls and boys raised their hands in agreement. "I wonder what would they be…blue?"
"Maybe pale white?" Tenten said cupping her chin in thought.
"Nah has to be grey…" Naruto said as no one seem to care he woke up…or hasn't fainted at the sight of Queen Boo again.
"What Naruto said- hey you're alive!" Sakura shouted with a smile hugging her teammate. While she might punch him for being a dolt and often trying to get close to her, she did care for his wellbeing.
"Yeah for some reason I don't feel as scared as I was before." He said not noticing a Golden Experience being suddenly fading from behind him.
Queen looks at the screen with a wink, "I made some alterations ehehehe."
"Just letting you know, I have no such plans on marrying you... anyway, any minute now something is going to happen." Naruto had his eyes closed, he had woken back up. Booette, when you weren't staring at her, had little to no shame at all. Even Bowsette realized that being naked in front of him wasn't what she needed to do right away, she was wise enough to try and save it for private places.
"Huh I guess both Naruto's can bounce back as well." Kiba chuckled as he was hoping it would be more funny to see the Prince lose his cool more times than the few bits he had seen him in.
"Any Bowsette winning ahead of best wife for Naruto." Sakura said getting a small notebook and had a cute chibi drawing of all the girls who are close to Prince Naruto. With Bowsette and Peach winning, Queen Boo just slightly ahead of Daisy. "Wait who voted for Daisy?" She said not noticing Queen blushing at the fact she was only one who was in Team Daisy.
Booette stripped down naked then and there, no shame at all.
"WHOA~!" As most of the shinobi covered Princess Peach's eyes while also covering Hinata, Rock Lee and Naruto eyes as the sight was…
"HA. I WAS RIGHT!"
Guess who said that…
"Something, as if anything could defeat me-" Booette stated as a large hand destroyed a hole in the wall and grabbed her by the face, covered in flames. The rest of the wall shattered moments later as Bowsette herself came through the wall.
"Holy shit…~" Ino whimpered as she felt that grab on her own face!
"Someone's not happy with another someone stealing's said-first someone's partner." Tenten said as one person lifted an eyebrow on that…odd sentence.
"What?" Neji could only give his most intelligent answer to that string of messed up…words.
Bowsette had magic.
Magic could touch ghosts.
"Ooh…why does God hate the ones I love…?' Ino said hating on how Jr got a spanking that was wayyyy to harsh for a daddies girl and now her new favorite girl going to get a beat down from the Dragon Queen.
"Hey bitch, wanna see a magic trick?" Bowsette asked as she lifted Booette higher up into the air, keeping a firm grip on her. She slammed Booette into the ground, though the ghost royal phased through the floor easily enough and popped back up.
"Dear Kami, we kinda forgot that…despite her comical failings on trying to get hitch…she is still a walking dragon with the power of one." Naruto said as Peach comically nodded her head fast at the power of Bowsette. Given that she hasn't show much of Bowser's usual fighting prowess she was beginning to wonder if she had more of a docile nature…now she can throw that idea out the window.
Naruto sighed to himself.
He flexed his arms and snapped the binds holding him, before he stood up and dusted himself off.
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No one could say anything after everyone's jaws hit the ground at the frickin' fact that just happened! Well save for the omniscient people who brought them in…
"You could escape the entire time!?" Booette shouted in shock when she saw how he had snapped the ropes, ropes strong enough that they could hold even Bowsette herself. She was simply stunned when she saw the magical ropes had just snapped, so easily.
Naruto fixed his suit.
"A prince, royalty must be calm, orderly, and above all else diplomatic. The ability to end conflict with words is a must." Naruto kept his eyes closed as he walked over to the two women. Naruto grabbed Bowsette by the wrist, and he also grabbed Booette by her wrist as well, before he started to drag the two of them.
"Rwar~! Take me big boy…`` Everyone turns to Ino who sweat drops at the failed joke. "Come on, that manga Shoujo level of Prince Charming levels~!"
"I'm worried, if me/him, are going to knock them out like he did to Peach and Bowsette when entering his bath." Naruto mumbled with his eyes closed worried for the girls who like him/Prince was going to get hurt.
-13 Hours Later-
The screen now look serious as in a large dining table. There was Naruto (Prince) in the middle as he passed, and just explained to the women the papers he gave to them.
"Okay, so... how is this going to work?" Bowsette was still confused, after having the new situation explained to her.
Booette was confused, she was just silently confused.
-Contract-
I, Bowsette Koopa, Queen of the Koopa Kingdom, hereby agree that while my attempts to kidnap and marry Naruto U. Toadstool, are within my political right as a proud Royal Koopa.
I agree, that while my attempts are within my right, that I will not get into political disputes against my Boo counterpart.
I will also restrict my own kidnapping attempts to only take place on Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.
At the same time, I will not kidnap the Prince of the Mushroom Kingdom from Booette if her own kidnapping attempts last longer than her kidnap days, provided that the intitial kidnapping happened on one of her agreed upon kidnapping days.
Breaking this contract will result in a declaration of opposition to the signatures on this contract.
Signature, Bowsette Koopa and Naruto U. Toadstool.
I, Booette, Queen of the Boo Kingdom, hereby agree that while my attempts to kidnap and marry Naruto U. Toadstool are within my ability as an undead creature not beholden to mortal law, that I will obey the rules set forth in the contract. I will not get into political disputes against my Koopa counterpart.
