The Craptastic Poke-Crap
Author's Note: Okay, so in this chapter, Evie and Katrina meet some dudes in Pallet Town. Their moms forced them to become pokemon trainers so they all decide to become an easily defeated group of four instead of two easily defeated groups of two!
ON-a TO-a THE-a STORY-a!
Guy #1- YOU STUPID FREAKIN' POKE-CREEP! MOVE! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Guy #2- WHY DID OUR MOTHERS FORCE US TO DO THIS?
Katrina- Hmm…Hey Evie! There are some other people who are being forced in becoming pokemon trainers over there! Let's go talk to them!
Evie- Fine, but I'm still not touching that giant piece of crap!
Katrina- Lighten up! Not all guys are bad!
Evie- No, not the guys! My pokemon!
Katrina- Oh….HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! THE ONE WITH THE FACE!
Guy #1- Who's that crazy chick?
Guy #2- shrugs while shooing away his pidgey
Evie- What's that giant sack of lard doing in the road?
Guy #1- That giant sack of lard is my pokemon , Snorlax! I hate him so much!
Katrina- That bird thing looks pretty annonying!
Guy #2- IT IS! I WANT TO KILL IT!
Guy #1- I'm Jorma! sticks out a hand to Evie and nods to Katrina
Evie- I'm Evie! shakes Jorma's hand
Jorma- I know! I read the little thing beside what we say that says our names!
Evie- Oh….
Guy #2- Hey, do I have to say my name or can I just remain Guy #2! I like that because it says #2! HAHAHAHA! #2!
Jorma- You don't have to say your name if you don't want to….BUT I SURE AS HELL WILL! HIS NAME IS CORBIN!
Corbin- Aw man…Jorma you are just ants at a picnic!
Jorma- Umm….Excues me? I'm ants at a picnic!
Corbin- Uh huh!
Katrina- You know what? I'M GETTING BORED!
Evie- Yeah this is kind of uneventful.
Corbin- Yeah, I thought so….
Jorma- Wow….well this is kind of awkward. Umm….jeez….So….
Evie- Um…
Katrina- Well….Evie has a giant turd as a pokemon, if that starts conversation.
Corbin- I personally think that all pokemon look like crap so….umm….
Jorma- We need this to end huh?
Evie- Yeah….yeah we do.
Narrator- Well guess what, bitch? I'm the one that announces when the chapter is over and I'm still super pissed at you guys!
Katrina- Not this freak again!
Jorma- Who's this?
Evie- The narrator! I hate him so much!
Narrator- I can hear you! And that really hurts my feelings you guys! I just….I JUST WANT TO FIT IN!
Corbin- Well, you can't! You know why? BECAUSE YOUY SUCK!
Narrator- NUH UH!
Corbin- YA HUH!
Narrator- I'm getting my mommy! MOMMY!
N's Mom- WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME, SEAMORE!
Jorma- Your name is Seamore?
Narrator (Seamore hahaha!)- Ya….umm….so?
N's Mom- WHAT DID YOU WANT STUFFY KINS?
Katrina- Stuffy Kins, eh?
Narrator- SHUT UP! WAAAAAAH! runs off, crying
Evie- Hey, Mrs. Narrator?
M's Mom- Oh, it's Ms. Narrator, dear, I divorced Seamore's father long ago. He was a loser, just like Seamore.
Evie- Okay, Ms. Narrator? Will you end the chapter for us? Please?
N's Mom- Oh, okay, dearies!
End of Chapter 4