Quintessence
of maplestory
by Lisande
Scroll to
town from one screen off:
You'd
'lose' more mesos walking,
Thirteen
seconds, don't you scoff,
It's
almost bad as talking;
Calculate
the meso gain,
Compare
your rates of training
Stoically
against your friends'
when
conversation's waning.
Stronger,
further, higher, faster,
Just ten
percent I need to glean,
Should
buddies' tears and buddies' laughter
Dissolve
behind the bar of green?
Twice for
lightning kills six boars,
Move
faster if you're hasted,
Mash the
button, pick up ores,
You'd
rather pots were wasted;
Don't get
bless, you'll level slow
Ks that
low-dex page!
And while
you're at it, savage blow
that
mm-soloing mage.
Faster,
higher, further, stronger,
Quickly,
press those potion keys!
Each
training session must last longer,
Each
fevered soul, the same disease.