AzureKing: Yo, sorry for the late update on this. Anyway good news for all, I have my old beta again! But due to some stuff my beta will be still off beta...ing? Stories for now and I again write like the wind.

So Q and A time:

RasenShuriken92: No she isn't a original character she is in the Infinite Stratos world

Anyway yes Naruto is going to get a harem but who it is will not be revealed! They will be a few more chapters before canon so please bear with me on this ja ne!

"Arg, damn women, thinking that she can come eat at MY restaurant." The fat man said as he was anger that he was denied to sleep with that woman by that giant man!

*SMASH*

Suddenly the window in his room was broken by a brick!

"God dammit!" The fat short man walks up to pick the-

BOOM!

The second he picked the brick it explodes in a shower of pink paint. The man growls as she angrily left his room. He grabs the door handle with his left hand and felt an odd sticky sensation, "What in the hell?" he scoffs as the man goes to through the door. The man continues to move but didn't notice that he snap an invisible wire. As he stop to look the cupboard he had to put away his shoes opens up and had a boxing glove hit in the groins!

"AHHHHH!" he yells in pure pain that sounded like a shrill little girl screaming as he felt rocks were filled in the glove causing him to cry out from the hit. The restaurant owner covers his groin area to lessen the pain with his left hand while the other was on top of the cupboard to support him as his legs were now tired. But he felt he grab onto something else and looks in his hand that it held a vibrating pink dildo! "Oh god!" he tries to fling it from his hand to add to his dismay that it was somehow glued on to his hand and fingers! The tiny man tried to use his other hand to remove but for some reason he couldn't, in fact he felt something tugging on his…his eyes widen as he look down to saw that the hand that was touch the odd liquid on the door handle was glued to his crotch! "ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" he yells trying to pull it off but it only hurt the skin on his hand.

"Grrr." The man growls as he started to panic from this situation. He ran to the hall hoping one of his employees would help him. As the short, fat man ran he once again never notice an invisible wire however when it snaps a hole appear in front of him! Thus falling down in darkness as the hidden hole in the floor fixed itself, to make matters worse for him he fell into some strange liquid! He stood up but slips at the liquid that covered his feet and he heard a ripping sound, he felt a cold draft on his body. "NO!" The restaurant owner saw his clothes and pant were ripped off by a hook near him! He tries to stand up again only to yet again fall down…but in something soft. The fat man saw that he landed in a tub of chicken feathers. Thanking his luck for coming through…he steps out and notices a mirror in front of him. He gasps as he saw his reflection…he look like some giant chicken!

"Argh, when I find who did this I swear I'll-" The man grumbles as he angrily stomps away but he trips another wire with his arms from the tub that was probably attached to him before snapping. The man turns to see the tub he was in suddenly launch another BIGGER dildo into his rear-end which also was bare as the hook took his underwear too! "OH GOD!" he cries as he felt the foreign object in his ass!

Now decide it was enough he screams and saw a door thankfully now heading towards it…but as if out of nowhere some powder hit his face! He saw an odd wire connected to the door handle that spring out the powder to his face! "Bwark, bawk!" he could only say as the powder made his throat itch and swell slightly. Great now he even sounds like a chicken! He took two steps forward to hear a honk…he slowly stares at his feet to see that now he wore a pair of clown shoes filled with glue. The man starts running as the shoes create a squeaky sound with each step he took. He smiles as he saw the word exit in double doors in front of him. He ran through not giving a second thought before he was in the main room of his restaurant as everyone looks at him…

"Oh my god…"

"Gross!"

"Isn't the owner?!"

The man tries to speak but can only continue to sound like chicken! He grabs one woman to try to help him but he then saw two cops that he recently hired in case of emergency. The rookie looks at his mentor and asks, "What the hell is with this gut Luca?"

"It appears that this man is some pervert who likes…some kinda of chicken fetish!...Taser him!" he order as he and the partner brought out taser guns and jab them into the man…then proceed to beat with their stun batons…and use pepper spray on his eyes! Nobody heard two voices laughing at one of the buildings close by rooftops.

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WITH NARUTO AND AUTUMN

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The two were laughing uncontrollable as they rolled away at the man who is now being push into a police car, "Oh fuck! Kid, you rock! I didn't believe you when you said." The woman stands up and tries to look serious when he told his plan. "'I'm going to prank so hard that he'll go to jail and his inmates will make him feel right at home.'" She said as the boy looks at her and nods.

"I admit that for a few minutes that was good. I f I had an hour it would have been way better!" Naruto swore as they laugh before the woman stops and saw the cops trying to search the area.

"Oi, we can't stay here. Meet at Lily Park in half an hour!" she said as Naruto nods before jumping rooftop to rooftop with gentle ease. She looks at him briefly and smiles a rare genuine one that only one woman had the luxury of seeing. "Weird kid…"

She smiles as she grabs a small device from her pocket and vanishes from the world!

Naruto arrived to the park with little to no difficulty as he saw his pranking friend already in a bench. "Yo…" he said as she smiles back at him with evil intents though not at him.

"I swear to god kid, you are going to break hearts when you're older." She said as Naruto tilted his head in confusion.

"Eh? Why I don't want to hurt people." Naruto said as he wondered what she meant.

Autumn just laughs at that! Well now she knows that he isn't perfect, but still she likes him enough, "Hey, Kid what's your name?"

"Naruto…Naruto Orimura." He spoke as Autumn eyes widen for a quick second that even Naruto couldn't see before fixing it.

"Huh…well, I'm going to be for a while…mind accompany me for a while like good boy?" she asked as he nod. She just smirks at this boy…he just keeps making her more and more interested in him!

