The Craptastic Poke-Crap
Author's Note: Hola! It is I! The masked composer! And, yes! I did just make that name up! Nobody actually calls me that! But I would like to try to start that! So there! ON TO THE STORY!
At Evie's House!
Evie- I wonder when my mom will get back with the pokemon!
Katrina- I wonder what crappy cutesy pokemon my mom will manage to find for me!
K's Mom- I have the cutest little pokemon for you, Katrina!
E's Mom- I found the cutest little thing-y!
Katrina- Oh…My…God! That thing it hideous! Ew, it's a Snubbull!
K's Mom- Katrina! Don't hurt his feelings! His name is Mr. Suggle Wuffle Kins!
Katrina- Can I call him Dead-Meat?
Evie- HAHAHAHAHA!
E's Mom- Evie, look what I found!
Evie- Oh god, what is it?
E's Mom- It's a Diglett!
Katrina- It looks like a big turd!
Evie- I think it is!
E's Mom- Evie! You stop that right now!
Evie- Ew….It's moving….Do I have to touch it?
Katrina- I'll give you ten bucks if you touch it!
Evie- Okay fine!
Katrina- As if! You're not getting my ten bucks!
K's Mom- Well, well, well! Will you look at the time! I'd say it's time for you pokemon trainers to hit the road and not come back for several years!
Evie- But we're only 13!
E's Mom- Don't worry! Your pokemon will protect you!
Katrina- No they won't! Look! punches Snubbull and kick over Diglett. See?
K's Mom- I DON'T CARE! LEAVE NOW!
Evie- FINE, BITCH, MAYBE WE WILL!
Katrina- Woah, woah, woah! Come on now! That's my mom!
Evie- Oh, sorry! Guess I got carried away!
Katrina- You think?
Evie- Wait! Our parents left us here!
Katrina- Oh, well! They were unimportant to the story, remember?
Evie- Oh, yeah! Let's go!
End of Chapter 3