Bonus: Chapter 47 (Friendly Arena)
'What I do now?!' Saitama tried to think of a plan to take Ryuko's ass off him.
In a sudden Hanje opened the door and shout, waking everyone up in the process.
"Wakey, wake! Sleeping birds!" She shook Kurome's shoulders and she did the same to Genos.
Ryuko opened her eyes slowly and saw Hanje waking them up. "Ah? Wha-" Before she could see behind her, Saitama stood up from the bed. He was slightly nervous, he didn't want Ryuko to find out what happened earlier.
"Whoa, I'm was sleeping at the opposite side? I don't remember something like that." Ryuko mumbled and yawned.
"What's the meaning of this Section Commander." Genos asked her gently. "Im glad you asked Genos, you see I have prepared a small experiment for you all, including Levi's squad too." Hanje let out a chuckle.
"Experiment? What kind of experiment." Kurome reply in a sleepy expression.
"Oh, I'll tell you when we go outside of Wall Sina. Where everyone will be gathered." Hanje released a giggle, she blushed as well.
Levi walk outside from the prison, he had a person with its covered by a Survey Corps hoodie. While they were leaving the prison Levi spoke cleverly to the person.
"Alright, now Hanje has a small test for my entire squad, she took my permission for this but I swore it is the last time I let her do something like this." No answer from the person with the hoodie.
"She wants you all to fight in a friendly spar you can say, and I will be included as one of your allies." Still the same picture, the person didn't even lift its head.
"I heared there will be heroes too, Killer Wolf and Blast are not allowed to participate in her stupid test, the previous time that happened Wall Sina almost turned into rocks and debris." The person kept walking next to Levi without saying a word.
"However, Saitama will be as an opponent too." The silent and puppet-looking person shifted her head toward Levi, her eyes were staring at Levi like a drug addicted girl who wanted a dose.
"I want to fight as well, a female voice finally answered from inside the hoodie.
Levi grabbed her shoulder tightly, his expression went even more serious. "Oi, I will be watching you, it's a friendly battle after all. Don't attempt to kill Saitama, enen though you can't even scratch him, no one can." Levi didn't received an answer from her, they just kept walking towards their way.
Hanje was leading Saitama, Kurome, Akame, Genos and Ryuko outside of Wall Sina to begin with her well called 'test.'
The guards opened the gate and let them outside, Hanje turn her head at one of the guards.
"Hey, did Levi passed from here?" She asked with an excited smile. "No, Section Commander."
Hanje laughed out loud making the guard to slightly cringe. "We are first. Let's go hehehe." She was giving the look of a small child that was going to enjoy the clear weather outside.
"Oh, I wonder what we should have for dinner after that Genos, Akame." Saitama stated at his two disciples in a neutral expression.
"As soos as we done with this, we will enjoy the food together Sensei." Genos exclaimed with a sternly look.
Levi and the hoodie person reached the barracks, where Eren and the others were. "Oi, brats. Let's move, Hanje got another brainfart for damn sakes." Levi told them slightly interested about it.
"My beefcake will be there too?!" Sasha asked her short Captain with bright stars effect inside her eyes.
"If you mean your bald boyfriend, yeah. He will be as your opponent." Levi pointed everyone with his hand, Almost his entire squad swallowed heavily hearing that Saitama will be one of their foes excluding the person under the hoodie.
Eren stalk suspiciously the strange person with the hoodie. He clenched his eyes when the titan shifter figured out who it was.
"Mikasa..." She took off the hoodie and revealed her identity, she had bandages all over her wounds. Although the most exposted thing on her body was Saitama's palm, it had become a scar on her head, everyone could see his entire fingerprints around her forehead.
Since the day he firstly grabbed her, when he protected Reiner and Bertholdt. Since them she had this scar on her head.
"Cr-creepy!" Conny and Jean shouted in union. "Eren, forgive me." She mumbled in a low tone.
"Really?! That's all you have to say? Have you no remorse for what you did?!" Eren asked her with anger in his blazing eyes.
