Bonus: Chapter 49 (Love Potion) {Part 1} [The beginning]
God was watching Ryuko from the outer space, he got pissed because she befriended with Saitama and the other weak third dimensional creatures.
"Insolence, Incomplete, suck recklessness. I won't allow it to just slide like that, these small pawns must be punished!" God clapped his hands together and teleported somewhere else.
God suddenly spawned into a small shrine house, he was so huge causing the ceiling to collapse. There was a few cute girls and a guy looking like Suiryu inside.
"WHAT THE FU- RUUUUUN!" The man screamed frustrated.
Everyone ran out of the shrine house before it collapse on their heads, the girls fall down and grabbed the guy next to them tightly, screaming and crying in fear.
"AAAAAHHHH! FUYUROZA! W-WHAT IS THAT THING?!" A purple-haired pointed at God who was staring at them.
"I DONT KNOW! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT... THAT THING!"
Another white-haired girl jointed their small argue. She also had a black eye patch on her left eye.
"Fuyuzora is right, stay calm! Sagiri-Chan." She placed her arms on the purple-haired girl named Sagiri.
"Enough! You creatures! You have something that I desire..." God float out of the collapsed shrine house towards them.
"Wh-what?! What the hell are you talking about!? We don't even know what you are!" The guy who was looking similar to Suiryu said tremendously afraid of God.
"It doesn't matter creature. I'll just take what I want, then I'll leave you." God extended his gigantic fingers toward one of the girls.
"Charlotte-Chan!" Fuyuroza screamed and stare at God taking something from his small girl friend.
The cute blonde girl closed her eyes, she thought it would be her end as tears fall over her entire face. "Don't kill me!" Charlotte shouted in fear toward God.
"There, I got what I want." God made some distance from them. Suddenly a large white cat came out of the flattened house.
That cat was wearing an orange damaged yukata top and a large dusty bell collar.
"Shiratama!" The girl named Sagiri ran towards the giant cat.
"H-Hey! Give back my love potion! Thief!" Truly, God had a tiny pink bottle inside his hand.
"Koyuzu-Chan! FORGET ABOUT IT!" Fuyuzora grabbed the little girl and stopped her movement.
"You decided right, filthy creature. If any of you show such rudeness towards the God of everything again, your planet will be banished.
God didn't care about those fools, he took what he wanted. In an instant he became dust and vanished front of their own eyes.
The white girl with the eye patch shifted her head slowly toward the Fuyuzora guy. "Love Potion?"
"Hey! I have nothing to do about it!" He shouted back. "Our house!" Sagiri begun ripped the grass in anger.
"Tch... Dammit..." Fuyuzora cursed that God being that suddenly appeared and suddenly disappeared.
God teleported back to his previous location, into space. "Magnificent, you will do. Ah, I see." God snapped his left fingers and the small pink bottle inside his giant right palm begun to mutiply itself.
"Ten bottles should be enough, now. I want to see those poor creatures suffer from what they think they are made of. They want friendship? Trust? Love? Passion? I'll give them everything!" God stated pissed as he found the earth of Aot universe.
"I told you creatures... I'm the best player!" He gently threw the ten bottles into the earth, they disappeared before they reach the ground and shatter.
"The game continues..." He placed his fingers together and stalk in excitement.
Five of the beautiful looking pink bottles appeared into a tavern's kitchen. "Huh? What is that?" A member of the Garrison Regiment replied to himself as he hold one of the bottles.
"Let's see..." He took off the cork and smell it. "Wow, wine!" He drink all of it at once.
Hitch walk behind him as she heard him having a hiccup. "Stop drinking already, you s-" He suddenly turned around and hugged her.
"You are beautiful Hitch! Marry me please!" He hug her tight and begun kissing her. "The hell is wrong with you!" Hitch shouted and knock him back.
"You out of your mind?! Old pervert!" The man shifted his gaze at her. "Hehehe... I LOVE women with spirit!" He start walking near her, he extended his arms as long as he could to touch her.
"Get the fuck away!" Hitch flee from the empty tavern, the man start chasing after her like a damn titan.
"Hitch-san! I love youuuuu!" Hitch shut her ears, she used her maneuver gear to escape. "NOOO! Hitch! Come back babe!" He lost track of her.