I will also restrict my own kidnapping attempts to only take place on Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday. I also will obey the restriction to not kidnap the Prince on days that Bowsette has as her kidnapping days, and will not kidnap when Bowsette has prior claim.
Breaking this contract will result in a declaration of opposition to the signatures on this contract.
Signature, Booette and Naruto U. Toadstool.
"Everything seems legit on the paper." Ino said before looking at her former best friend, "Hey billboard brow, you something odd about this?"
Sakura shook her head, "I…don't think so, this seems very ironclad, besides Bowsette little part on hers saying what is basically the same for Queen Boo on not to kidnap Naruto when its on their days or ongoing kidnapping." She said but asking for another tablet to see the contract while the others to contiune on. "Something's not right…"
"This contract, ensures that your two kingdoms will not go to war over me. Bowsette, you won't kidnap me on her days. Booette, you can't kidnap me on her days, and neither of you can touch me on Sunday. At the same time, if one of you kidnaps me on Monday, if I'm still kidnapped on Tuesday then so long as I'm still technically kidnapped by one of you, the other can't do anything." Naruto explained the finer details of the contract to both of the idiots in the room. It had taken 13 hours to get the contract written up, the papers made official, and everything set down on the negotiations table.
Sakura looked up from her own reading and looked impressed, "Wow, he did that in that short of a time while it takes a lot of months for villages to make a peaceful treaty?" While granted she knows its more complicated than that…but she would also admit to have two aggressively strong females, and both are Queen no less, to even humor this was amazing. Although it did help their respective crush(es) was there talking to them.
"If I don't want to follow the contract?" Bowsette stated with a wide smirk.
Naruto's eyes turned red.
"Pfft~!" The genin all laughed lightly at the fact the normally brash woman was suddenly scared as she leap out from her chair.
"YESSIR!" Bowsette shouted as she stood up straight, remembering what happened the last time his eyes turned red. She remembered when she had been slapped by Princess Daisy, and she would rather get 50 of those slaps than come face to face with scary-eye Naruto again. "... Is there a bathroom in this place?" Bowsette asked with a twitch.
"That's…a good question." Neji mumbled as the idea of a ghost not needing it, seems likely that they will not have a facility of that nature. So if Naruto was kidnap wouldn't that be a problem?
Booette giggled.
"The dead don't need bathrooms."
"So going to regret that honey, some of the best things happen in bathrooms~" Ino teasingly said winking as she also said, "And how are you going to look your best correctly without the proper space for your battle gear?"
"Booette, if you're going to kidnap me, then you'll have to install the basics needs for the living. You see, page 20 through 46 will go into deeper details on what you will need to do. Before you next kidnapping attempt, I expect all 102 rules and regulations on standards of living to be applied to your estate." Naruto explained to Booette, who grabbed the contract papers and looked at the pages with a glancing eye, before her eyes began to spin around.
"Wup~, she's broken…" Tenten said with a smirk as she saw Sakura making her own notes besides her device to making sure whatever that made her felt odd was checked out.
"Hahahahaha, idiot."
"Wait for it~" Tenten chimed in as she lifted a finger forrrr~
"Bowsette, since you have a long history as my kidnapper, I've also laid out several demands on pages 47 through 59, since our Kingdoms are further apart. I'll need to be able to access a working office in order to fufill my princley duties from your castle. Of course, since this prep work will take awhile, I believe that you shouldn't be kidnapping me until these steps are completed." Naruto explained her to, and her jaw dropped.
"Ha~!" The weapon mistress said giggling at the shock look from Bowsette.
"Not bad, the guy got both sides of his kidnappers to build things that he needs for everything and for his work." Shikamaru said with a nod to how sneaky Naruto was, he got what he wanted from both sides and that meant peace on both armies as well. The guy wasn't just smart he knew how to play people so well that he didn't have to worry about each other causing problems.
This caused the usually lazy boy to look at the blonde who was chuckling with the rest of the genin. It was true Prince Naruto was a version of Naruto who got a father and four mothers, but the fact he wasn't so desperate for attention made the teen gulp in slight fear. This Naruto could be as just as smart as Prince is…he made a mental note to be careful if they were enemies when returning back to the exam.
"But-"
"Pages 101 through 104 explain it all in detail, and while not completely needed for the contract, I do suggest both of you read pages 105 through 302." Naruto stated to them as he stood up and popped a kink in his back.
Negotiations for the day were done.
Time to escape Booette and Bowsette before they realized that the contract didn't go into effect until next week.
"CAN WE SERIOUSLY HIRED THIS GUY FOR KONOHA~?! We might get world peace in less than a day if he did this and still came out as the winner!" Ino shouted as everyone laughed heartily at her sound reasoning.
"Ah I found it, it was in between page 104 and 105, literally saying it will not go into effect! Smart!~" Sakura mumbled before looking around to see everyone laughing. "What I'd missed?"
As the rest laughed, Naruto moved to Peach and made his hands do a prayer gesture, "Ah, Peach-hime, I am so sorry for hurting you…can you forgive me?" He asked as the woman nodded before giving a cute smirk.
Lifting her hand up and smiling at his clueless look, she felt her heart beating insanely fast as she spoke, "D-Do you mind kissing it? It still hurts and my father used to kiss my booboo's." She said sweetly as Naruto did and…FOOOSH~! She turn red as the princess gently withdrew her hand… "Thank you, and you're forgiven."
King just smiled as he laughed, "it seems some are getting interesting later on…" He said intrigued at the sight.