"I don't like this Eren, we we're childhood friends. Don't do this..." Mikasa didn't dare to made eye contact with Eren.
Armin came in and placed a hand on Eren's shoulder. "Eren, give her a second chance..." He heared Armin's words, he look back at Mikasa and saw a broken person, a poor girl without reason no live anymore. Eren didn't show pity nor mercy, he answered with a mad tone in his voice.
"Fine, for now." He walk forth and ended the conversation. "Alright, enough chatting around. Move out." Levi ordered them, everyone obeyed and follow him and Eren.
"Captain, tell me. Why Commander Hanje wants to test something like that again? Don't we know that Saitama is already the strongest hero?" Eren asked Levi with a worried expression.
"Beats me, however she asked Queen Historia and took her permission to do a friendly spar between my squad, excluding Killer Wolf and Blast." Levi replaced his cravat at the right direction.
"W-wait! You mean one of us will face off against Saitama?!" Armin questioned Levi tremendously scared.
"Yes. Hanje wants to see who of you will be the last one standing against him." Levi stated serious.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! You mean we all gonna fight him at once?!" Sasha asked right after Armin, both of them were trembling from just thinking of it.
"We don't stand a chance! Doesn't matter what we do! No one can beat One Punch Man!" Armin uttered to Captain Levi with sweat falling from his head.
"Captain! With all my respect but this is suicide! If he lands one punch on each one of all we are as good as dead." Jean said. His boots were shaking by fear as well.
"You all shaking like you catch a cold, pull yourselfs together. I will be fighting him alongside with you, plus a new member of our squad will be facing him too." Eren was daring enough to ask.
"New member? Who is it Captain?" Levi shifted his gaze at Eren and everyone else behind him were hearing him with opened ears.
"Yesterday night I met her in the Queen's chamber. Her name is Ryuko Matoi and you can say she's a hero like Saitama and the others." Levi was about to resume, however Connie ask their Captain curious.
"How does she look like? What powers she have? Is she stronger than Saitama? Is she from another world?" Levi stare at Connie in a sternly look.
"Half Nude, immense strength, speed and insanely regeneration, unknown and yes." Levi answered to almost all of Connie's questions, leaving him behind with a poker face.
"Damn, she sounds powerful." Eren spoke as they reached the gate. "Captain Levi! Section Commander Hanje is waiting you outside." The guard gave them information.
"Good, open the gate." They lift the gate up. Levi and his comrades walk outside to meet with Hanje and the others.
"Beefcake!" Sasha run onto Saitama and kissed him front of everyone. "Sasha, I missed you too." One Punch Man said and shifted his head to Hanje.
"So, now what?" Hanje smiled and spoke with excitement on her blushed face. "You all are going to fight Saitama! And with that I'll see who can remain on his feet against our strongest hero longer than anyone else!" She smirked and changed her glare at Levi.
"I already told them about your brainfart, four eyes. What's the matter of this anyway, we only doing this to keep you entertained." He crossed his arms together.
"Ohhh, come on Levi. Don't you wanna help your old pal?" Hanje asked while she went behind Levi and massaging his shoulders.
Ryuko show a cocky smile and walk forward, she turn her glance at Saitama. "Heh! I don't care how hig your power is, I will defeat you this time!" She exclaimed as Saitama answered with an empty face.
"Oh, Good luck with that." Akame lift her arm and took Levi's attention. "I can't fight my Sensei, it's pointless. He is way stronger than me I refuse to participate in this battle, but I can spectate." Hanje felt slightly disappointed hearing that, she couldn't force Akame to fight if she didn't want to.
"Fine, fine. You can watch from atop of the Wall." Connie was about to sneak-walk away but Hanje grab his shirt.
"Nah, nah, nah. You never fought Saitama before." Connie sighed in fear, Eren was surely going to transform in this fight. It was the only plan he had in the playbook, Mikasa kept her silence whilst staring at Saitama.
