The Craptastic Poke-Crap
Author's Note: Sorry about how short the last chapter was! I will try to make this chapter longer! I will have a lot of trouble focusing on writing this because I'm listening to Panic! At The Disco right now, which means I'm fantasizing about going to a concert of theirs and rocking out with my friends! Okay, well…this is embarrassing. Now you all know one of my greatest dreams…. Oh well! EN A LA HISTORIA! (which is Spanish for ON TO THE STORY!).
Back at Katrina's house….
Mom- Hey Katrina?
Katrina- What this time?
Mom- I think you need to go start that pokemon craze!
Katrina- Well, mother, I would love to if it weren't for the undeniable fact that I hate pokemon like a fat kid hates carrots!
Mom- Well…. It will be good exercise!
Katrina- Oh, so first you think I would be retarded enough to fall for that craptastic poke-crap and now you're calling me fat?
Mom- Umm…. Uh…. What is "no" Alex Trebek!
Katrina- Mom, we're not on Jeopardy.
Mom- Oh….sorry!
Katrina- Okay, well I can see that you are dead-set on me doing this pokemon thing so I'll consider it. But, I have to consult Evie first!
Instant Messaging Thing-y
Snubbullhater (Katrina)- so my mom wants me to do that gay pokemon thing…Oh screw this! You're just gonna laugh at me! Like that time I told you that I had to travel back to the year (something) B.C. to stop Christ from being born!
Skittyscarer (Evie)- um…as much as I would love to laugh (and I do) I can't…
Snubbullhater- umm….why?
Skittyscarer- Because I have to do the pokemon thing also.
Snubbullhater- Aw crap! We're both stuck I guess!
Skittyscarer- Yeah…
Snubbullhater- Unless…
Skittyscarer- Unless?
Snubbullhater- UNLESS WE WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE POKEMON POPULATION BY POISONING THEIR WATER SUPPLY!
Skittyscarer- umm….katrina, do you listen to yourself speak?
Snubbullhater- I drift in and out.
Skittyscarer- Yeah, I thought so….bye then!
Snubbullhater- Bye!
End of chapter 2!