"What the hell was that all of a sudden!" Hitch didn't know how to explain such behavior.
Saitama, Genos and Akame were using the elevator to reach the ground. "Yeah, it's true. I let her win on purpose." Saitama exclaimed in a neutral expression.
"Sensei! Don't worry, we won't uncover your embarrassing secret!" Genos had determination written inside his irises, the same was for Akame.
She nodded with Genos next to their master. Her red eyes look down and then back to their sensei.
"Sensei, we are finally down." After she finished her phrase the makeshift elevator touched the ground.
"Oh, finally. Let's go drink something Genos. Akame. I'm thirsty." Both of his disciples nodded and followed him.
Inside of their room 2 bottles of the love potion appeared on Saitama's cupboard. No one was there to see them yet.
Mikasa and Ryuko were answering questions Eren and the others had.
"DID YOU REALLY BEAT SAITAMA?!" Hanje shouted front of Mikasa.
"Heh, yes." She answered and planted a small smirk on her face.
"Hmm." Levi stare at Saitama and his disciples from atop of the Wall, he knew Saitama faked his defeat.
"Levi." Erwin force the short Captain to change his face at him. "What is it? Erwin."
"You tried, that's the matter." Levi didn't care for not being able to defeat Saitama.
"You should be worried for something else more important than that." Levi uttered to his in a calm tone.
"Huh?" Erwin raised his eyebrows toward Levi.
"Saitama and Genos forgot to tell us, if there's a hole on Wall Rose." Erwin widen his eyes when Levi said those words.
"Don't worry, I'll ask them." Levi calm him down, he used his 3D gear and flew toward Saitama and his disciples.
Levi landed front of them like a badass. "Oi, Saitama." He took their attentions immediately.
"Oh, hello." Saitama waved at Levi slightly nervous.
"What information we have about Wall Rose? Is there any hole that caused the abnormal titan's appearance?" Genos stepped forward and answer.
"Negative Captain! I searched the entire Wall, no hole had been found during my search." Demon cyborg explained to Levi, the short Captain nodded positively and flew away from them.
"Enough already! Go mind your own business now!" Hanje shouted to everyone and left from the makeshift elevator.
"She's right, let's go." Jean placed a hand on Mikasa's shoulder, she shifted her glance toward him.
"Take your hand off me..." She changed her expression into her usual cold one. "Sorry." Jean took off his hand from her body and proceeded to walk away.
"Eren, did you saw me?" Mikasa smiled as Eren had a pokerface planted on his head. "Yeah, so what?" Mikasa's face turned into a confused and worried one.
"Eren...I beat the one you all were calling unbeatable, I defeated the one fucker that thought he was a god, I ended his tyranny." She was proud for what she were saying to Eren and the others.
"Haaah! Don't make me laugh!" Eren showed tremendously disbelief and pushed Mikasa away from him.
"E-Eren?! You saw me!" Mikasa was afraid of Eren's mad expression. "Don't tell me you didn't noticed Saitama's trick." Eren responded whilst he were glaring daggers on her.
"No! I beat him! Fairly! I strike him down with my blades Eren!" Eren nodded his head negatively and walk away, ignoring anything else she was spelling.
"Don't worry Mikasa, I believe you." Jean smiled to her and showed his perfect shiny teeth.
Mikasa shifted her disturbed face toward Jean. "Fuck you Jean." She replied in a cold tone and followed Eren.
"Cruel world indeed." Jean stare the ground disappointed, Armin approached him and patted softly his comrades shoulder.
"Forget her Jean, she don't feel the same for you." Armin uttered. In a weak attempt to consolate Jean.
"Nah, Armin. I'll just go." "Ah! Wait for me!" Armin walk behind Jean as they headed to the elevator with everyone else.
"Hey guys, do you want to go to the tavern? We don't have anything to do yet, we better enjoy that chance while we still can!" Connie pointed out.
"Ohhhhh! I'll tell my beefcake too!" Sasha giggled as she thought about Saitama.
"Hey, suicidal bastard!" Jean took Eren's gaze.
