hi everybody! pinksnow here. This is not the first Sdk fic I've written, but it is my first Sdk fic on it is based on the anime not the manga, hope u guys like it!

words in italics are thoughts.

this is the behind the scene action on the sets of Samurai Deeper Kyo!

SDK, On the sets….

" Samurai deeper Kyo, Scene 1, Take 1, ACTION! "

" I'm Kyo. Demon eyes.." Kyo paused.

" CUT! "

" Why did you stop! " asked the director.

" I forgot my red lenses. " Kyo answered sheepishly.

Everyone, " O.o "

" Samurai Deeper Kyo, Scene 1, Take 2, ACTION! "

" I'm Kyo. Demon eyes…" Kyo started.

In walked Sakuya, wearing an extremely tight, extremely low neckline, frilly, pink top and a black micro-miniskirt.

Kyo got a nosebleed.

Director yelled, " CUT! ".

Maybe we should move on to the next scene.

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" Samurai deeper Kyo, Scene 2, Take 1, ACTION! "

" I'm just an ordinary cosmetics seller, Mibu Kyoshiro…."

" CUT! Kyoshiro, we don't want to know your real profession! Grrrrrrrr….. " the poor director was pulling his hair.

" Heehee, so I made a boo-boo. But they are really good, you know? My cosmetics, I mean! " Kyoshiro laughed nervously.

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" Samurai deeper Kyo, Scene 3, Take 1, ACTION! "

" I'm not interested in any other girl, except Yuya-han! " Benitora declared jubilantly.

' That's right. Keep going…' the director prayed.

Suddenly, Benitora noticed something out of the corner of his eye. " SAIZO, YOU CREEP! KEEP YOUR FILTHY PAW'S OFF MY YUKIMURA! " he yelled, enraged.

" CUT! " the director started tearing the script into itty-bitty pieces.

" Boy, what a chauvinist. See if I go out with him again…." Yukimura frowned, as Saizo sympathetically patted his head.

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Two guards arrived on the set, dragging a furiously kicking and struggling Sasuke.

" Dammit! Let me go! I don't have time for this stupid shoot! I have to go home and watch my anime! You don't understand how important this is. MAKUBEX IS GOING TO TAKE OVER MAZE CITY! " he protested, shouting at the top of his lungs

" Here, Sasuke-chan. Have this. " Yukimura sighed, handing Sasuke a box full of lollipops.

" Whatever. " Sasuke sniffled and sulked, as he started sucking on a strawberry lollipop, his favorite.

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" Samurai deeper Kyo, Scene 4, Take 1, ACTION! "

" I have no right to worry about those two…… I'm a sinner…." Sakuya murmured, sadly.

" Sakuya-sama…." Kosuke sympathized.

" I ….. slept with both Kyo and Kyoshiro…… and I….. really enjoyed it both the times…." Sakuya admitted guiltily.

" NO WAY! " Kosuke's jaw dropped to the floor.

" CUT! " the director started doing an angry dance.

" And I really thought you were going out with me! " both Kyo and Kyoshiro started crying pools of anime tears.

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" Samurai deeper Kyo, Scene 5, Take 1, ACTION! "

" Kyo-sama is beautiful….." Okuni murmured wistfully, as Yuya listened wide-eyed.

" But….. Migeira-sama is so much more….. beautiful….." her eyes shimmered.

" CUT! " the director yelled, swallowing a handful of aspirins, as Migeira blushed a beet red in a corner of the set.

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" Samurai deeper Kyo, Scene 6, Take 1, ACTION! "

" KYO! " Yuya yelled, pointing her 3-barrel revolver at his chest. " KYO! " tears welled in her eyes, making them glitter like emeralds.

" Answer me, Kyo! DID YOU REALLY KILL MY UNCLE! " she screamed in a shrill voice.

" CUT! Damn it, woman! It's your brother who is supposed to be dead! "

" eh heh heh… sorry…" Yuya apologized, feeling a little stupid.

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" Samurai deeper Kyo, Scene 7, Take 1, ACTION! "

" …… " Yukimura remained quiet, as Kyo patiently waited.

" CUT! Yukimura, this is the part where you actually say your lines! " the director reminded him, exasperated.

" I know…. It's just that…. I can't remember a single thing.." Yukimura fidgeted nervously, biting his lips.

' Who was the baka who gave him the role of a genius? ' by now, the director was quite busy, banging his head on the nearest wall.

" Does…. Does everyone hate me now? " Yukimura trembled and made the cutest, shimmery, shiniest puppy eyes.

' Awwwww….. darn those puppy eyes! That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place….' Everyone on the set was thinking simultaneously.

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" Samurai deeper Kyo, Scene 8, Take 1, ACTION! "

" I'll never forgive you, Kyo. And I'll never give you your body back! You… YOU PROMISED ME! You promised me that you would marry me and let me cook for you, in our very own penthouse! How could you break your promise, Kyo? I hope you are angry. More than that, I hope you suffer! " Akira seethed and Kyo turned as red as his lenses.

" CUT! Why can't you people keep your personal lives out of this? " the director wailed like a sick seahorse, crying rivulets of anime tears.

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" Samurai deeper Kyo, Scene 9, Take 1, ACTION! "

" Onime no Kyo. Why is it that my heart is not filled with joy at our dramatic reunion? " Hotaru demanded and Kyo held his sword in a defensive position, as intense background music played in the background.

" Earlier when I used to give you my laptop, you used to fix the bug in five minutes, my heart used to quiver with excitement….. but…. yesterday …. when I gave it to you …. you broke it. Compared to the earlier Kyo, the Kyo now….. seems like a worm…."

" Not now! " Kyo pleaded.

The director fainted.

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All further shoots were canceled due to an unexpected nervous breakdown on part of the director. Can anyone guess why?

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( so what did u think of it? I usually don't write comedy but this just came to me. it's not the most original plot, but it was fun to write! if u liked my ficcie, don't forget to tell me. Just leave a review! pinksnow looooooves reviews. Bye for now! )