"Section Commander Hanje, I will fight my Master too?" Genos asked in a serious tone. "Yeah, you are crazy strong Genos, at least you and Levi can do a scratch on Saitama." Genos nod his head negatively before answering to her.
"High doubt about that small scratch." Demon cyborg finished his phrase and walk from the other side with the Scouts.
"Armin, will you..." Eren waited the blond titan shifter to answer. "N-no, I won't. It's too risky for the spectators atop of Wall Sina." Eren nodded in agreement and took a glance on Ryuko.
'She really is half nude! Why?' He thought inside this mind tremendously curious.
"H-Hanje-San. Excuse me but I will stay behind with my sister." Hanje patted Kurome's head and winked at her.
"As you wish." "Th-Thanks." Hanje blushed again after Kurome respond, and left with her sister.
"Ah here they are." A carriage with dozens of thunder spears had arrived. "Isn't this dangerous for us?!" Jean shouted whilst the fear befalled him again.
"No, it's not. Don't be worry about those, you will fighting Saitama in groups, not all at once silly." Hanje's answer didn't calm Jean at all.
"What's the difference to that!?" He didn't received an answer.
"Get ready and we will start! Heheheeheh!" She was moving her palms back and forth in excitement.
After a few minutes everyone was prepared, they were equipped with ODM maneuver gears and thunder spears, excluding Ryuko and Genos.
"I don't need those exploding metals, I can defeat Saitama on my own!" Ryuko couldn't wait to fight him.
Hanje pull out of her chest pocket a small notebook, it had the groups written inside at the first page. "Let's see, the groups are... Armin, Genos, Sas-" Sasha shout and cut off Hanje.
"NO WAY! I AIN'T FIGHTING MY BEEFCAKE! No way in hell!" Saitama spoke to Hanje with a raised brow. "Really, I agree with Sasha. I mean can't she stay out of this?" Hanje sighed in disbelief.
"Alright, she can leave too." Connie entered the chat and said.
"Hey! This isn't fa-" Hanje stare at him in a menacing expression. He shut his mouth entirely.
"Now, the groups now are... Armin, Genos, Connie/ Eren, Jean, Terrible Tor- forget about the last one hehehe, I meant Eren and Jean/ the last group that will fight Saitama is Levi, Mikasa and Ryuko."
Ryuko smirked, Mikasa glared daggers toward Saitama and Levi watch Hanje laughing, he had the usual serious expression.
"Without further calculations... Begin!" Hanje screamed happy and used her gear to fly atop of Wall Sina with Levi and the other current spectators.
Armin, Genos and Connie were the first to fight Saitama. "Sensei, I'll try my best to show you my improvements."
"Oh, okay. Genos." "Ahh... I'm too scared to move." Connie gritted his teeth and his eyes were watering.
"C-Connie, calm down. Saitama won't hurt us..." Armin attempted to chill his friend.
"I'll start this battle, here I come Sensei!" Genos ended the conversation there and immediately activated his boosters.
"Jet Drive Arrow!" Genos jumped and used the rocket boosters on his shoulders and legs at full power to deliver a powerful kinetic kick, the boosters on his right leg formed the shape of an arrowhead.
Saitama thought for a second inside his shiny head. "Genos has greatly improved his speed since our last battle." He dodged Genos kick and stare at him.
Genos kicked down to the ground with jet drive arrow. Smashing and turning it into debris and flying rocks. His kick radius was dozens meters, even Armin and Connie from a great distance felt the earth underneath their feet shaking.
"Su-Such power!" Armin mumbled while he and Connie were struggling to hold their balance.
'As always, Sensei is able to dodge and block every kind of attack.' Genos stated in his mind and launched himself toward Saitama again.
"Dual Blade Rush!" Genos jumped in the air, equipping both arm blades and rushed towards the target, which in this case Saitama, with his rocket boosters and proceeded to stab Saitama rapidly.
One Punch Man dodge again and appeared behind Genos. "You did good." Saitama said and knocked down Genos with a softly karate chop on his neck.