"What is it, horseface?" Jena gritted his teeth when Eren called him horseface. However he didn't want to create a scene right now.
"We are going to the tavern, One Punch Man will come as well I think!" Eren wide his irises slighty.
"Alright, I don't see why we should avoid that." Eren jointed their group, so did Mikasa without a second thought.
"Hey, Kurome." Eren call her as she walk near them. "You can come too. You are part of our squad now." Kurome stare back at Hanje.
Hanje blushed at her and winked, Kurome turned around to face Eren again, she were also blushed too. "F-fine, thank you." Kurome hid her embarrassed expression from Eren and walk with them in the elevator.
Saitama, Genos and Akame had entered their room. Saitama layed down on his bed, but after a few seconds their attentions went on the two pink bottles on Saitama's cupboard.
"That's odd, what are those?" Genos asked without receiving an answer.
"Let me see." Saitama took the cork off and smell the strange liquid. "It's wine." One Punch Man mumbled as he scratched his nose.
"It's too bright for wine, Sensei. I recomm-" Genos couldn't end his phrase and Saitama took the bottle one handed and drink a bit.
"Ahhhh. Refreshing!" Saitama cleared the few drops from his lips and put the bottle down.
"Sensei! Are you okay?!" Genos and Akame shouted in union.
"Ah, of course I'm okay. Why you two shouting all of a sudden anyways?" Nothing happened. Saitama drink a little bit more to satisfy his thirst.
"Is it surely a wine? It could be poison!" Akame stated considerably worried about their master.
"Of course it's wine. Here, take a shot." Saitama passed her the bottle.
Akame stare at the erotic color liquid and decided not to drink. "With all my respect Sensei, I'll pass."
She gave it back to Saitama and kept staring at it slightly worried.
"Oh, okay. I'm not an alcoholic or anything, I just felt thirsty and wanted a drink. That's all." Saitama told them into a boredom expression.
"Sensei, I'll like to have a taste too." Genos lift his hand at shoulder level and grabbed Saitama's gaze.
"There you go, Genos." Saitama gave it gently to his first student. "Hmm, let's see." Genos drink a few drops to feel the taste.
"It's wine. Nothing weird about the taste really, only the color is suspicious to me." Nothing happened when Genos drink a bit either.
Everyone sat down on a big wooden table, they were ready to enjoy the food and some nice drinks.
"Oi! Bring the alcohol and also alot of meat!" Connie shouted to the chef.
"Just wait a moment, I think we are recently out of stock in alcoholic drinks." Chef stated moderately concerned and walk back into the kitchen.
"What are those?" The chef smell the bottles and smiled in confidence. "I am a lucky man!" Chef shouted excited and prepared to serve the well called 'wine.'
"MEEEAT!" Sasha growled like a wild animal whilst she begun chewing a big piece of meat.
"Won't Saitama and Genos come?" Connie asked. "Ask horseface over there, he told me Saitama will come." Eren stated as he take a look to Jean, then at the chef, who was coming with a huge wooden plate.
It had plates with meat and several cups of 'wine.' "Finally! Bring them here, we are the only full table!" Connie was for one thing right, only them were inside of the tavern at the current moment.
"There you go, the wines are free. It's all on the house." The chef cleared his forehead from the sweat and placed the plate of the table.
The Scouts began wolfing down the food and drinking the 'wine.' "Amazing! Jean you gotta have a taste from that!" Connie passed one of the bottles to Jean.
Jean took a cup and filled it full with the pink 'wine.' Before he drink he saw something odd. The color was greatly different from a wine, the scent was extremely more powerful than an ordinary wine.
"What the..." He stare at the pink liquid inside his cup. Suddenly someone placed a hand on Jean's shoulder.
"Huh!? Oh... What is it Armin." Jean shifted his head to see Armin staring down for no reason. "Armin?" Jean didn't received an answer, instead he saw everyone having a weird behavior towards each other.
Suddenly Armin lift his gaze at Jean with a cute smile. "Jean, have I ever tell you how manly and sexy you are?" Jean stare at the cup and threw it down. "Stay away from me!" Jean stood from the table and stare at the others making erotic comments to each other.
