Aeris and Popularity
Thank you for taking time to read this fan-fic on Aeris. Although she may be hated by all, she still has left all of us a gaping hole in our hearts. Final Fantasy copyright of Squaresoft.
Chapter One: The World
11:12pm 21/12
"So we just stay here until Sephiroth get's here?" Aeris blurted out as she flicked through her weekly bimbo magazine. The main headline was about some celebrity that had lost a few pounds after her boyfriend left her. Barret sat opposite Aeris, looking in disgust at the magazine. He thought to himself about why on Earth anyone would bloody read such crap about boring people who sleep with people in high places.
"Yes, for the last time, Aeris!" Cloud snapped. It was the fifth time she had asked the question. Red XIII, who was looking down at the world's main CPU proposed that she was so engrossed in her magazine that she didn't take in any reply. Anyway, back to what Red XIII was looking at... it was the main Central Processing Unit of the world that they lived on. After Sephiroth was beaten in the world's core, the computer revealed itself, although the team only knew about it. They awaited for Sephiroth to come down and steal the thing that kept the computer going. It was called a Materializationizeration Orb, and it was like.. an orb which produced gravity, atoms et cetera. Sephiroth however, was not to appear for another five minutes, as he was at his home eating a large toast sandwich dipped in Worchester sauce. After the major events that had happened in the core of the world, Sephiroth moved out of there and took residence in a small underground house underneath a carpark in Midgar, Sector 4. It used to be a rave club; the pills, powder and empty bottles clung to the floor and atmosphere, even though the people of the rave had all left years ago.
"What is the ETA of Sephiroth?" Yuffie asked Cid. Cid flicked out a Puliminary Sectionator Device and pushed the touch screen. The current position of Sephiroth was 4210 miles away.
"5 Minutes." Cid confirmed. The tension built up around the others, although Aeris ignored this and continued to read her little magazine. Five minutes passed...
"Aha!" Shouted a voice from above them. Everyone looked up, to see Sephiroth floating about.
"Sephiroth! You'd better not take that CPU!" Cloud cried. They all got their weapons out, except Aeris, who had to put her magazine down first. She stood up from her chair and pulled out her spear, accidently knocking the materia out of her hair. It bounced once on the ground, everyone's head turned to it in horror. It recoiled off the floor once again, fell into the world's computer terminal curcuits, blew up the world and everyone on it.
3:56pm 18/12
Aeris opened her eyes slowly; her head was banging and she felt incredibly fatigued, as if it were the worst hangover of her life. Please note, as Aeris was such a goody-goody, not one drop of alcohol went past her lips through any will of her own, it usually went through due to the others giving her a glass of non-taste alcohol, wanting her to pass out to shut her up; one cider was enough. The others were standing over her, giving her menacing looks.
"Where am I?" she whispered, as she sat up. Cid fumbled around with his Sectionator Device; it also told you location and time.
"It's nearly four, and we are in the Mystic Forest outside the excavation site"
"What!" she shouted, as she stood up. The evil glares made her paranoid.
"You stupid bloody woman! You blew up the Earth! It was only thanks to Cid's thingy device that we warped back in time!" Cloud screamed at her. Aeris looked at the others, then down at the floor.
"Oopsie." she said, quietly.