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"Send us a toilet seat, Ginny!" Fred called to Ginny as she leaned, waving, out a window on the Hogwart's Express. Ginny grinned.

"I will, I promise!"

"Ginny!" Shouted Mr. and Mrs. Weasley reprovingly.

"And don't report her, Ickle Prefect!" George shouted at Ron, who immediately turned red. The last sight Harry saw was Mrs. Weasley slapping George on the head before the train pulled out of the station. He remembered Sirius running alongside the train. He was distracted from his gloomy thoughts as the door to their car opened. Luna looked up in a dazed fashion from her magazine (The Quibbler), Hermione looked up angrily from the book she had just been engrossed in that was so thick that Hermione was using a separate duffel bag for it, Ron paused, mid bite in his sandwich, and Harry looked up sharply, his hand scrambling for his wand.

"Well well well, the Mudblood, Potty and the Weasel, and the little psycho!" Malfoy drawled. There was a loud snore from one of the seats, announcing Neville's presence. "How could I forget the stupid fat arse?" Malfoy laughed. Crabbe and Goyle, who had arrived seconds after Malfoy, laughed after a four second pause.

"Back off, you filthy scum!" Ron retorted, even his ears burning red. Malfoy leered at him.

"Keep your nose out of this, Weasley!" He snapped. Ron calmly pulled his wand out, and before Malfoy could do anything, muttered an Engorment charm. Malfoy's nose swelled to the size of a cucumber.

"I think you'd better keep YOUR nose out of here, Malfoy." Ron laughed. Furious, Malfoy spun on his heel and exited, flanked by his two cronies.

"That was really wrong Ron." Hermione scolded, frowning and fingering her Prefect badge, which was already pinned on her robes. "I should take five points from Gyriffindor." Harry and Ron groaned, realizing Hermione would probably be insufferable this year. Surprisingly, Hermione grinned and settled back with her book. "But since that was a really good comeback, I'll let it slide."

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