"Heeeeey Eren! Wanna have babies with me?" Sasha plowed on Eren and kissed him. "Won't Saitama say anything darling?" Eren were also under the love potion's possession. "No, you know what!? Let's just do it here! On the floor... Now!" Sasha pushed Eren down and took off his top.
"Jean... Let's take notes from them and have a romantic and passionate afternoon." Armin bit his lips and approached Jean.
"What the hell is wrong with you all!?" Jean stare back at the pink drink, he knew something was off about it.
"I must tell it to Captain and One Punch Man! This shit is no wi-GHHH?!" Armin cut him off by touching his crotch area. "Disgusting! Are you out of your mind?! Snap out of it Armin!" Jean punched Armin's face. Hopefully to help him return back to his normal self.
"Yes, Yes Jean! Hit me more!" Jean walk back slowly. "Stay away! Mikasa we gotta get out of here!" Mikasa was just sitting on the table, she had shadows all over her face and her eyes were closed. "DAMMIT!" Jean cursed this weird liquid and ran out of the tavern.
"Let's have sex together, Connie." Kurome smiled and kissed Connie's head. "Well we can do a threesome with miss chair over here." Connie uttered to Kurome in a dumb expression and shift his attention to a chair.
"Well hello miss chair, I love you too!" Connie hug the chair next to him. "I knew from the beginning! Something wasn't right about the color of that... THAT SHIT!" Jean hissed at himself whilst he heared a voice from behind him.
"Oh Jeeeeean~" Armin was chasing him with open palms. "AAAAAAAHHHHH! JESUS!" Jean used his 3D maneuver gear to fly away. "Naughty boy!" Armin did the same and the chase began.
'FUCKING SHIT! WHY THE HELL ARMIN!? IT COULD BE MIKASA FOR FUCK SAKES!' Jean screamed from inside his mind. "STAY AWAY ARMIN!" Jean shouted and turned around.
"Come on now, I knew from the beginning you was picking glances on my ass!" Armin uttered from behind Jean. "I think I'll vomit..." Jean felt disgust and dizzy at the same time, although he didn't stopped flying from roof to roof in order to escape from Armin.
"STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU ARE CREEPY!" "Oh? Did you hear that?" Saitama asked Genos and Akame.
"Sensei, I'm sensing two life forms flying outside." Genos responded serious. "Huh?" Saitama stare outside of the window, he saw an agitated Jean being chased by a strange looking Armin.
"I'm going, maybe they need help with something." Saitama exclaimed to his disciples into a blank expression, he leaped outside of the window and reached Armin into a matter of seconds.
"Jean com- WHAT TH-" Saitama grabbed Armin and placed him on a roof, Jean turned around and said. "I owe you my life Saitama! Keep that creep there until I tell it to the Queen!" He headed to the HQ without hesitation.
"GRRRR! LET GO OF ME BALDY!" Armin wasn't himself, he gritted his teeth and glared daggers at Saitama. "Uh, I don't know what happened but you was chasing him for no reason, not nice." Armin didn't paid attention to what One Punch Man said and prepared to bite his hand.
Saitama holded Armin's wrist softly and reply. "Oi, are you stupid? You gonna transform here just because I pissed you off for no reason?" Those words increased Armin's hate for Saitama.
"Let me reach my lover baldy, or else you will regret it." Saitama scratched his head and thought about it. "You don't mean the guy who just left... Say yes." Saitama pointed at the blond titan shifter.
"Jean is the one I always loved and I wi-" Saitama shut Armin's mouth with his red-gloved hand.
"No, I heared enough. Usually I don't care about everyone else's businesses but this is disturbing, you can't just force someone to love you if he or she doesn't feel the same for you." Saitama finished and let go of Armin's hand.
"You know nothing about lo-" Saitama sighed and walk away.
"Just don't be a creep, that's my advice." One Punch Man prepared to jump, however he remembered something. "Oh, where are the others?" He asked Armin who was dreaming about Jean. "Uh?! Leave me alone baldy!"
"I just asked." Saitama stated and picked his nose with an emotionless face. "Fine! But leave me alone after that!" Armin pointed out and showed the tavern's location to Saitama.
"Okay." Saitama scratched his armpits and leaped towards the tavern.