"Oops, there goes Genos." Hanje shrugged and updated the battle conditions for the spectators. "Connie and Armin doesn't stand a chance." Jean uttered to everyone around him.
Saitama made a small step. In a matter of milliseconds he were standing front of Armin.
"I Surrender..." He dropped several tears of sweat. "Oh, okay." Saitama shifted his shiny head at Connie. "GHHH! I SURRENDER TOO!" They didn't even use a thunder spear against Saitama.
"How disappointing, let's continue with the second group. Uhhh yeah! Eren and Jean, you're up!" She pointed out.
Eren and Jean fly down and step on the ground across Saitama "Oh, it's your turn now." He stated, calmly.
"Jean, take those." Eren gave his thunder spears to Jean and created some distance between them.
"Let's see if I can make a scratch on your body like this!" Eren shouted whilst he run toward Saitama.
He reached front of him and bit himself. The orange lightning came from above, transforming Eren into the Attack titan. The wind pressure pushed Jean back, he stabbed the ground with his blades to hold position.
Saitama on the other hand was send flying, before he could collide on the Wall the Attack titan grabbed him and threw him on the ground.
"I'm thirsty." One Punch Man mumble before Attack titan's feet stomp on him. After dozens of stomps Eren lift his foot to check on Saitama.
The hero wasn't there, instead he was picking his nose from the other side. "Eren! Behind you!" Jean shouted. Attack titan shift his gaze behind him.
"Your stomps were pretty weak and slow, you gotta practice and improve your movement speed and power." Saitama gave a small advice to Eren.
"You forgot about me, Saitama!" Jean shouted as he detonated two thunder spears and fired them towards the Caped baldy.
"Oh?" The spears exploded front of Saitama. Cloud of smoke covered the area around him.
The hero wasn't there when the smoke cleared out. "Where did h-" "Those metal things are slower than Eren." Saitama answered behind Jean.
"When did y-" Saitama launched a punch on Jean's face, before the hit could land the teenager shout. "I surrender!" Saitama stopped the punch. "Overwhelming strength is... pretty boring actually." He replied in a boredom expression.
"Oh, I forgot about you." Saitama jumped and delivered a punch on Attack titan's chest. Eren try to block it by hardening his hands and covering his titan chest. However it didn't work, Saitama penetrated the armor and a huge hole had been opened on Attack titan's chest.
He fell down defeated and Eren came out of the titan's nape, patting heavily like he had ran on a marathon. "I... S-Surrender." The titan shifter lost as well.
"There goes the second team. Now, now, it gets interesting. Ohhhhh Leviiiiii!" Hanje turned around and saw Levi prepared, he had his sharp blades and thunder spears ready. Ryuko and Mikasa had both their weapons ready as well.
Ryuko was toying with her scissors blade, she stopped and hold it properly when their turn came.
"Oi, Saitama. Things will be different this time around." Ryuko smiled as she mumbled.
"I heared you fought him before, is that right?" Mikasa asked caughting Ryuko's attention.
"Yeah, he's pretty strong. I will enjoy defeating him this time." "Interesting..." Mikasa said as Levi stand at the middle.
"Enough talking, demonstrate." He stated and used his gear to go down while Eren and Jean were using the elevator to go up the Wall.
"Heh! Let's go!" Ryuko jumped down and kicked the ground to stand still on her high-heels, Mikasa used her 3D gear to reach them.
She landed next of Levi and Ryuko, from the other side a bored Saitama could be seen.
"Let's get this over." One Punch Man mumbled to them in a blank expression.
'This is my chance, my last chance to defeat him...' Mikasa took a deep breath and came out of her thoughts.
"Senketsu, are you ready?" Ryuko asked her life fiber on her breasts. "Yes, Ryuko. Let's beat him this time." Levi and Mikasa watch Ryuko slightly confused, Levi knew about her life fiber that's why he changed his stare back at Saitama after some seconds.
Mikasa didn't had a clue why Ryuko was talking to herself, but she didn't care either. She concentrated on her nemesis who was right front of her.