Shes the Man

Chapter 4- Roomie Hottie McHottie

Half Hour Later

'Oh my gosh' I think as I check my watch 'That was only a half hour ride! Oh my gosh! I figured I was driving with my grandma, Chris was driving so slow!'

"Okay." Chris says looking over at me, "You ready?"

"Yeah!" I say getting out of the car. I leaned up against the car while Chris started getting my stuff out. Right then two really hott guys walked by. I mean hott!

They look at me casually and say "hey!"

But I guess I forgot that I was a guy and kinda started flirting till thankfully Chris pulled me away. "Okay get in the car." He said from the other side of the car.

I stick my head in the car and we both say at the same time: (whoever has seen this movie, this scene was hilarious and I had to put it in here, It's just hard, so bare with me)

Me- "I can't do this! I'm a girl and I like guys! And I'm trying to be a guy! And I can't, I won't do this! It's too hard!

Chris- "You know! I was trying to be a good friend! I did your hair! I did your make up! Now you're going out there! You're going!"

We both take our heads out of the car and Chris comes around and hugs me, but only for a brief moment, cuz I'm trying to be a guy. 'You know, dawg!'

He waves good bye and leaves. I look up at the building. 'Oh boy what have I got myself into……….dawg!'

A Couple Hours Later

I walk into the building and am immediately overwhelmed. 'It's the afternoon, how are you partying!' I think to myself. 'Okay where's my room. 223? NO. 223? NO. 223? YES! I found it!'

I walk into my room and seriously I think about just dropping my bags and running out of there. 'Just hope that the tall darked haired one isn't your roommate, Haley! Maybe it's the blonde haired one! He seems like he would be fun to hang out with!'

"Excuse me?" Of course the tall dark haired boy talks first. "Do you have the right room?"

"Yea the freshman hallways 2 floors down." The other brown haired boy who is slightly shorter then the other one says. 'I can tell already he's gonna get on my nerves.'

"Um yeah I think!" 'Shoot, Haley! Manly voice!' Deeper this time I say, "223 right?"

"Yup that's this one! Nathan Scott! I guess we'll be rooming together!" 'Oh crap! Of course, just my luck! Hottie McHottie a.k.a. dark haired boy has to be my roommate. "This," pointing to the annoying one, "is Tim Smith and this," turning to the blonde haired boy, "is Lucas Roe."

"Nice to meet you guys!" 'Yeah, Haley! Definantly got the voice down!' "Oh. I'm Ha- Jake James!" 'Wow! Close one Hales!'

"Cool! Well me and Tim are gonna go to our room to finish some homework! See ya later Nate! Come on Tim!"

"Okay! Okay! I'm coming! See Ya Nate! Nice meeting you Jake……… I guess." He mumbles at the end, thinking I didn't hear. 'Oh well! I didn't really like him anyways! Now it's time to get to know my roomie!'

"So, Nate, dawg! What chya do for fun around here?"

He looks at me strangely and says, "Um well, I'm the captain of our varsity basketball team…."

"Oh my gosh!" I shriek girly. 'Whoops.' "I mean coughcough um that's cool! I guess! I mean I play some ball!" 'Nice cover!'

"Oh really?" he says sitting down on his bed that's across from mine, "What position?"

"Oh you know shooting guard!"

"Really? Well me, Luke, and Tim all play on the team! I'm starting forward. Tim's point and Lucas is center forward. You trying out?"

"You know it dawg!"

"Yeah! Jake you do know you're white?" I look away. "It's cool! You and Tim will probably get a long great!"

'Ew! Change the subject, Hales!' "Well are there any hotties in this school?" 'Okay! Gross! Now, I probably have to hear about his perfect little girlfriend.'

"Well there is this one girl…" He began.

"Girlfriend?" I ask. 'Smooth, Hales! Smooth!'

"Pssh! I wish! I don't know man there is just something about her! That just, I, I, can't talk to her like I normally can with people!"

"What's her name?"

"Peyton Sawyer!"

"Ohh nice! Hott name!"

"Hey! Man, don't talk about her like that!" He snaps.

'Wow! Geez, this guy is sensitive!' "Sorry, Nate! I didn't know it was serious with you guys! I mean you said she wasn't your girlfriend so…….."

"No, she's not but I mean she's still a girl!" 'Awww….. I think I just fell in love!' Then something snapped me out of my thoughts…..

I'm a Barbie girl,

In a Barbie world,

Wrapped in plastic,

It's fantastic

Nathan bursts out laughing. 'Okay, play it cool Hales!' "Man, it's my sister's ring tone! What did ya think? I was gay!"

You can brush my hair

Undress me everywhere

"Aren't you going to answer it?"

"Oh! Yeah, right! Excuse me!" I take the phone and walk outside into the hallway.

"What?" I say harshly answering the phone.

"Geez, Hales! I thought you would be happy to hear from me! What's up with your voice?" 'Oh God no! Why would he call me! I just had to answer the phone and be totally distracted by my extremely hott room mate that I forgot to look at the caller! UGH!'

"JUSTIN?"

"Yeah! Baby, I don't wanna sound mean," 'Yeah, like you aren't mean already!' "But you sound like a guy."

"Yeah. I have a cold! Justin, why are you calling?"

"Okay, listen Hales, I know you got mad but I mean come on were the perfect couple! Give it another try, please, for me?"

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