Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story...ahh! the daggers... Through my heart...piercing pain! Ow

translations: Orenji atama - orange head (duh)

Shirayuki - the japenese snow white

SEEING DOUBLE

CHAPTER FOUR

Ayame fun!

Last time we saw Ayame, he was in the back of his shop making a high school uniform...for a girl! He has now finished the final touches on the dainty shoes and the whole outfit is complete. Just bear this in mind, and start thinking about what his plan could be...

It was Monday again. The gang, Tohru, Kyo, Yuki, Uo and Hana, sat down at their desks, in the class room. Tohru had explained to her friends that Jackie was yet another member of the Sohma family, and that she had just moved over from England. But, of course, she couldn't tell them about the secret and why Jackie had a horrific bruise on the side of her face.

"So, what's it like in England then, Jackie?" asked Uo curiously eying her war wounds.

After some hesitation, Jackie replied, "It's a lot different from here, if that's what you're asking." She barely lifted her head, although you could still see the glum look on her face.

"Right." said Uo deciding it was best not to pursue the matter any further.

They all sat quietly for a moment reflecting on their own thoughts, until the teacher walked in and started the lesson.

At Break, Haru and Momiji, who had recovered (or so he insisted), joined the group and walked down the corridor to...well, to wherever they usually go at break!

Just then, from the other end of the hallway the sound of the frantic, Yuki fan club girls could be heard. But something was different, a new voice sounded from the babbling tribe, a voice so girly and feminine that it couldn't possibly be the voice of a girl!

The fan club turned the corner and were now facing the others!

"Oh...no!"

Yuki's eyes wide with shock and confusion, he realised something.

At that very moment Yuki realised...just how twisted and desperate his brother was!

The fan club girls...and Ayame, rushed up to Yuki!

"Hi, Yuki!" Motoko had her arms linked with Ayame, who was sickly-sweet smiling and batting his eye lashes. "This is Amiya! She's new at this school!"

As Yuki was still twitching nervously, Kyo spoke up.

"Yeah!" He could barely keep himself from laughing his head off!

Then in a low, harsh voice Yuki spoke through his teeth.

"What are you doing here!" It wasn't a question. He knew exactly why his brother was stalking him!

The familiar shrill voice once again flowed from Ayame's lip-glossed lips.

"Well, dear Yuki, I came to this school this morning and met this wonderful, beautiful, young girl, here," Motoko giggled at the compliment, "and she took me under her wing and told me all about their devotion to the handsome prince Yuki, and I just had to meet you so..."

Yuki almost burst into tears, but something stopped him.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of one of the girls standing behind his flamboyant brother!

A dark haired girl stood, with her head low, as if trying not to be noticed. Yuki looked a little more closely at the girls hidden face.

"Shigure?"

The girl lifted her head.

"Aha! Goodness no! that's a man's name! Not a name for a young woman like me! Ahahaha!" Shigure's face was bright red and his voice was even more shrill than Ayame's!

"My name's Shirayuki!"

No one really believed that Ayame could really sink this low, Shigure on the other hand; he was more likely to do something like this!

"Yeah, right!" shouted Kyo.

However, Haru, above anything else found this hilarious!

"Excuse me, but do you mind if we talk to these two "ladies" for a moment?" but before either one of the fan club girls could say a thing, Kyo and Yuki grabbed one drag-queen each and dragged them round the corner! (A/N pun not intended)

"What the hell, do you think you're doing!" The metaphorical smoke that was coming out of Kyo's ears, was now turning black!

"uh…it's no big deal!" A feeble attempt to try and defend himself!

"No big deal!" (A/N poor Kyo!) "You're wearing a DRESS! How is it not a big deal! And the bloody cheek, to call your self Shirayuki!"

"Actually, I think they look quite good!"

Of course, everyone had forgotten that the two cross-dressers standing before them were not the only ones who looked good in a dress! Momiji, who had said nothing until now, also constantly wore girls clothes, and wore them well at that!

The whole lot of them sweat dropped!

"Why, thank you, dear Momiji! It's nice to know that someone here has a good eye for style!" As Ayame smiled, his perfect white teeth glistened and as Momiji grinned from ear to ear, his rosie, round cheeks blushed!

Horror was practically visible throughout the group as their little blond friend stood glowing red and batting his eyelashes!

"O-kay! Well, that…still doesn't..er..i mean-" Before Kyo embarrassed himself further Haru decided it was a good idea to step in!

"I think what orenji atama is trying to say, is that, at least Momiji doesn't pretend to be girl, and he isn't 28!"

"Come on Shigure darling, we're leaving!" Ayame stormed off back to the Fan club girls! Shigure, however, lingered for a second longer.

"Um, just so you know, I'm not here why you think I'm here! I mean, it's got nothing to do with the fact that there are so many…high…school…girls." Just as he was saying this, two youthful, slim, 1st years walk past with their hair swaying behind them!

"Erm, got to go! Bye!" And with that, Shigure skipped off in the same direction!

The bell sounded for the end of break and the group solemnly strolled back to class.

"Wait!" Tohru had stopped abruptly, "Where's Jackie-san!"

In all the confusion, everyone had forgotten about the new addition to the family!

The entire group looked at Kyo and then at each other.

"The roof!" all in chorus!

Next time in Seeing Double, What is Jackie doing on the roof? And How will Hatori react when he finds his two child-hood friends in skirts and make-up!

Haha! I love how I make myself laugh! Joking!

I would just like to say, congrats to Dark-Morganna who has written her first story (with the help of God of Frogs)! I can't believe it's even shorter than mine! But, anyhoo, well done, and its nice that you're adding to the ever growing immortal rain fics!

I hope people reading this will review it for you and I recommend it especially if you read immortal rain, but if you don't…..do! It's a really good series!

Hope you enjoyed chapter 4! Ill write the next as soon as possible, but it might be a little while because I just thought of a really good plot for another fic involving Shigure and SAKE! YAY!