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MONTHS LATER

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Autumn was walking down the street looking for Naruto's home, "Dammit, where is it…?" she growls as she glares some men giving her perverted looks at her. They ran scared unlike Naruto who would have stood his ground like a REAL man. She needed to go back to her work soon but wanted to hang out with the kid one last time.

During her stay they prank (and arrested) many other assholes like that fat man back the restaurant and few others she lied to get some giggles. This kid may not want to hurt people but he was genius at it! The woman wanted to take him with her but due to everyone practically knows him, Autumn throw that idea out the window…with some puppies tied to it.

"FINALLY!" she yells as she…wait a sec…Autumn looks at the address that Naruto gave her a week ago but now she's in front of a orphanage. She knows the kid can't lie to save his life so she knocks on the door. "Hey, kid is this some joke?!"

Autumn stops as she heard some locks being intended to as it open showing a nun. She was young girl with light grey hair and golden eyes. She sighs, "Look I know Naruto probably made you come here but please go away!"

Autumn looks at her with a twitching eyebrow before yelling, "HEY, HE INVITED ME!"

The girl eyes widen before closing the door, "Go away! No takes my big bro!"

"Sonofa-" Autumn started before knocking louder. "OPEN UP!"

This time it was open but older woman smile to her, "I'm sorry about that. Caren is a bit possessive of Naruto. Please come inside, if you really to see Naruto go ahead. Naru should be training Yang by now."

Autumn gave a courteous nod as she move ahead as she notice pictures of Naruto of when he was younger. She smiles as she saw him with other kids and staff members in every picture, "Huh…for an orphan he has looks so happy." She said absentminded before she heard some punches landing in something. She looks to see the backyard where her eyes found Naruto holding some kind og thing people use to block punches in boxing.

"C'mon Yang put some power to it!" He said in scolding manner as young little girl with bright yellow hair nods.

"I got it!" she said before throwing heavy punches and kicks to Naruto who took them without moving a single centimeter. She stops and falls down tired from the training Naruto gave, "Whoo! How did I do Naru?"

Naruto pats her head… "You suck." He said stone face as she cries 'EHH?' "Hehe, just kidding. You doing well Yang you may start going to your clubs boxing team soon."

Two girls suddenly pounces on him, "Hey, Naruto you promise us to dance today!" they said together

Naruto tries to reach for them as the suddenly moved and more kids tackled him! "Hey..." Naruto chuckles as the kids laugh at him.

"Hey, kid!" Autumn spoke causing Naruto to sit straight up.

"Autumn! Sorry, I didn't think the kids would take up so much of time." The kind boy said as the little boys and girls gather around him.

"Big bro is she nice?"

"Is she your girlfriend big bro? Nice!"

"Nya! No Naruto is going to marry me!"

Their voices demanded Naruto to talk but Autumn decided to tease the boy, "Sorry brats." she brings in Naruto to her side with cheeky smirk. "But ki- Naruto is mine!" she siad leading him out of the building as she giggles sweetly at the young lasses yelling at her.

Naruto looks at her smiling as he spoke, "Here...I got you something to have."

Autumn lost her smile to gain a look of surprised to be on her face, "You didn't need to kid."

"Well, I wanted to!" Naruto smiles as he passed her a blue box that she open to see a wooden handle. "I made it, but what do you think? Just flick your wrist."

Autumn does what she was instructed as she flicks her hand to see a two inch steel blade outmof the handle end..."Nice." she said as the orange haired woman smirks at it. She grabs Naruto's head with her arm.

The two spend the whole day as sadly it went by quickly. Autumn waves goodbye to Naruto as she left to her airplane. She looks at her new weapon as she gave rueful chuckle.

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LATER

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Autumn arrives to her base sighing in content from returning to her full nature, "Well, it wasn't like that vacation was a total snore." she smiles thinking about that kid...thinking about Naruto.

"Welcome back, Autumn." A sweet voice spoke as Autumn unconsciously smiles and blush at voice. "From that look on your face did you meet someone interesting?

"Yeah, it was an odd kid, pretty cute probably be a hot guy soon." Autumn honestly admit as she nods her head sagely. "Anyway I'm going to get prepared for my mission wake me up when you want to have some 'fun' Squall."

Despite her joking tone Autumn voice had…an odd feeling…attachment to this lad. Maybe she should see this boy to make sure that if he really is as interesting as she thinks he is…

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NEXT WEEK

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Naruto waves goodbye to the children again, "Okay Yang try to work on your homework then train kay? Éclair and Sarah stop being to Snow and the other boys. And boy's protect everyone while I'm gone kay, if you do I'll buy all new Vanguard decks and stay all day when the next time I come back so we can play all the time!" he says as the kids all wave good bye to him.

He won't be able to visit them soon since his club (anime club president, kendo president, track president, and president of the cooking club) are going to stay in school for a week (unfortunately that also means he has to a whole month…hope Chifuyu won't mind instant meals for that long of a period time.) to train and have fun.

As Naruto was being snacks for his friends (meaning everyone in class, thank god for the money from the Germany job!) saw a woman who pass by him started to fall! "Hey!" he said as he grabs the woman's arms as he gently lift her and look at her face. "Are you alright?"

"Yes, I'm afraid that skipping my meal when I was in the airplane wasn't my best idea." She spoke straight to the point yet it was also very alluring as well. Naruto let her go as she told him she was fine to stand up by herself.

Naruto smiles at her as he spoke, "Well, I was going to eat somewhere, would you like to come with me? I know a nice place for someone like you to enjoy."

The woman put up a disarming smile as she nods happily, "Yes, please…oh what's your name?"

"My name is Naruto Orimura, and might I get yours my new friend?" The young male asked back as the woman nods to it.

"You may have the courtesy of calling my Squall…"

Okay next to do is obviously Squall than onto Canon, before you all argue about Madoka i already got her for WAY later! Next is Freezing Shinobi...to be updated!